>NoFap, relapse edition
Relapsed last night after going for eight days. Couldn't fall asleep because I needed to jerk it so bad, painful erection and all. Is NoFap just a meme or is it worth struggling through urges and sleepless nights. Jerking off to porn habitually every day is pathetic but perhaps there's a happy middle ground like once a week?
No. Maybe once a month, or two weeks inbetween max, with no porn.
Went 4 or 5 days yesterday. Fucking casually stroking myself on the toilet after taking a shit, I don't even know why, wasn't planning on cumming, but i hit the point where i went to far and I couldn't hold it back, and a bunch of cum dribbled out as i was trying to hold it back. Felt disgusted with myself
I think the no fap stuff is real. I'm bit of a newfag I've only been lifting for like two months and I used to fap everyday. This past week I haven't fapped and I feel like I've gotten more gains. Still on the same diet and everything only thing I chamged was nofap.
Maybe it's just the placebo effect but I do feel better now that I stopped fapping. This is all anecdotal you should try it at least for a week to see what happens OP.
has anyone gotten hairy from nofap?
i had a 20 day streak then i relapsed 8 times today
20 days in just to see how it feels boyos
Rapidly alternating between tarzan mode and eunuch mode
Balls feel like cement sacks which is pretty nice teebeehaych
You guys realize that no alpha chads do "no fap" or have even heard of it? You're just deluding yourself because you think rubbing your dick is the cause of all your problems instead of you being a beta cuck.
Chads who don’t do nofap go bald and turn into betas mid 20s.
yup my hairloss reversed + my facial hair and pubes grow like grass.
There are no alphas that have a test level of 3000 ng/dl. so until you find someone like that that jerks it often I'll keep doing nofap
I feel like fapping is good if you don't feel guilty afterwards..last few times I jerked off I didn't feel guilty afterwards, felt great.
Then,couple of days ago I did it again and felt like shit afterwards. Not worth it. The few times before that? Yeah,worth it
You realize that Chad never started fapping in the first place?
NoFap fucking ruined all my energy and testosterone. I’d just be 4 days in and my dick became completely numb, dead. Energy zapped. Dick size reduced with 30%. Lmao what even is this NoFap meme. NoPorn is way more beneficial.
>being this naive
keep fapping, brainlet
Going for a clean 14 days boys, starting today. After 14 days only once on sunday without porn
DAY 4
>113 days in
Get on my level porn addicts
Day 46. It gets easier but some days are incredibly difficult even now. Part of that I think is addiction to easy dopamine release.
I was 4 days in but fucked a prostitute today, cummed in like 10 secs and tried to go another round but she was being a cunt so I just left
Am I still nofap?
day 11, going alright so far desu
Its called a flatline and means you'r healing
>is nofap a meme
NO, NOFAP IS NOT A MEME.
Not the phsychological benifits anyway. I am 5x more confident in my abliity and myself while realatively deep in to a nofap streak. Im more charming, more witty, i take charge more, i initiate with women more and say the right thing. I doubt myself less. Its great.
That being said, the longest ive ever gone is a month.
The only downside is that as soon as i get home from the gym after work i get a huge hard on and have to resist the urge to jack off all night. Its hard as fuck when im sat in my apartment and have nothing to do other than relax or fap. It can become hard to concentrate but it also gives me more energy to do mentally active hobbies i wouldnt normally muster up the energy to do ie drawing or reading.
Day 9, pretty good as well.
I also notice my dick gets really small when not fapping. When I relapsed to porn after like 3 months, it grew like a tree. But in my case, I don't need a big dick, it's not like I'm ever going to have sex.
respond to me now
>Am I still nofap?
yes
Relapsed this morning, was on day 5. Just need to keep going.
cool
also titfucked her (first time i've done it) and it was kinda meh
will try again with a fatter slag
>tfw was expecting a really ugly girl to give me the succ but I got bait and switched and the new girl was waaaaay hotter
feelsgood
reminder that men who don't get nocturnal emissions should not do extended periods of nofap
How many nofap threads do we actually need?
There is no way you are this delusional. I assure you that a majority of chads probably jerk it on at LEAST a bi-weekly basis. Think about how common and mainstream the idea of watching porn is. Do you really think they go against that?
>think about how common and mainstream porn is
now think about how uncommon chads and stacies are
most people are just 'normal' m8, look away from the false dichotomy you've created by buying into the incel/beta v chad dynamic
27th days.
My libido was trough the rough a few days ago because of this fucking board. But now it calmed down a little bit.
I might relapse or not after 30 days but I'll try to not get back to porn.
Wish me luck.
If you aren't blowing at least 4 loads a day you are a beta manlet. This is the truth. No Fap is for fagots. Go blow a load boys.
21 days
My dick is still literally dead. No morning wood, no random boners.
No superpowers either.
relapse fap twice yesterday morning
>wasn't expecting sex
>got tinder match 8/10 which is rare for me
>wants to go to the bar
>hang with her at the bar all night and take her back to my place
>we hit it off, she loves all of the same geeky scifi and star trek I do
>she kisses me
>we get naked and start messing around
>can't get hard
>she's into all of the kinky shit I'm into, so I spanked her, roughed her up, got her all worked up
>limp as a noodle
>we're play fighting, and wrestling, and at the same time I'm trying to explain my situation
>umm I think it's nerves
>had too much to drink
>I-I swear I'm a good lay
>end up taking her home because shame
>she asks questions me the whole way home
>what, do you have herpes?
>are you just not into me?
>all but asked if I was gay
>"this is the most a-sexual thing to ever happen to me"
fuck.
how tf can an erection be painful?
she was a thot
whomst cares
same here bro. i'm 3 years in and i can't get an erection. my dick leaks cum all the time and i'm a huge faggot now i can't stop thinking about man ass. i'm also bald and skinny fat. i would start fapping again but my dick is literally broken. i have back acne and an under bite too. i also have no drive and i'm homeless with no job living in my car. i'm only 19 years old too.
Fapped to porn again guys. Feels pretty awful. Gonna do a clean week now.
Way to lose a potential gf
please forgive me. i jacked off 3 times yesterday. it has to stop. so does the drinking. i've almost kicked all my vices and these are the last 2. they have got to go if i am to have killer focus. i wanna be the best version of myself possible and i'm so fucking mad at myself for relapsing.
fuck that sounds terrible, but also thats what you get for falling for the retarded nofap bullshit. just think: had you been indulging yourself and jerking off normally, you wouldn't have relasped and jerked off twice in one day. you would've been fine. let this loss serve as a reminder to you of the futility of nofap. its a meme perpetuated by virgins who think that by doing nothing they can achieve everything.
this night i had a wet deam today i feel like shit
what could i do to counter the effects of a non planned relaps?
Nah, I've recently realized that I have a full blown sex addiction, withdrawal and all. Nofap is one way of combatting it without seeking professional help or going to a group.
what is your angle dude. how can you say that literally cucking yourself and fucking yourself are healthy? i hope people aren't dumb enough to read your post and fall for it. but someone is going to justify their addiction with your bullshit reply
are you trying to justify your porn addiction?
are you actively shilling / jealous shitposting so people don't better themselves?
I stopped jacking off and I feel more motivated, healthiers, more vitalized. Just try it for yourself guys. You're draining your life force and retraining the nerves in your brain to only get excited from cucking yourself to porn. Stop fucking yourself and go earn it.
Oh, that makes sense user. I really believe NoFap is for people like you who have legitimate problems. But for the vast majority of Jow Forums, it's unnecessary.
I wouldn't get too hung up about that girl. I've met a lot of really amazing girls on Tinder that I had a lot in common with who would just ghost me a few days later. It happens bro. Best of luck
I will give you some real testo boost dick enhancing man building keys right here.
>NO FAP
>JELQING
Do those two, jelqing is like exercising your dick but not cumming, just exercise it. Your dick and manhood gets stimulated, you dont get the losses from porn or cumming, you get alot bigger dick, with even more test boosting and energy boosting as you get more agitation. Allso, the moment you need to "smash", you will be ready, you will be more than ready, to go 3 rounds, with a massive prepared dick. its like deadlifting for the day you need to lift something heavy, you will have full ammo, and full functionality.
Thank me later.
Doesn't jelqing have lots of risk though? I've heard people say it can cause permanent dick damage
But here is the last key.
Are you man enough to only exercise and prepare it? When you can take stimuli without releasing your semen all over the place instantly, you will get that good ENDURANCE. you will learn how to control your ejaculations and your "exitement level" and this will be a massive bonus in bed aswell.
Your wives can thank me later aswell.
his angle is that he doesn't want to accept that something that he thinks he HAS to do could have negative side effects. Rather than face the truth that the reality that he lives in may be different from what he's comfortable believing, he's trying drag other people down into his distorted reality so he doesn't have to face a challenge in life
Nope, if you do it properly and gently, warm your D up, its more gentle than rough sex. The chances are you will brake your dick way easier having rough sex while drunk. Do it controlled. "doesnt deadlifts ruin your back"
Read into it properly, read a ton about it. Its the best thing to do for your penis health and functionality, getting a stronger dick. Its been literally done for AGES.
The idea is not to go from 0-extreme in one night or week, start gradually, just like adding weights in your deadlift.
Why do Chads have massive dicks? They get massive amount of stimuli, they play with their dicks and get females to play with them. Like getting your dick sucked ALOT, increases the size of your tip, because more blood flow, more expanding. The same shit here, get more stimuli, get more blood flow, but dont spill your precious semen, save it for the real deals.
>tfw Relapsed last night to thicc pale asian girls again.
I edged for a bit then came buckets when I did like a hands free orgasm, best one of my life, felt real tight and explosive.
God I want a gf right now...
Ya, I think you hit it right on the head.
Allso deadlifts for Dick gains. The better blood flow around your waist area means more blood pressure in your dick aswell. My dick has grown legit from deadlifts when I started to lifting, and didnt jelq or fap. More blood flow at hip area, exercise the damn area your blood flows hip, crotch area -> dick.
Lol, I've done that before, the hands free feels almost better
Oh yes! Yes! I don't want to accept that masturbating occasionally leads to the well documented, scientifically backed evidence that it's bad for your health as reported by yourbrainonporn.com, a totally non-biased, well respected website that shows nothing but the truth. Yeah, I'm just an addict who is COPING.
You fucking nofapping faggots have your head so far up your own ass it's fucking ridiculous. Just admit it: you're a dumb christfag virgin that feels bad whenever he touches his peepee. Every time someone even merely suggests that what your doing is stupid you immediately sperg out and assume "HAHAHA DUDE WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD YOUR OBVIOUSLY A PORN ADDICT". You don't know shit about me faggot. You just do you and keep your hand off your dicks in hopes that one day a girl will maybe not be so repulsed by your presence that she may even just touch you. Maybe if you make it to 500 days nofap you might get a hug. Retarded faggot
Not the guy you're responding to, but jesus christ I lol'd
am i still on nofap if a dude fucked me lastnight and i came hands-free from prostate stimulation?
clinical C O P E
guess you're too chad right
K E K E K E K E K
7th day here, for some reason im having much easier time now that the last time i tried
I JUST BROKE A 40+ DAY STREAK I WANT TO DIE IT WASNT EVEN WORTH IT
And this gentlemen, is denial in a pure form.
No fap will 'work' if you believe it will.
No doubt theres some benefits like helping with ed, but believing it will make you more confident etc is placebo imo.
Healing from what? A normal function of the body?
Ah shit I feel ya there brother
a while ago i saw an study that said that even if you know that something is a placebo it still has an effect
>Tinder look up
>Up for banging and spanking on the first date
Yeah potential gf alright
>expecting critical thinking on the board..
I like holding out til you can't anymore...
I thini there is a benefit for NoFap in that it allows your androgen receptors to reset after being constistently flooded with dopamine and with the androgen receptors determines how much testosterone affects the body.
discipline gains bro, you're literally gaining more control of your mind and body. you're strengthening your conscious mind. its a beautiful thing keep it up. i've been doing the same shit with cold showers. i'm up to 7-8 minutes in the coldest water available by doing deep, rapid breathing the entire time. this apparently spikes your addrenaline (my entire body starts tingling) and i'm filling all my cells with plenty of oxygen. its fucking exhilarating and was not an easy habit to start. this is the type of shit that helped wim hof beat neuro-toxins in his blood stream. might be placebo but idgaf, i feel awesome after defeating the cold shower.
Day 2 here, the constant urges are strong but im too powerful to give in.
I quit cigarettes, marijuana, and a slew of other drugs cold turkey. Now i understand that being a chronic masterbater for the last 10 years is whats been keeping me down, i must endure.
It all makes sense now. Don't give up the fight my brothers! Reinvigorate the potency of your manhood and dominate this world as you were meant to, no longer shall we give freely of our power to these heartless machines that assault us daily with their wiles and wicked temptations!
No longer will we allow ourselves to devolve into simple beasts with simple minds and empty hearts! No longer shall we be awash with shame and disgust of our own depravity!
Rise from this pit of sin and claim your birthright!
FREEDOM!!!!!
Day 3. Still not a stirring out of my dick. Pretty easy. Benefits so far:
- I don't feel like total shit (its the worst in the few mins after climaxing)
- my room is starting not to smell like cum
- time savings from not watching / browsing porn
Broke a 10 days streak yesterday.
The body feeling on nofap is amazing but my brain gets all fucking clouded and no amount of exercise can fix it just the good old fap.
HAZZAH MOTHERFUCKER
WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
Shit, im at 55.
I'm now starting to get dreams where i fuck girls and im fearing a wet dream. But my lifts are good, and im not gonna fap till i get a gf, or till my birtthday which is next month.
Pray for me bros.
I will stay strong.
I mean its pretty universally excepted that wet dreams just happen. It seems like they are simply a natural occurrence. Maybe it is for some sort of purging function? Either way I wouldn't worry about wet dreams man, there's not much you can do about it.
Take that with a grain of salt though, I haven't lasted long enough to have a wet dream. I think I'll make that a goal.
I simply turn on the shower once I'm under it, and roar and rapidly breath for the 15 seconds that it is cold, then let it warm up to medium for the rest of the shower.
And I notice instantly that as soon as it is warm and no longer assaulting me, I break out into a laugh because of all the good chemicals the body produced in even that short time fighting the cold.
Do Recommend Cold Showers!
Posting here so that my intent has a bit of permanence.
I'm starting nofap not necessarily because of the psychological effects, but because I figure I've just wasted so much time fapping in the past.
I always say I wish I had more time. Well, if I cut out masturbating for 30-60 minutes a day, that's at most 365 hours I'll get back per year.
Imagining how many hours I've wasted so far makes me sad, but it's no reason to keep making an old mistake.
Here goes nothing boys.
Well check me out dude. Do intense breathing. I'm talking as much as you can take in and release as fast as possible. You're going to feel lightheaded so you may want to sit down in the shower while you do this. After about 30 breaths or 30 seconds you're good and primed. Turn on the cold water (I start out a little lukewarm and incrementally decrease) and continue breathing. Don't lose focus on your breathing, it is key to enduring the cold water. You will start to feel your hands and feet tingling, and the more intense rushes you will feel in your mouth.
Its fucking wild and you'll feel incredible. Keep maintaining deep breaths even after the shower as you wind down. Be careful of passing out though, I have gotten very light-headed before to the point I thought I was going to pass out but didn't give a fuck. Start out small and work your way up to prolonged showers.
Also thanks for the occult reading, found it very interesting.
Day 128 hardmode, kiddo. You just gotta push beyond. My test has never been higher.
Wet dreams are weird.
Last one I had I was at some party and I got a blowjob from this really insanely hot blonde. I nutted in like 5 seconds. Woke up, felt something wet, look down and yeah I came all over.
Two things
1 - in the dream it felt so real, so that's cool. I really feel as if I could add one to my blowjobs received count it was that good.
2 - It was such a release from the pressure that was building up for weeks.
25 here . I need to stop edging
Day 41
No mood swings anymore, dick goes from being a soggy noodle one day, and raging hard the next. Just got fucking ghosted by someone I chatted up and went on a date with. Says it's finals but that's bullshit. Not salty about it, she was fucked in the head anyways.
Correction, Chad never developed an addiction, jerking off like 3 to 5 times each day.
>day 30
I don't have the face for tinder, what are my options?
Day 45 lads. Halfway there.
>did nofap
>dick stopped working
>fap 3x a week
>wet dreams/horny as fuck
this shit's a meme
fuck you im not relapsing
Im gonna make it.
Youre an addict on dick welfare, it piss
>gives me more energy to do mentally active hobbies
This. Not a meme
Only time I cum is when I have sex.
Had a wet dream about an hour ago. Funny thing is I was resisting with all my force in this wet dream, but that girl still forced me to nut. I woke up right after that, so I got two hours less of sleep.
It really felt like shit to nut. Im at day 10. Dunno if I should restart the counter.
Going to the gym now to lift heavy.
Wish me luck bros.
until they get it
Clear your notifications ffs
>reeeeee