Want to be a chad

not that any MD would take that shit at face value, btw.

I never indented to present myself as an MD, but I am an ED PA-c. If you want to play "what's this mole" I can legally tell your to see a dermatologist, so let's fuck.

i have a swollen throat. is it possible that 6 months of GOMAD has made me lactose intolerant and has caused a swollen throat.

I'w unvaccinated so no allergies ;)

Bit of a confession and I don't mean this as an advertisement for the product. I have strong allergic reactions to roll-on anti-perspirant of all brands except Sure Original - but only on my left pit.
I use roll-on as opposed to spray because spray isn't as effective for me. And if I use anything except Sure, then I get very high levels of skin irritation as well as itchiness.

I don't know what component it is in other roll-ons that makes my skin react that way. And what's especially confusing for me is why it's only my left pit. Surely if it was an allergic reaction both of my pits should react the same way? Isn't it odd to have only one side reacting?

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im only allergic to one thing, which is cum. throat swells if i try eat my own, its pretty interesting.

>What is a placebo?

>what is science

I just woke up from 6 hours of sleep and I feel the effects of mowing the lawn yesterday, it feels like I've snorted acid and poured concrete into my nose and sinuses.
fuck you

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My immune system is a vicious monster that doesn't have enough valid targets in this modern safe world, so instead it just starts attacking things at random.

Its like the Hulk with no enemies around.

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