You lift weights omg we thought you were just fat hahaha!

Im a bit on the ottermode side myself, and Ive to wear fit clothes to my frame to look like I lift, so I guess it goes both ways brah

No fucking joke I remember buying a size large shirt in the early 2000s and having it fit just right, I've gained 30lbs since and a large in the same brand is baggy around the midsection now.

Dress clothes are the worse.
Your choices are:
>Back and chest about to rip the shirt to shreds
OR
>You can smuggle a small Mexican child in your midsection.

>wore a tank top to the office instead of my normal shirt
This wasn't the first indication your story was made up, but it was the most glaring.

go to a tailor

This. I've started buying cheap $15 h&m dress shirts see XL and getting them tailored in the waist and arms (about $25 per shirt). I never knew dress shirts could be this comfortable. If your clothes fit well and you're comfortable you'll look so much better, too

The only place where dress shirts don't fit properly on me is my waist (too large of a waist for my chest) and my neck (thanks wrestling). I don't even look like I lift, I just stopped using a tie for "formal" events, leaving the top button undone

I mean the waist part of the shirt is baggy and the chest is tight. How many shirts should I own? And how much should I expect to tailor them? Don't tailors get offended if I bring in a cheap shirt?

get MTO shirts or go to a tailor dude, you can get your right measurements which currently you dont know.

I have wide as fuck shoulders, a long torso and wide waist but relatively thin arms I look weird as fuck

I have narrow shoulders, short torso, long legs, wide hips, large ribcage, muscular legs and scrawny torso. LUL

Where do you work that you can get away with wearing a wife beater?

>wearing a tank top in the office
what the fuck man

t. toastie roastie

> before first year of college
>decide to get fit to start college on a new leaf, be a Chad, fuck bitches etc
>do SS for a year and drink milk like water
>at orientation someone says I remind them of a hobbit
>The name sticks and all last year my nickname is either Baggins or hobbit
>never get laid
Fuck rippetoe

a lot of places have dress down fridays

I think your height was the problem, not the bloat.

Yeah definitely nobody thinks you lift

Bet you thought you were real clever with that huh tripfag.
>Filtered
*Spits*

You fucked up by wearing a tank in public. Are you 18?

Fallen not fell.

fuck off

You are like little baby. The path only gets harder.

Who cares what roasties think? Get stronger for you bruh.

If you're bulking just worry about your lifts, as long as they're going up you're solid. Eventually you'll cut all that fat off and your lifts will still be impressive.

how tall are you user

5"7.3"

feels bad

I'm flexing my dick in your face

suck it bitch ass homo

Oh boy user. You mean people immediately think that you're a weightlifter the second they see your muscles for the first time? Jeez, that's pretty rough buddy. You sure fell for it bad. I don't even know what to tell you; I don't think there's any coming back from that.

Fuckin kek, these posts always get me. Brah no fap is easy if you are dedicated. The key is to keep yourself occupied. Kinda cliche, but idle hands do the devils work and all.

who fucks these types of girls?

Thats the hard part for someone who actually needs it to break conditioning and being in the state where all you do is browse porn and jerk off all day. Thats the target audience imo. Of course, if you are already a well adjusted person who occasionally has sex, it wont turn you into a sterioded superman.

Chads

.3

except girls, in many peoples experience (before you deny it)

You fell for the SS meme, huh?

I wear nothing but tanks and shorts to work in the summer and i work in a software company. This isn't the 50s anymore.

Greasy, rich, old, fat fucks actually.

I did dawg. Posted my body in a thread on fit a few weeks ago and got ROASTED. Decided to lose weight since

She was negging you bro
Your mass had them intimidated and wet from the get go

Whats 'negging'?

H&m shirts worth tailoring? They go to shit after a few months. I guess 40 total per shirt is better than 100 on a shirt that doesnt fit perfectly but lasts longer

>I wore a tank top to the office
I hate this board sometimes

When a girl says something negative about you and you do mental gymnastics to have it mean she secretly likes you.
The opposite is miring, when a girl says something positive and you think it means she wants your dick.
Neither of these things ever happen in reality, but it keeps 4channers busy.

Who the fuck wears a tank top at the office?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST YOU MADE INDICATES THAT YOU ARE INDEED JUST ANOTHER SUBHUMAN IDIOT.

So 5'7?

Arab princes

I think he googled his height in cm and copy pasted it.