Give me one reason not to bloatmaxx
Give me one reason not to bloatmaxx
you might not be able to handle the gains
A 700lb squat won’t unclog your arteries.
This. Are you sure your mind is ready?
It's a huge step
>you’ll look like a disgusting lard ass and pic related will want nothing sexual to do with you ever
There ya go op
you wont because you're a fucking pussy anyways
Kill me pete
>inb4 edgy
spoken like a true virgin twink
Expensive
I'm 6'4" with dark hair, blue hunter eyes, good cheekbones and jawline etc
I still got as much good pussy when I was 180lb and skinnyfat with cystic acne as I do now at 220lbs with low bodyfat having trained for "aesthetics" for 3 years, also I see hot girls with more "burly" rugby player type guys than I do with lean model looking guys
Tbh tho lol at letting the potential for getting hypothetical pussy have any bearing whatsoever on what your goals are
>sex
If you have to convince yourself you don't have what it takes, twink.
Cant
You'll experience pretty much all the drawbacks of a normally obese person, except you're also strong. Not worth it.
>I still got as much good pussy when I was 180lb and skinnyfat with cystic acne as I do now at 220lbs with low bodyfat
>220lbs with low bodyfat
Maybe you missed the part about “Bloatmaxxing” to become a fat fuck
>implying these aren’t paid models
>implying bloatmaxx has sex with any of them
>implying he has even seen his dick in years
Can't believe he's mogging the entire car.
edgy
There’s something about blaotmaxx that’s just primal, makes me feel safe too. I love it. Gets me wet like a motherfucker
Yeah but what do girls (female) think?
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Reminder that your bloat tard got mogged by based skullbrah.
IGNORE EVERY TWINK ABOVE SAYING NOT TO DO IT YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
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Dude is strong af, but i would rather off myself than look like some Innsmouth hybrid.
IGNORE EVERY TWINK BELOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
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How much of his strength do you reckon is functional? Has he got any muscle under the fat?
Beautiful
I can't imagine being so big and still wanting to fuck small women. It would seem ludicrous. There's a point where you get so big you need to turn gay.
Lifting for this. Some of Jow Forums memes are just plain fucking stupid.
There is no need to be upset twink, not all of us can be bloatlords.
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HOW CAN HE BE SO FAT AND FLEXIBLE AT THE SAME TIME
>There is no need to be upset twink, not all of us can be bloatlords.
Yep we sure can't be. Still respect dudes strength, but i don't have balls to ruin my body soo much in pursuit of strength.
He wont make it past 70.
Never wondered why you rarely see fat 80/90 year old people?
There is no need to be upset twinks
Never seen someone big enough to mog a car before. Damn.
Yo
Kyriakos Grizzly 2018
You have to live it s0iyim
Uh
I never bulk, it's a bloatmaxx
200 keys and I blow stacks
I got the balls that ya scrote lacks
Swimmin in pussy and I float back
Big talker, you a trained walker?
You lookin small like you play soccer
Super strength like I'm Peter Parker
They say "he cute," good I like 'em darker
You say you're toned, lookin' Brad Pitt
I say my bone's in ya girl's slit
Routine is wack, better pivot
I told ya once, you have to live it
I never bulk, it's a bloatmaxx
200 keys and I blow stacks
I got the balls that ya scrote lacks
Swimmin in pussy and I float back
user take the mothafuckin mic
I work in surgery, do yourself a favor and dont become fat.
Still respect, this guy is strong af.
How do I achieve this mode?
Why doesnt he cut? He doesnt need all that fat for lifting
he has cut youtube.com
>mogged
please, Bloatlord is as wide as Skullcuck is tall
>Implying you could even reach this elite level bloat
Kill me, Pete
manlet cope
Thats a cool tune.
kek
>Unironically hating on the Bloatlord
Fuck off, he's the best Jow Forums mascot since Zyzz A.D./O.D.
Being fat in hot weather is a miserable experience.
Like a weighted vest you can't take off.