Any of you caught women farting in the gym?

I made my exgf shit herself a bit when she went from meme yoga pants leg day to a man's leg day. Middle of leg pressing she just gets up and runs to the bathroom, I was so lost.

Licked her mudhole clean when we got back, though.

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T.beta virgin

There's two chicks at my gym who i'm praying lets one loose while i'm near them. My shorts will rip

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>be me
>decide to do cardio
>surrounded by women
>suddenly smell the most rank flatulence ever
>realize one of these brapphogs sharted
>think their all blaming me and turn red
It probably was the hottest one there

Sexy

based

>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

imagine taking her to chipotle for a monster black bean burrito and smelling her braps after it haha

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>Trying to warm up on treadmill (didn't feel like doing jump rope, eat my sweaty ass)
>Braphog cardio bunny jogging at the treadmill to my left
>Get through about 10 minutes of warm-up
>Skrt skrt skrt skrt
>What the fuck
>Wonder if bunny's mill has gone askew upon its trettle
>That's a machinery thing probably
>Skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt skr
>Suddenly doesn't smell too good, maybe I shoulda put on deodorant
>Wait
>Slowly realize the truth
>Just as I go to give brapbunny a look, she
>PRAAAP
>She scrunches up her face and begins to turn her head
>I allow her no more than 15° of rotation before I stop her shit right there
>"Oh no you fucking don't, that's alllll on you sister, I'm fucking out"
>Go downstairs to do some boxing as she's beginning to bitch

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Nope, just during sex. While you're fucking it doesn't really connect that she essentially farted on your dick.