/britfeel/

What are people from North London like?

Inshallah, brother.

in koration win toonite imma kill da fuckin polish cunt dan-stairs

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Going to the pub later to watch the football. Going to get two drinks, one to throw in the air when we score.

You seen how Muslims get around that for mortgages? They say you're paying "rent" rather than "interest".

Bit of an insult to Allah that. I don't think he's that stupid.

COMFY WIND YES, COMFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Pretty boy, beauty boy
Pussy magnet not a pussy, boy
Go to Akavir and get some sushi, boy
Lookin' at me? You're a fruity boy

I thought drinking was Haram? That's no way to respect the proud Islamic lads of the English soccer team.

Death to those who promote speculative finance

Criminalise adultery

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Every time I take drugs(bar weed) something bad always happens to me. Fuck it I'm off that gay shit.

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too busy "babysitting" to care probably

Lad that's actually very reasonable for a wedding car.

what is this, a picture of a nonce group?

No my mummy does
Trapped in a 19 year old lads body
Lucky git

fottbul com hom

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I'm sure it is "reasonable" because everything is jacked up for weddings. Flowers, cars, catering etc

Know what's even more reasonable though, especially if you're planning a budget wedding? Using your own/family members car.

I was nearly doxxed here a month ago and some lads put some effort into finding my identity so I derailed the thread and sent it into a spiral to distract them and hinder their efforts. I'm here to clear my concision lads.

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Yes, one of those infamous nonce gangs from Lancaster

Add a cross tattoo to that Apu.

I agree lad but not always possible. I mean I dunno about their situation so don't want to speculate, but if they had to get a driver then that's actually lower than the going rate at least from what I've seen

Why did someone want to doxx you lad, and how did it happen?

Can the English do anything without being henpecked by their pozzed government?

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Why did I get banned for being underage? I didn't break any rules

Are you 48 y/o? I heard some lads saying they were going to doxx him.

Stop ban evading you fag.

Being underage is against the rules.

me and shippy are going round civil service user's house and pinching all his stuff whilst he's out watching the footie. Anyone coming with?

Being underage is against the rules, along with ban evasion

Got a yuge fucking fly problem at my place, my fault really for leaving dirty dishes out. Fucking cba to deal with it.

I didn't

Gay

How do you find out who owns land? There's about 5 acres or so near me and I'm dreading some develop coming along and sticking Deanoboxes all over it.

Spaz mods banned me for larping as a 7 year old. A fucking 7 year old. Damned retards.

I stole some lads house keys back in secondary school and did this, he ran to the school principal who caught me outside his house, what a nob.

7 year olds arent allowed here, sorry champ.

ere you go fren

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Wounder if DM will nip these nonce allegations in the bud and post the chatlogs proving his innocence in this thread.

Doubt it, the lad will continue his noncery for as long as he can. It's not even really his fault, HC is a profesional manipulator, its all a bit sad really.

Post your chatlogs lad, if you don't it's because you have something to hide.

HEY GUYS, born and raised in america but i am 60% British i've learned from a dna test. do i belong here?!?!

fanks fren. anee kids 2 groom on diskord lidlod?

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HEY GUYS, born and raised in america but i am 60% Pakistani i've learned from a dna test. do i belong here?!?!

I LEFT MY SOUL THERE
DOWN BY THE SEA
I LOST CONTROL HERE
LIVIN FREE

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>i am 60% British

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I don't use discord and if I did I certainly wouldn't talk to a vulnerable mentally ill 15 year old boy. Stop deflecting and get those chatlogs posted...it's almost as if you've got something to hide.

/britfeel/ is a frenly thread for frens to be nice lole

I'm not DM lad, I just find it funny to flip it back on you
>I don't use discord
sure you don't.
>and if I did I certainly wouldn't talk to a vulnerable mentally ill 15 year old boy
So prove it by posting your chat logs you nonce case

*posts link to dubtrack*

frens welcum especially 15 year olds

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Is it a joke or do people really beat their wives if England loses?

So it's pretty much confirmed DM is a nonce then? Anyone know where he lives?

>people unironically think it's racist to support england

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fucking gaylord mods amirit

Why do loli hate pizza? Can any loli here please explain

Just makes you discord nonce group look even more suspect .

They smash cars and rob off licences when they win so yeah probably.

England will lose today lads. Jow Forums will be filled with anti-Anglo bashing and mockery.
There will be violence and property damage due to the behaviour of English fans.
We will continue to be mocked and hated by the world.

Everyone hates every other country these days so nothing lost nothing gained

Some people genuinely do yes. Lots of alcoholic / drug addled areas with utter scumfucks who need shooing away into tower blocks and having their council homes appropriated for good folks

ITS CAWMING HOME
ITS CAAAAAAAAAAWMING HOME
ITS CAWWWWWWWWMING

FUTBAWLS CAAAAAAAWMING HOME

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its got tomato sauce on it uwu

Fuck of cuck. England will win.
Check em.

my uncle beat his indian girlfriend when we lost in 2002

OI ITS COMING HOME

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Jow Forums is already massively anti-anglo because we keep locking people up for hate speech, and banning shit.

being a chiropractor seems like a comfy job

whatdya think lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=HI1OnzkdPDw

It's usually the only thing that women understand.

its okay the rest of my dna is from white people

Kek speaks! The same being/force that got Trump into the whitehouse is letting England win.

FOOK OF YA BLUDDEH WANKA

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DM is fren

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>the johnny foreigner butthurt when it comes home

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Mine? Nowt to do with me lad.
Post your chatlogs you fucking nonce, or are you hiding something?
Lads he's not posting his chatlogs sounds suspicious to me
why not put it to bed now mate

I'm just pulling your tit, mate.

I'm only 10% British.

>can hear the gammon gathering outside
>"ITS FOOKAN COMING HOME MATE"
>"YEAH YOU FOOKAN TOSSER"
>"FUCKING KANE MATE"

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IT'S WEDNESDAY LAD. IT'S COMING HOOOOOME

Just finking about DMs chatlogs lads

>we keep locking people up
>we
LARPer

>gammon
>being this cucked

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Don't leave your house or you'll get torn apart like what happens in those zombie films and all.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgSBpX_igxI&disable_polymer=1

What do you think lads? One of me best I think, coulda probably aimed better.

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bang ye owt, sware on me nan
pip pip cheerio
jolly good show
don't talk wet

I think you should reconsider living

PHWOAR NICE AND MOIST

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>posting pictures of your shit

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Thinking about those chatIogs tbqh

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Can you lads guess where I'm from?

I officially declare that DM is a nonce. No further posts required.

Thanks lad, ate a ton of chocolate, some oats trying to get that crunchy texture but just failing at the moment, think my gut only creates smooth poops but I'll keep trying for the lads!

That's chocolate spread, right, mate? Looks tasty...

YOU'RE NOT ZIGGEH!!!

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0JQdlZyCTK2
Dunno but you sound about 15 lad. Watch yourself I've got my fucking eye on you.