Tfw your mom sees you shirtless with a pump post workout and tells you you look like a ugly monster...

>tfw your mom sees you shirtless with a pump post workout and tells you you look like a ugly monster, followed by a Hulk reference.

Did I make it Jow Forums ?

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I love backhanded put downs.

U roidin bro?

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No I'm just a 6'3 255lbs 18% bf fatty

My mother has been openly hitting on me this month.
She is ugly, VERY fat (she recently went 5 months without standing up) and has diabetes. Everytime I go to give her a sponge cleaning she starts hitting on me, and trying to put chocolate bars in my anus to 'check if she can transfer hereditary diabetes anally'. Not sure she knows what she means. Its ruining my relationship with her, she thinks I want it because I have masturbated into her shirts before

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my mum is dead

t.

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Kys.

>trying to put chocolate bars in my anus
yfw no fat diabetic mom to put candy bars up my butt.

Maybe if you bathed her with your trousers one this wouldn't happen.

>and trying to put chocolate bars in my anus
Are her fingers covered in fried chicken grease and powdered sugar?

if your mom even thinks your ugly, the outlook is not good desu

moms hate muscles
mine called my 14 inch upper arms unnatural

How do you get mom to Walmart if she is so fat?

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>user you are getting too big I preferred you when you were smaller
>girls like nice guys user
>you are eating far too much protein
>hmm thats not good on your knees, you should do some light aerobic exercises instead, although a brisk walk is plenty
>dont lift too heavy you will hurt yourself
>you will be fat when you are my age

Old ladies are always the worst with the mires. They have no problem touching me and shamelessly flirting with me whenever possible especially at work. I don't mind though.

>salesman thought me and my mother were marked. Again.
I don't know if its the way we act or of look old or she young, but it happens constantly.

Not fit related though.

>Marked
*Married

>she recently went 5 months without standing up
How is this possible?

she laid down for 5 months

Mother is jealous, my own mom said lifting is selfish and I should stop