Failure chart

I scored an 8 :)

19
20
bretty good :DDD

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26, but I'm a way bigger loser than the scale at the bottom would indicate.

+2 diagnosed with depression but not depressed currently
+2 lost v-card after 18, fucked 10 girls at 24, now in a year long ltr (I was raised religious and god said no fucking outside of marriage which I believed until I got to college)

Not self-delusional, decent body

+2 for acne tho

+3 because I larp as a nazi on pol

I work out every day for the 4th reich.

I have good personal hygiene (I work as a teacher, gotta set a good example).

No addictions and I have a healthy sex life.

9

Apparently I'm a very high achieving individual lol

This list is trash. I automatically get a bunch of points because I married my high school girlfriend.

6

>Living with parents after 24
I already dispute this. If you are renting instead of saving for a deposit while living with parents than you're just a brainlet.

You think highly actualized people actively put their shortcoming in front of themselves

This list is some downright retarded bullshit. This is an instruction manual on how to conform.
>Your cultural references and hobbies don't really match those of people around you
>Fringe political outlook
>No social media
>Trying to have a career in something improbable
None of these are bad if done right.

How the fuck did you read the op image? Do you have a talking dog?

Pretty much same here. Got fucked there hard by this list and with social media crap. Yes, being an actual degenerate is totally what dictates your success in life.

Watch my chops

>48
Gonna be honest, I’m doing better than I though I was.

>no social media
That shit is cancer x AIDS and has ruined a generation

>6
Yay

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>no social media

Why is that a bad thing? Social media is full of attention whores, normal whores, numales, weird relatives, whiteknights etc. They all look ungenuine, it's full of artificial relations. It creates narcissist. Social medias are center of degeneracy in the internets.

This chart is BS

I got a 9, and 3 of these points were due to baldness.

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Huh I only got like 5 ticks.

Maybe not all is lost.

Fuck you I was happy at 14 points. Now I'm at 17.

Do you know how you sound

There's a particularly important one missing. Posting on 4 chan is pretty much a solid 50 points.

>Your addictions
>No alcohol or cigarettes

Trash

+10 points: Bugman

Legit none of that.
>be me
>in grad school
>gf applying to phd programs
>have full time job offer after grad school
>dont live with parents
>pay own rent
>lost virginity at 16
>addicting to nothing

legit fight me

>If you dont conform you're A LOOSER AND A FAILURE

13. Need to stop being a nazi, quit porn, and learn to drive.

Normies gtfo off my my board REEEEEEE

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wew for once it feels good to be a normie

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don't trigger manlets.

>Can't drive/ no licence

What for? I'm not an American, owning a car in big city is a drag rather than achievement. It's always faster to use public transport/bicycle.

>I work out every day for the 4th reich.
Definitely gonna make it

You can dodge a lot of those by simply being too young, and I think that's how I managed to get a relatively low score. Need to change asap tho

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Why having social media is a negative?

* not having

9

kek

>13. Need to stop being a nazi, quit porn, and learn to drive.
lol. Stop being a nazi and learn to drive, bucko.

Because it makes you look unsocial and employers can't verify info on you. I legit had a girl not go on a date with me because I have no facebook or snapchat. That's just how it is these days mang.

>A few problems to be worked on
>Half this shit judges you on your childhood and upbringing
Guess I better go work on that time machine, then.

> 4 Anime/Manga
> 5 Heavy drugs
Nice one.

10. I feel like king of the non-failures

+1 dropped out of college at some point (traveling the world)
+2 lost virginity after 18, 19 for me coming from a very conservative no sex before marriage culture
+ 1 pepperoni nipples
+ 1 dark eye bags (not that bad desu)
+ 1 video games? I really like Fortnite tbqh

score: 6

0 point

6'3 masterrace ayee

Im a weirdo and I got only 20 points, bs list

idk never had a problem with employment. No social media.
t. software engineer.

Lmao what is this, the chad test?

Fuck off with your normie degeneracy

Yes I sound like someone who's sick of degeneracy and being a fuckboy of Zucc

Nigga cooking is easy and fun as shit. Apply yourself.

>Fringe political beliefs
>Alt-right
Fucking kikes. Every fucking time. This shit-chart was probably made by jews.

>31
One off being a normie

oof found the weirdo

>20
Guess i'm as normie as they come

>27 year old boomer recently moved back in with parents +3
>dropped out of college because community college sucks fucking dick and I was an undisciplined shit. In private nursing school now. +1
>daydreams thing, kind of, but it's more like looking forward to saving people's lives as a nurse and doing cool shit with all the money I'm going to make. +1
>paranoia of being hated or mocked by others. I'm used to being liked by everyone and I get bent out of shape when people don't like me. +1
>cringeworthy teenager phase. Black metal elitist fag. Not like that anymore, so I don't think it should count, but +2
>slight addiction to video games, porn and this board +4
>12 total

Damn, even at a low point in my life I'm almost full on normie. Feels okay, man.

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