Mirin thread

theyre all either larps or the posters dont actually lift

remember kids, if youre not fit, then it's not a mire

I think you mean best. The autistic writefags ITTs are top shelf, better than the ones in nonny in Equestria threads on mlp.

How can one be so fucking autistic

You have to go back

Benis in vagina? plis resbond

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>wow im never speaking to this guy ever again
>so what's up?

oiadsioasdiomiomadsmaiosmasdio

>I'm willing to give you a second chance
Fuck off

Epic

shit response

should have been, who said i was willing to give you a second chance, then unmatch

> fuck bunker

nice

>can't take the banter

i like how you responded

thread seems pretty bunk but contributing in the hopes we can re-rail it.

>3 years ago living with 2 acquaintances
>one is dating girl i always thought of as my perfect 10
>ever since first time she came over we always have great conversations
>playful banter, smiles etc.
>roommate/bf never liked us talking so freely and would always usher her to his room

FF 3 years later.

>horny and stalking insta
>oneitis pops up, hit follow
>she follows back
>like pic, she likes back almost immediately

>start dming and find out she was always keen since meeting me
>says more so now that i've gotten buff
>went on date last week with her
>clicked just as well as we used to and got a cheeky snog in before saying goodbye
>says she "couldn't believe i was actually interested in her"

thanks for readin'. i don't post greentext stories but thought you guys would find it motivational. hopefully it gives some hope to you guys that good things do come to those that wait.

post pics of that hog

gonna have to pass on that, this is a golden opportunity. she's without a doubt the best i've ever had something with.

you put her in the position of power you cuck, ruined the dynamic for life, gotta let her know where she stands

You must understands that when woman writes these kind of reply's they are not negative in any way that you think. They are not having their feminazi glasses and resting bitch face on, filled with disgust when they write these. Imagine them giggling, curling their hair and biting their lip with a wide smile when they write this kind of stuff. Responding negatively to this is a tell that you might not have enough positive experiences with women to know this. You would've just failed shit test boys.

If that little line from her makes you feel threatened, you are the cuck.

And then i shagged her in my hotel room later that night the scruffy French tart. Lovely arse though.

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its not feeling threatened its what i said, beta's will never understand unfortunately even with me giving tips

Nah, you're a cuck. See

>positive experiences with women

My mom hugged me once, does that count?

She was angling for hangover spooning

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Yes user, that does count :) You be a good boy and hoist those weights for mamma next time you visit the gym.

So is the goal to get a phone number/snapchat? Then what? Coordinate a place to fuck or get drinks or whatever? My problem seems to be I keep talking and never seal the deal, but I can never read the fucking mood to tell if they're looking to get married or just pump and dump.

so just ask then? if you're at that point in conversation then you'll know - and ask. i've had so many EASY hook ups because of just being open and clear after bantering a little.

Maybe set yourself a goal to ask them out within the first 10 minutes.

alright mate you do you, one day you'll be getting pegged while thinking you're the one in control though

I barely get any matches, probably my pics are just shit

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>>shh no cri now

What's up with chicks who don't even reply to your first message, no matter what it is? I know saying just 'hey' or 'how's it going' is weak as shit but I'm not the type to whip out big throbbing pick up lines.

You not good enough and they just added you in order to mogg stacy#2 with her amount matches.

More stupidity

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>not going with "you and me both"

here is some inspiration

With regard to your question. I haven't been replying to girls who write first recently. It's not that they are unattractive, it's just sometimes I really don't feel like talking with anyone.

Also girls are just as bad at opening lines as guys.

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dude don't tease noobies with this ghetto tier shit

>be me with lads in city park
>its 9:00pm Friday night had a few drinks by now
>the lads and I are walking out of park as two chicks of the night walk in
>as the two parties walk by one of the girls leans out and grabs my bicep
>"hey~" she says staring deep into my baby blues
>I naturally reply "hey" in a cool guy voice
>the two parties keep walking on as if nothing happened
>later the lads ask if that happened thinking it might have been a hologram
> they ask why I didn't put the moves on her
>I reply "Im a single man who dont need no damn thot in my life"

did i do good friends?

did you masturbate furiously later that night?

you better believe it

>drop enough bodyfat to get a vein running from my front delt, over bicep, over forearm, to thumb, while keeping decent size
>get girls coming up to me every time I go outside, sometimes more than a few times

I have a decent face nothing special, but this bodyfat thing is not a meme boys.

>at a club with a bunch of friends
>girl keeps glancing at me, sometimes staring
>I'm too autistic to make a move
>later in the night she comes up to me and says hi
>we start chatting, really pleasant talking to her
>she starts getting physical, touching my arms
>saying shit like "you look so strong haha"
>can only reply with "heh thanks"
>we make out and tells me I'm hot
>ends up giving me her number even though I never asked for it
>go home
>realise I could've gotten laid that night
>delete her number

Honestly, getting fit while being a retarded sperglord is the worst, I just want to go back to being a social outcast, but I've come so far to acting like a normal human being it'd be a shame to move backwards.

>deleting her number
Wew lad

how can they tell through your clothes though

>cool guy voice
nice

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This board promotes meme exercises like heavy deadlifts that only fuck up your back and meme programs like 5x5. If you want to get strong and look big at the same time, do compounds with low weights but with high reps. NEVER lift above your body weight cause there’s really no point and you’re risking injury when you lift heavy. Also, don’t avoid machines. Machines help isolate individual muscle groups. Again, do high reps but with low weights. When I say low, I don’t mean 50 lbs, more like 80-100lbs and 200lbs max. Add calisthenics to your program for maximum aesthetics.

I get mired very often by women because of my education and social skills - I´m a Mensa-smartass and got dem social gains in the boy scouts (germany, have a lot of awesome girls in here), but because of long sickness being bedstuck (fuck these motorcycles) I gained about 40kgs... feels bad. Threads like this motivate me to get back to former glory and slay mad pussy again. I`m already 26, time to get shit going!

Hope you like your roommate's sloppy seconds cuck.

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>im turbo virgin, start lifting hard
>eat big and lift big for 3 months, looking much more bulky
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>make sure to lean forward and flex my traps and biceps whilst staring him down
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>i tell her to shut the fuck up
>keep lifting pretty hard
>getting the bus home one day
>female bus driver calls me "muscles"
>firstmire.jpg
>feels pretty good ngl
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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whats high reps? 10-15?

>reposting the same shitty story

Shitty story. You had an A and B story in here and neither were interesting.

heres a summary for you for next time
>im turbo virgin, start lifting hard
>keep lifting pretty hard
>getting the bus home one day
>female bus driver calls me "muscles"
>firstmire.jpg

Good for you user, hope all goes well with the recovery

How old are you user?

Buddy told me to say that as a joke and I forgot to remove th quotation marks, what do?

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Neck hangs to failure.

Every tinderella is down for a hookup. You don't look for a wife in the dumpster, you only look for easy rubbish.

>thanks for readin
blease like n subskribe

“Reference to my life... up for a 3 way?”

Do I really have to go through a mountain of whores to find a proper girl, or is there some place I can go where I meet them and not the whores?

Don't fucking say church.

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>some kid is making weird noises so i scream at him
>SCREAM
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>scream again
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>chick approaches and screams into my ear
>uh wierd but whatever
>She approaches again and asks my name
>tell her my name
>She approaches me again and tells her name
>"ok its nice to meet you"

nice

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it shows on face/arms. It really is a big difference going from 15% to 10%

Hate to break it to you bud, but you cant just go out and meet wifey at the club or at mixers. You probably need to meet her through a friend or family member if you're not still in school.

If you're just looking for a quick fuck then you can find that basically anywhere, but if you're looking for something that is worth a bit more of your time, its not gonna come easy and you're going to have to either wait for the stars to align or wade through a lake of whores if you try to brute force it.

>Deleting her number
But why?That story was awful.

was this generated by a shitty AI that doesn't understand humans?

im worried 4u user

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No, most of them aren't mires. It's just random encounters that anons misinterpret autistically.

> keep matching with girls.
> Never want to meet up, stop responding when I flirt.
>Any normie questions I ask end up with "looool what???" "No way!!!" "Really?"

The fuck is going on? Am I really that boring?

30-40

snake and a hoe. who is who?

You're not attractive enough for them to get horny looking at your pictures

That's fair I've only got one pic and it's a fuckboi pic. But I'm just thinking why the fuck you matching if you ain't even gonna contribute?

Ego boost

:(

Fucking hell.

Okay user. How do I improve my picture game?

That does make me feel pretty proud... :)

Can't help too much without you posting your picture.
Ideally you want 3-4 good pictures of you. 2 Social pictures, one pump selfie and one misc conversation maker pic like a dog or something. The pump selfie is the key so get good lighting and dehydrate yourself for it

Ignore the messenger pic

Oops

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Korean girls are silly for white willy xDDDD

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Is my game on point XD

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That reeks of bot or catfishing
Show me pics of your sextime after

The poor dude

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>the incel yellow fever tinder attempt

Is this a related mire guys?

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The incel travelled through japan + korea and fucked a different 9/10 every second night i was there*
Have fun with your white thots champ

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Hahahahaha

;) we laughed because we sent it at the same time XD

Yet youre chatting up some 4/10 on tinder. Sounds like your standards are low buddy boyo