NOFAP GENERAL IRISH BOGPILL EDITION

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>current streak
I’m on day 2, trying for at least 30 days this time.

>why you started nofap
Because it’s a challenge. I’ve read prolonged nofap can change your brain chemistry, so ultimately this is an exercise in self-learning. Last Winter I went through a long period in which I was fapping 2-3 times a day and it was absolutely miserable. I’m not strictly religious, but it bothers me how accepted and ubiquitous porn addiction has become.

>changes you’ve noticed so far
I feel more aware of others’ feelings and am more interested in conversation. I wake up with more energy. Planning and following long-term goals feels much easier now.

For all the trolls and titposters, take pity on them. They’re still under the illusion that you can fertilize pixels on a screen. Deny it as they may, why else would you fap to porn?

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This board promotes meme exercises like heavy deadlifts that only fuck up your back and meme programs like 5x5. If you want to get strong and look big at the same time, do compounds with low weights but with high reps. NEVER lift above your body weight cause there’s really no point and you’re risking injury when you lift heavy. Also, don’t avoid machines. Machines help isolate individual muscle groups. Again, do high reps but with low weights. When I say low, I don’t mean 50 lbs, more like 80-100lbs and 200lbs max. Add calisthenics to your program for maximum aesthetics.

this pasta is stale already

>current streak
23 days

>why you started
Tired of being timid and awkward around females and in general, recently stayed for a week round Oneitis' house and was a blue-balled mess with no charisma

>changes so far
Really want to bonk a chunky girl, more confident and relaxed at work, far more energy, sometimes get >tfw no gf but know its just my brain adjusting to the changes. My eyes and face look brighter and less fatigued

I'm also doing noalcohol for a month, feels good

I just broke my 35 day streak(also current best).
Back to square one for me I guess.

Changes i noticed during no fap:
>more confident
>much more energy
>sligthly more discipline

about to ask my crush tomorrow for her number
would it help if i jacked off before or should i hold it in

don't jack off

>"h-hi"
>"I ummm"
*boner*

>the proclaimers
>irish
Fuck off they’re Scottish, didn’t know that nofap makes you a brainlet

Are wet dreams bad ? I had one but was able to stop mid cumming.

>HEY
*boner*
>DO YA LIKE JAZZ?

nope

>tfw I could’ve googled this before posting
Now everyone knows I can’t into geography or basic music trivia

I find my biggest challenge on nofap is
>tfw no gf
which is absurd because fapping is the problem not the solution. Just gotta remember I’m playing the long game.

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Remember:
Hands on your cock, reset the clock.
Nocturnal emmision, continue the mission.

I just broke my 7 days nofap and 20 minutes LATER ex fuckbuddy is asking what im doing tonight...
How fucked im bros,it feels like im never going to make it.

Fuck my stupid life

>tfw got a gf and I no longer want to look at porn
Feels good, Jow Forumsfrens

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if you edge does it mean you broke your streak? I edge to my imagination for maximum stamina gains in bed.

Edge is worst than fapping bro

how

You are constantly realising more dopamine to your brain nonstop when edging.

damn. thanks for the info user

also builds up a lot of tension and pressure, can't possibly be good for you

Day 8 here. Had several urges today, but just thinking how sexual desire fucks you up, especially me, since i have astigmautism, makes me not want to fap.
Desire is suffering

So what? Just be confident women love it when you get a boner on them, it gives them the validation they need.

all you have to do today is not masturbate

I'm curious how many underages actually lurk here

Waifap user reporting.
Achieved dat dere 7 day test boost and blew many a load over the course of two hours a night ago.
As stated in another thread, it was purely through images and thoughts of my waifu and I ate my "gains" immediately afterwards.
It was great, that night I even had dreams that she appeared in which was fantastic.
Making it past days 4 and 5 are tough but man is it worth it.

>current streak
Day one

>>why you started nofap (Waifap)
Better concentration, I picked up a cool book that I enjoy reading and I would have never done otherwise if I didn't lose my internet for three days. Funny how these coincidences occur.

>changes you’ve noticed so far
For some reason I feel like I have more energy in my legs.
I ride my bike to work and when I'd 'bate every night my legs would always feel heavy.
Only day one sucks for my commute but all the other days I feel like I can pedal fast without getting tired as quickly.
I know it's mostly through improved conditioning nut the feeling of heavy legs just isn't there when I abstain from 'batin.

Blog post over.

Day 4
Brehs, day 44

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Same happens to me whenever I fall in love. My mind is too occupied to be horny

>Waifap
explain

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The short version of it is to not touch your dick for as long as possible.
It's essentially no-fap with a twist.
When you are at the threshold of failing, whether planned or not, you must fap solely to images and thoughts of your waifu.
I already lift for my waifu so this is just an extension of my devotion.

> it is to not touch your dick for as long as possible
that's literally nofap. wtf
>this is your brain on waifus

Did you even read the second line?