I made my exgf shit herself a bit when she went from meme yoga pants leg day to a man's leg day. Middle of leg pressing she just gets up and runs to the bathroom, I was so lost.
Licked her mudhole clean when we got back, though.
I made my exgf shit herself a bit when she went from meme yoga pants leg day to a man's leg day. Middle of leg pressing she just gets up and runs to the bathroom, I was so lost.
Licked her mudhole clean when we got back, though.
T.beta virgin
There's two chicks at my gym who i'm praying lets one loose while i'm near them. My shorts will rip
>be me
>decide to do cardio
>surrounded by women
>suddenly smell the most rank flatulence ever
>realize one of these brapphogs sharted
>think their all blaming me and turn red
It probably was the hottest one there
Sexy
based
>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
imagine taking her to chipotle for a monster black bean burrito and smelling her braps after it haha
>Trying to warm up on treadmill (didn't feel like doing jump rope, eat my sweaty ass)
>Braphog cardio bunny jogging at the treadmill to my left
>Get through about 10 minutes of warm-up
>Skrt skrt skrt skrt
>What the fuck
>Wonder if bunny's mill has gone askew upon its trettle
>That's a machinery thing probably
>Skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt skr
>Suddenly doesn't smell too good, maybe I shoulda put on deodorant
>Wait
>Slowly realize the truth
>Just as I go to give brapbunny a look, she
>PRAAAP
>She scrunches up her face and begins to turn her head
>I allow her no more than 15° of rotation before I stop her shit right there
>"Oh no you fucking don't, that's alllll on you sister, I'm fucking out"
>Go downstairs to do some boxing as she's beginning to bitch
Nope, just during sex. While you're fucking it doesn't really connect that she essentially farted on your dick.