Fembot here

>vocaroo.com/i/s0SoB2oTMyYE
drunk girl talk is cute tbqh

Well,since you're already drunk it won't be inappropriate to show some nudes whilst we're here. Nobody has anything against that femanal

You sound sad. Don`t worry, be happy :)

Why are you drinking? Is it morning where you are? What are you drinking?

it's 16:00 where i am whichc probably doesnt make it any better but fuck it

meh

not that drunk. yet.

thank you user

make drunk burp noises on vocaroo

So why did you decide to get drunk alone?

because i'm sad, it's 16:03 where i am, and i'm drinking whiskey

noo

>noo
but it would be funny

Why not? I`m sure it would make you laugh and thus happy again

originally why not. original

i can't force burps

Tell some jokes

Because drunk alone people always get sad in the end. Either way. What`s up? Were you just bored or what exactly happened?

I'll drink with you OP, I have some half bottles of warm malt liquor sitting around

hello beautiful lady how's it going

Would you fuck a 6'6 British semi-chad? (Me)

STOP GIVING THIS ROASTIE ATTENTION

sage

Ahhh okay. Say this on vocaroo:
Q: What do blondes and bottle of Corona have in common? A: They`re both empty from the neck up!

Better than those race bait threads

do you have a loicense for that post chad

hugs you tighlty

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can another femanon get drunk with her and have lesbian voice sex pls

I want this too. Any takers?

Post your drunk feet

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made me chuckle

I don't get it lel.

a-are you italian

Are you a brown girl
I heard you speak like a brown girl

i just feel empty dude

hell yea

not very good

id probably fuck it up

love you

thakn you

that would benice

creepo >:(

i'm portuguese. white

>i'm portuguese. white
i'll allow this for now

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See yu already sound more happy. Glad it helped, dear t h i c c latina

You sound familiar
Have you ever ghosted anyone on discord?

Try playing some X even if you dont like it, and drink more. Let moments of sadness be, because when something good happen it will feel so good. Cheer's

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Oh you`re portuguese? You probably have a Ronaldo fetish, right? kek

Either way what does your typical day look like?

Of course she has. Like every single """"fembot"""" on this pathetic board.

send us a selfie I want to see you. you are probably very beautiful

Don`t listen to this, drinking more will only fuk you up

stop drinking and live healthy lad, what are you doing it's not gonna help you in anyway

Pepsi o Coca Cola?

Should I narrow it down then?

You might as well, it's not like the snake will reveal itself. How new are you.

Your voice is cute

Talk more shit on vocaroo

make fun of us in portugese on vocaroo pls

Speak Portuguese

>portuguese
>white

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OP portubro trust me stop drinking I'm serious caralho

No, thank god for leading you to Jow Forums which in turn cured your depression

Say this on vocaroo OP

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

im not thicc nor latina but thanks :-)

no i dont even use discord

my typical day would probably be at home etiher browsing r9k or drinking. or both

im not

they taste the same

thanks

vocaroo.com/i/s00xt3eqkLhG

yeah

thanks for advice foda-se

Not really that new, I'm probably just operating on about the same brain level as her, I've been up for a long time.

>vocaroo.com/i/s00xt3eqkLhG
i have no clue what this means but please marry me

How is Portugal?

Okay talk to some friends then and if you can`t stop drinking, atleast don`t drink alone. Godspeed OP, you will be alright

vocaroo.com/i/s1fsyw75fNuT
i tried

it's ok except for the fact that everyone is drugged out of their minds

let's do it

>They taste the same
Now you've made me angry

Good job now this one

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

k, you just sounded kinda familiar.

thank you user

but it's the truth user

What's her initial? It would be hilarious if it's someone I know.

What did you say? And are you feeling better already?

>let's do it
pls dont lie

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>fembot
>1950-sitcom-laugh.wav

i said i hate myself and my life basically.

:( sorry

teehee

She said her name was molly. That's all I know, and it would be the most I'd be willing to give out anyways.

You sound so cute. What color are your panties?

Ahhhh don`t say that. Try to become the best version of yourself and see problems as a challenge instead of a burden.

What bad things did happen in your life.

Nah, different chick unless she gives out a fake name to all of her victims. The initial is the same, interestingly enough.

Is it true that they don't have mountain dew in Portugal.

pink and white

molested as a kid by a neighbor, now mentally fucked because of it, parents were never married so i grew up with no father, now have daddy issues, live in a cramped apartment with my mom and two crazy aunts that want me dead, too broke to move out, no friends. kek

yes

>pink and white
Please show me

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Why are men such fucking betas? Why was I born to such a pathetic gender?

What do you mean user?
Did something happened?

>molested as a kid by a neighbor, now mentally fucked because of it, parents were never married so i grew up with no father, now have daddy issues, live in a cramped apartment with my mom and two crazy aunts that want me dead, too broke to move out, no friends. kek
tfw no portugese gf to save from miserable life

Ey user sendin good vibes to ya way! Hope things get better. Also getting drunk sometimes is aight. Greets from Finland! You sound like a nice person keep ya head up now

I'm sorry user, for not being able to help ;-;

Sounds like life being utterly fucked as usual. Any light hearted stories to tell to take the damper off the mood?

>wanting to be emotional support for damaged goods roasties in hopes of getting laid

he says after jerking off into a paper towel

all roasties are damaged goods, but not all damaged goods are roasties

she uses you as an emotional tampon
you let her dump her emotional baggage on you
after you give her attention and validation that she is pretty and someone that deserves chad she will go looking for him again
oldest play in the book

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"""""""fembot""""""
please stop this

Why do I always fall in love with the roasties that post here?

because femanons are cute

please don't make a mistake like that

I think op has passed out already

I want to save her from herself.