*gets naked infront of you*

*gets naked infront of you*

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>Get naked in front of him

What now old cunt?

After my 5th or so hot spring visit in Japan it became the norm.

I've stopped caring.

Am i the only one who noticed that only people with tiny dicks get naked in the locker room?

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You've been pornonized. The average limp dick is not very impressive.

>cups balls

>that 20 yr old boomer who changes in the bathroom stall
Toppest of keks

I think you are faggot, user.

>The average limp dick is not very impressive
mine is impressively small though

the gym im looking at has private showers and change rooms and i could not be happier

call me insecure or gay but i dont like being naked with other dudes

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You're getting big, son *slaps your dick*

That gym seemed to have a problem with that. Not shocked at all.

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gay

This

insecure

>Afraid of males seeing him naked.
Not going to make it.

I'm always naked but some guys are blatantly getting way too into it than normal.

Just take your shower and sauna, dress and get it. We don't need to see a full gooch and asshole scrubbing

You're not insecure or gay, you're insecure AND gay!

Speak for yourself. Those gooches and assholes are going to be sweating all over my machines. I want to know that they're being scrubbed properly.

What about after your workout?

>at gym
>open up sauna door
>see middle aged man in tiny ass sauna
>butt ass naked
>we make eye contact for a second
>eyes involuntarily drop to his junk
>bounce vision from his drooping nutsack back to his eyes
>there is about a 3 second moment of silence between us
>Break it and cheerfully say "Mind if I join you?"
>He grunts apathetically

Thats when I learned I was 100% okay with sharing a piping hot closet sized roomed with another man who is completely naked. I learned a lot about me that day.

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>He showers before a workout.

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you wipe your ass before you shit, too?

*starts jerking his dick in front of you*

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I want to know that I'm dealing with people who take gooch hygiene seriously. If they're doing a good scrubbing, chances are their last scrubbing was also good.

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Did he really say that? That's pretty ridiculous even for a legitimate leftist cuckold stereotype

haha! oh man i love that picture. look at the dog wow. do you mind if i save theis picture? where did you find sometihing like this?

I enjoy seeing men lust over me so I get naked every chance I get.

>doesn’t get naked in locker room

WATCH OUT WE GOT AN INSECURE LITTLE BOY IN HERE

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>being insecure of you body past your teens

Sad

an old guy dried off in front of me in the showers (wer were both naked) today

He was obviously gay and had a fucking big fat cock too

if only he was younger and not ugly.

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its an old guy dries his anus with the hairdryer episode

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Am I the only one who thinks he looks great for a 30-year-old guy?

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my gym had to put a sign up

"for hand's only"

Looking forward to your feels post about crippling anxiety and depression and not being able to get it up for a lady.