30 UFC fighters vs brown bear

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Those claws alone can kill someone in one swipe

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I picture a wild bear windmilling the lot of them. One strike from the bear will take out each fighter. There are weight classes for a reason

Its not like that how it works,you are probably 2 times stronger than a women but not even 4 women would be able to beat you up

untrained men have beaten bears by themselves completely bare handed lol

not so sure about that

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That guy is in heaven

Bear would probably run at the sight of so many people, but in the case, it charges it would be occupied mauling one so the rest of the fighter could kick its head/side and gouge the eyes

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Kek

This

>What I picture, is the bear mauling one guy, while 10 others throw insane spinning front kicks to his sides

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>you are probably 2 times stronger than a women but not even 4 women would be able to beat you up
That doesn't make any sense

According to BJJ gaylords, size is irrelevant and everything depends on technique. So I'm sure they could make the bear tap out.

Yeah, nothing motivates people more than seeing a guy literally ripped to shreds infront of them. Not with 10'000 men could you do this.. It is folly.

And i also think a blind bear would be 10x more dangerous than a bear with 20/20 vision.

Canadian here. you can't just say "brown bear", do you mean like a Kodiak? Grizz?

I think if a few of the UFC fighters scarified themselves to get to the eyes and nose the other 25 could stand a chance.

Consider that a man in wyoming killed a grizz by reaching his arm down it's throat and choking it.

How come these threads are always so successful? Are you faggots really that bored? Pick up a god damn book or something

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>WEH

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These are important questions.

European brown bear

>Consider that a man in wyoming killed a grizz by reaching his arm down it's throat and choking it.
That's fucking metal.

(con't)

One thing I'd like people to consider is that a bear does not move as efficiently. Like a pretty girl who doesn't know it's pretty, it doesn't know its power relative to the group. Nor will it target one person, kill it, and move to the next. It might maul one person until another kicks it then it will move and so on.

People successfully defend themselves against black bears every year with only their boots and maybe a hiking stick. While these bears are only ~twice the size of a man, sometimes more, we still do it with just one person for this reason:

A bear doesn't need to "die", it is a predator and instinctively knows that even the smallest injury could cause it to die much later on. To get rid of a predator you don't need to kill it, you need to make the animal seem like you're not worth the effort. Considering that there have been only a few recorded bear attacks on groups larger than 5, the grizz would absolutely run away from a pack of 30 adult males who would be collectively 5 times its size.

So then you play the hypotheticals... "what if the bear stood and fought?". But then you are adding attributes to the bear that it would not have naturally and that don't match the mauling statistics.

A bear could absolutely kill 30 people if it was aware of the situation but it's a fucking bear and humans have evolved to be the most intelligent thing on the planet.

source: I live in the heart of bear country and because I hike all the time I am paranoid of them. I have read many bear guides and listened to hours of advice from bear biologists.

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Stop spoiling our fantasy with facts and knowledge

>man fears this
Why?

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That adorable piece of shit can swipe your head clean off

What if the bear was captured and put in a cage with 30 of the toughest guys on the planet. And the bear had hot coals thrown on it to really piss it off. Could the men kill the bear with only unarmed combat?

"How stupid are you to think bears don't receive internal damage, brain damage, or just plain soft tissue damage?"

Actually unless they go for the eyes or the nose, they will not hurt it, it has a thick hide and fur, massive amounts of fat and muscles, it will not feel a thing. Blunt trauma is effective on humans because we dont have fur, hide, we have thin skin.
Bears wont feel a thing. And going for the eyes would probably be impossible as it would mean getting close to their jaws.

I imagine 30 Joe Rogans

That's why you prioritise checking his oil.

This >

fighters win easily.
a bear is stupid. they'd choke it out, or rip it's throat out, or break it's legs or something.

or fuck it

I really hope you aren't serious. I don't think you understand what a full sized angry bear could do to each one of them within seconds

bro, I'm 100%

I see

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There is one scenario where only a grizzly will probably attack you - if it senses that you are the cause of danger for its cubs. (aside: Researchers can't really do good research on black bears because they don't have as strong of a protective instinct and will even leave their cubs. This is why if a black bear is near you checking you out, it's out for blood and you better be prepared)

But even then also keep in mind that bears are fucking retarded and often eat their young.

If you could somehow ensure that bear fights until everything in the cage is dead, it would absolutely kill those 30 men. Power is not linear - a grizzly that is 5x as big as the biggest man who could fight reasonably well it muuuuch more than 5x the strength of that man. It also has thick, thick bones and such a fat layer protecting its internals that you'd need well-placed weapon to kill it. For that reason, and because the bears main hunting tools is itself (whereas humans are the tools we've evolved to create and refine), a grown human without his tools could barely kill a coyote.

Keep in mind how dangerous humans are, though. Grizzlies used to roam the plains and we've pushed them back to like 10% of their former habitat. We've pretty much eliminated the grizzly from California just because we felt like it after a few major deaths in the 1800s (despite a bear ironically being on its flag).

The takeaway is that a grizzly bear > hundreds of naked men. But one man who is well-trained with his tools > one grizzly bear. People hunt grizzlies with bows even today in areas such as Alaska.

how many big guys would it take?

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I think a bear would fight a group of 30 men if they were cornered or protecting their kids

Depends on how many sharp sticks the UFC fighters can get before engaging the bear.

With no tools humans can't kill anything bigger thatn them.

Ok,ok. I see. How about if the group had 10 aluminium baseball bats, 10 sharpened butterknives, and the other 10 had wooden towershields?

>needing more than one guy to destroy a bear

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>my dad is an exotic vet
wow sounds like he knows everything there is to know in the world

what tools do they have?

Imagine yourself but in a suit of armor. It's you vs a room full of 40 lb toddlers. How many toddlers would it take to kill you? Basically, as many as it takes for you to get tired so they'll all just sit on you and eventually crush your armor and you suffocate.

This scenario would be similar to big men vs a bear. The big men don't have anything except their own inadequate mass to really attack the bear.

Pic related is a bear paw. The critters that lurk in the Rockies are a lot larger than many people think they are. Moose for instance are like the size of a Civic standing on stilts.

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Ok but for the analogy to work the toddlers need to be much smarter than me and highly trained fighter.

>marines vs sun

I think the group with the aluminum bats and knives would eventually win.

At the very least I assure you that 30 people with bats and knives could blind the bear and render its ears and nose useless. At that point, once perhaps a dozen or two dozen dead the rest will have an easier time targeting the shoulder area you need to target to reach the heart.

Could some of the men somehow rig the knives to be tied to the bats like a makeshift spear? I'd take 10 men with spears over a grizzly, honestly.

look at how that one guy is holding its leg just get 4 guys to hold onto each leg while the other 26 beat the shit out of it

Its 30 people still, just 10 will have the bats, 10 the knives, the last 10 the shields. Whatever they do with it is up to them. But they will be restricted to their clothes and imagination in that bear death cage. Could the shield guys buy enough time for the bat guys to beat the shit out of the bears face? And disorient it enough for the knife guys to cut It up enough for it to bleed out? The world may never know

you think a bear could take on TEN THOUSAND FUCKING MEN. Are you retarded. The bear would get tired before even being able to kill all those men. That and enough people would land blows on the bear that he wouldn't make it more than 50 imo

I think 30 UFC fighters could take a bear easily.

Aside from blinding it and disturbing its mucous membranes (which is what bear spray does), you'll have a very hard time cracking that bears skull, even with multiple people using 5000 lbs of force swings.

If I were a general commanding these men, I would have the shield people take out the mucous membranes (and dying in the process). The bear will become erratic but not able to easily track the rest of the people now.

The rest have to target not the skull but the area just behind where you would imagine it's shoulder is. That's where the heart is and where the least protection is.

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What about sticking a finger up it's ass?

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>using people to take out "mucous membranes"

shut up you dumb cunt. Learn what OC spray is.

> It is an inflammatory agent that,upon contact with mucous membranes, causes immediate dilation of the capillaries.
It can cause burning, tearing, and swelling in the eyes and nose, and instant inflammation of
throat and lung tissues, which temporarily restricts breathing to short shallow gasps.

mec.ca/media/Images/pdf/factsheets/bear_spray_v2_m56577569830603232.pdf

So, yeah, mucous membrane. I'm sorry scientists don't make shitty acronyms for retards to easily remember their "big words".

there are people that have won 1v1s vs bears. Yeah that was incredibly lucky, but if you imagine that the 30 fighters are very motivated to do that they will win at least 50% of the time

Four.

I see what you did there

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What's with the fuccing obsession

You live in a world where people are on their phones constantly, hitting like buttons, sharing, reading fb posts, and watching cat videos.

I always love the Jow Forums threads where you DYELs fantasize about killing some wild animal.
Grizzly bears are massive creatures, they would fuck up 50 UFC fighters if needed.

Source? Go look at a fucking bear and how huge that thing is.

Everything I know about bears and tigers, I've learned it in these threads

Finger in ass is a strategy that stuns some animals and gives you the upper hand.

Brown bear UFC wins easy
But polar bear? no

Grizzly vs grizzly. Who would win?

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That face could melt a heart on one glance.

yeah but these are the 30 best UFC fighters in the world vs 1 fucking bear

Based bear poster

Even a liter bike would have trouble carrying Grizzly's fat ass.

>10 men with spears
more than enough. 2-3 guys with spears can take out a fully grown lion or tiger. grizzly is no problem./

What if the 30 men where armed with m61 vulcans, AKs and 0.45 magnums and the Bear was chained up

that thing is a fucking monster and its fake smile makes it even more sinister

rare get

bear easily bro those things will tear you to shreads

>Reasons I'm a furry
When the military starts looking for candidates for their beastmen super-soldier program and everyone else fails the psychological profile, I'll be there, waiting for the opportunity to finally exercise my right to bear arms.

Fuck it I'll just run him over......oh
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If the 30 men were all heavy or middle weights, they could fuck that bear up. Sure some of them would die, but eventually they'd fuck that thing up.

He's trolling u dude. It's a LOTR reference

Who needs big muscles or skill when you have a gun

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>how much does the bear bench

I could take a bear I've trained 5 months BJJ 60 lbs OHP 90LBS bench (don't count the bar) 5'5 190 lbs (muscle)
Just sidestep as he's charging you and put him in a chokehold while staying on his back and in a couple of minutes hel pass out then just finish him off with a big rock, a wolf would kick my ads though because they might be faster idk I might just have to kick it's neck or something

Their mass will only slow them down.

LMAO! This might just work!

The bear unless one of those UFC fighters has the balls to force his arm down the bears throat.

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mfw only 30

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This.

Roflmfao lol

The bigger question is: how many bears to take down one african elephant with fully formed tusks

imagine how good it must feel

Could a grizzly bear beat a lion or a tiger?

Lion probably. Tiger - not sure. Both would definitely give each other a run for their money.

damnnn

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