Double entendre general

>wanna have sex with me? just asking for a friend ahahaha

I'll keep you guys posted

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Top lad.

Literally an ugly girl with a stripper name

Speaking of strippers.... how do I more clearly display the amount of money I have?

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Pic related is stripper

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Please stop!

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gross

Massive ear hole

no idiot tell her "looks-wise, you're a 5/10. thats pretty generous in my opinion"

You get to fuck it if you're her sugardaddy.

I'm considering just sending her my snap and then pictures of my watches

Y I K E S
Mirin those red flags tho

that's a trap
that's sad
n1

Fat pink mast

It's done on purpose

Y-yeah... haha.

through your photos user

get some pics of you doing expensive shit

This desu

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Follow up time boyz

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>finally you get it
then ask for digits

I'm giving it 10 minutes, so far dubs wins

Nice double text, faggot

>my stupid monkey brain cant help but immediately going sexual when i look at your photos, but i can repress it long enough to be a gentleman first. im going to take you out, whats your number

just trying to help you out so you can get laid for once user
t. your big brother

And dubs wasnt even a pre rec

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ASK FOR DIGITS?!?!?!!?!?!?
see fag

Phrase nudes into it. Mine or hers, doesnt matter.

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Question mark is a typo. Thank you bourbon.

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that was actually really solid
don't worry about question mark
now go get her digits

>double texting
ohnono, don't blow it, autist

Please shit on my chest.
Then mash it around with that jaw of yours.
Im quite jelly. In my panties that is.
Get it?
Bottom text

>person breaks a single thought into two sentences instead of one sentence
>HURRRRR AUTIST

imagine this autism

You're a fucking retard, germans have a word for cringe. Go correct that shitty meme you just posted.

Dubz speaks truth. We all now bitches do not understand commas

Holy shit

hart am fremdschämen

>dinner and drinks

you losers actually pay for womens' shit BEFORE you fuck them?

>match with cute chick
>throw a simple joke or bit of sarcasm or anything with even a spit of subtlety
>goes right over their head
>unmatch with them

am i the only one? i've found the best litmus test to meeting a chick who isn't a total retard is self awareness and sense of humor, if neither of those two are hitting the mark nothing else she has is worth the time

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Ban

What kind of pictures do you post to match with these qt3.14s OP?

She got dry on the turn. You got rivered by some other chad.

Should've sent her a bunch of
"Siri, whats the height of mount fuji"
"Siri, whats the weather like in nepal"
"Siri How tall is lebron James"

Until she blocked you

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>getting close the the river or am i going to have to make you wet myself

We're in the red zone amigos

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this is elliot-rodgers tier autism.

keep it up, you are going to make it

Damn she is being a bitch

>why is it you think you know what i think or what i want want
because you're a woman and you don't know what you want, you need a man to tell you

well fuck you bitch nigga

It's been fun lads. What a dumpster fire.

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I want to kill you
That pussy
With my COCK
and cave your chest in

Jesus christ this is going in MY cringe collection

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>Jow Forums tells you WOMEN DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM WHAT THEY WANT AND BE DIRECT
>you actually followed it
>girls ends up having self-esteem and doesnt want some guy making all her decisions for her

lel

Nigga she ain't on Tinder for a friend. You lost.

>i dont see finding forever on tinder

then tell her "how will you know if you dont try, what is your number"

But this is promising

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The shit thing is that even Tinder chads will give these hambeasts the time of day, and therefore they feel entitled to go through these absolute ego-stroking hoops of conversation to no meaningful conclusion.

>making really elaborate idioms trying really hard to impress some fat ugly spic with the I'm the alpha here game
>dinner and drinks
>crash and burn anyway

Holy mother of fuckung cringe

Write "forever" on your cock and send her a pic

"excuse me?"
do this

>doesnt think messing around with some overweight Latina with suggestions from fit isnt fun
>cringes

its stuff like this that makes me wonder why tinder is so popular, why every pathetic guy on here has it, and why its considered a popular dating app.

Because fun exists and you should get over yourself

>n-no I mean a nice night in the town
>please
>this is y-our last chance

>haha I was only pretending to be beta af guys

should've denied her accusation of your intention to have sex. sorry bud you failed the shit test

kys faggot

You should honestly kill yourself if posting things like that makes you feel better. These threads are fun and you're a faggot for being a faggot about it.

only option left op. do it or you’re a fag

Yeah, no, this isn't "Are you an archaeologist?" levels of intentional fucking up. This reeks of actual effort.

Underrated

lol stay mad incel

>n-n-no you don't understand. First we get dinner, then we have sex

>you guys are the faggots for calling me a beta lol I'm just having fun trying really hard yo bang a whale haha lighten up guys lol

Unironically the biggest cringe tinder thread I have ever seen. Shut it down op, you're done here

Does Chad make post like this? Or just people with crippling insecurity?

This thread is funny.

OP isn't funny, but his thread is.

This OP just do it that bitch is taking too much effort either she comes along with this or she can fuck off

Ask her how much money it would cost you to lube up her earhole and fuck it to completion

lmao are you fags such betas that you don’t have enough matches to just fuck with the below average ones just to see what they say. don’t even bother with a suicide note, it’ll be a relief to every one that knows you that you’re out of the picture for good

you know you can't send pics on tinder, yes?

These reactions are boring and there's no escalation to make them more interesting. We are just watching some dude fail to fuck a fatty.

OP this is hardly funny. The actual tinder threads are great, but your attempt at being funny are terrible.
It truly seems like you're trying to get laid but are so terrible with women that you can't seal the deal.
>Tinder convo goes south immediately
>"H-haha you k-know who'd love this convo? My b-bros over at Jow Forums"

>I want everything
Stopped reading at that

wew what a fucking timebomb
she probably grew up thinking she's a Disney princess

Well the anti-fun faggots got OP to fuck off. Thanks for ruining the thread m8s

You're welcome.

ignore her and dodge a bullet

mother fucking top kek