Sex for girls is so easy. All they gotta do is sit there and take a hard dick. But for us guys...

Sex for girls is so easy. All they gotta do is sit there and take a hard dick. But for us guys, we gotta prepared for a whole lot if you think about it.


1.We have to calculate if the girl were trying to fuck can take our dick, the thicker she is the longer our dick has to be, the skinnier she is the less dick length we need.

2.we have to workout, so we don’t get tired of thrusting and have proper body cooperation through stretching and yoga

3.obviously, we have to wash and trim our penis to keep it presentable

4.we have to maintain good libido, can’t watch too much porn or we fuck up our sex drive.

5.we do shit like nofap so we can achieve an erection at the right time

And I’m sure there’s more, but as you can see, women don’t have this stress, they just have to be willing to take a cock

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>this is what virgin incels think

>1.We have to calculate if the girl were trying to fuck can take our dick, the thicker she is the longer our dick has to be, the skinnier she is the less dick length we need.
autismo

>2.we have to workout, so we don’t get tired of thrusting and have proper body cooperation through stretching and yoga
to think this you must have been almost a vegetable or morbitly obese before you made a change - that was not normal

>3.obviously, we have to wash and trim our penis to keep it presentable
unwashed pussy is even more nasty you virgin


>4.we have to maintain good libido, can’t watch too much porn or we fuck up our sex drive.

autismo maximo

>5.we do shit like nofap so we can achieve an erection at the right time
autismo absoluto gigantae

>a fag who is afraid to talk about the realities of sex

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Lmaoooo

#3 is the worst. I hate having to trim my penis because I'm never sure how much I should cut off the top, if I should take the tip off first or just leave that on, if I should clean off the sides too, I never know how it will grow back in, etc.

Considering going to a professional penis-trimmer.

Maybe the reality for autistic virgins. Normal people just shower, trim their pubes occasionally, and don't overeat until they are too fucking fat to have sex for more than 20 seconds. It's not some great undertaking. Just take care of yourself and don't be fat. ANd don't have a micro penis.

>trim our penis to keep it presentable

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This. Every time my foreskin starts to grow back I'm hesitant to cut it myself because of that one time I cut off too much and my dick looked weird for a couple weeks

One time i accidentily trimmed my penis 1 week before penis inspection day in high school to a 2 cm micro penis. I was forced to go to the penis class. Luckily a few months later it was back to normal and they let me go after realizing i dont actually have a mini peepee

I'm just tired of being sad and mad at myself for not getting any (and not even trying (and I take good care of myself, before anyone posts some mean comment...))

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bro i train 6 days a week and fap twice a day. i watch porn when i feel too tired to work out just to motivate me. i usually watch some camwhores during my workout (homegym masterrace) and still my sex drive is killing me. what are you doing wrong?

Don't be a man whore. Find someone you want to make a family with.

Being 16 could have something to do with it.

28 actually. i tried nofap once and after 3 weeks of nofap noporn my libido was gone. i failed miserably when trying to fuck some tinder slut. now that i'm fapping again everything is back to normal. no problems during sex, also have super high sex drive. nofap is a meme.

>all they have to do is take it
>t. virgin

This is what womanish insecure faggots do. Women unironically like it if you stop giving shit and act natural. who the fuck cares if you bust in 2 minutes or 20 minutes? It should be all the same to you, just take what's yours.

They don't have to be fat or hairy and they don't even want to do that.

>i usually watch some camwhores during my workout (homegym masterrace)

mah nigga

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??? this is some straight retard shit
I wail away with my unwashed genitals on young teens with daddy issues and I don't care if they get off faggot

And? Stop whining you bitch. Men and women are not equal, as a mane you were made to be toiling and improving yourself. Either lay down and rot or stop complaining and get on with it.

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This post made my night, I'm a tall skinny fat old dude but I've never been autistic enough to bust out a calculator in order to figure out whether I could fuck a chick.

Fuck dude, if you want to me a member of the master sex then you need to work for it!