Making this thread for pizzafag to continue his story as the last thread will die soon enough at this rate

Bumping for my Nigga Pizza haven't been this invested in a thread for ages.

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I'm so invested in this shit. I was there when he started the story and I'm here as OP of this thread. Probably my highlight of 2018 tbqh

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE STORIOLI

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Bumping. OC and good greentext back on Jow Forums. Not all those fucking lame ass trap posts.

At work atm. I want more pizza user

pizzafag is a fucking fag. Why start a story if it's gonna take you 12+ hours to finish it. fucking fag.

I think pizzabro is not coming back....

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Dont you say those things. Dont you dare say those things

This man is gonna go down In history as the biggest cock tease that will give us all a enormous climax. Sone people have waited since this morning. Ive only been Waiting since 12

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Now don't say that user, he will come..

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This. Fuck traps, fuck fags who like traps and fuck anime

it's 1AM here pizzabro

youtube.com/watch?v=dn8-KJvXRj8

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welcome to reality, the story is left unfinished and ends abruptly, just like our lives.

He posted his first story at 3 am in my time zone. I went to sleep at 7 AM, woke up at 2 PM, now almost 4 PM, and he still hasn't finished.

Here's a handy-dandy compilation of parts 1-8 from the previous thread.

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HE POSTED IN THE OLD THREAD

For real. I mean the state of /b/ is as depressing as 9fag.

he got caught for posting at work
give him some time goddammit
im sure he wil return in no time

HE'S NOT LYING Jow Forums. PIZZAFAG DELIVERED

Thank you user, you're a cool guy

PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD

I did one of these too, updated and also dark theme if anyone would prefer this.
ill finish the whole thing so anyone can save the entire story

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Yours looks a lot cleaner too... I'll fix mine up.

Two predictions for the ending:

1) pizzaanon gets friendzoned. Turns out this deaf girl only liked him as a friend. Maybe she already had a crush on DnD Chad.

2) Pizzaanon gets cucked. It's just typical really.

oh dont worry no need to, i think most people would prefer to read in dark

he becomes her husband and they dont have sex until mariage

he said at the start cute in theory, and called her schizo and unpredictable
think it ends with her locked in a mental hospital

then she whips out a 10 inch schlong

I don't think this will have a good ending. He wouldn't browse this cesspool almost a decade later if that was the case.

tfw no gf to be locked in the looney bin with

You're right, i've almost forget that part...

big meanies on this thread that's for sure
i like yotsuba

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sorry, i like my vision to be niggered

sad!
maybe its good that op is taking so long to update and we can cherish the good moments

bumping this as well as the other thread

>TFW no chubby unwashed neet girl to worship and give her rides on a motorcycle
I want to die ;-;

yall know he did another part on the last thread right? youre missing the most latest part

god i can't originally wait

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pizzafag described her as skinny not chubby

need to add in the fanmade shemale ending

I hope someone makes a YouTube animated video of this I would cream

I'll take either, with preference to chubby

Why does he take so much time to write these

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Because he wants to deliver a good structure. By the time it's finished it could be a hard cover novel for all we know.

>"I don't really know. Still not sure what I want to do."
>She smiled and poured out some more schnapps
>"I know that feeling too. I'm doing pre-law."
>"You've mentioned that. I think thats pretty cool."
>"You mean B-O-R-I-N-G" she signs, tapping out the word on her hand sluggishly.
>"No really, I think it's cool. I'm probably not smart enough for it."
>"I'm no genius, if I can do law, you could too if you wanted to. I can show you my work some time if you're interested. It's not as hard as you would think"
> "that would be cool. You're getting a little fast with the schapps aren't you?"
> she shook her head
> "it's ok, it's not very strong if it's mixed"
> All the same I kind of took it upon myself to slow the booze train down a little by taking shorter and fewer sips
> We put Comedy Central on and sort of just watched for a while
> 1:30am, better check to see if she wants to go home, ask her
>She looks a little dissapointed
> "Do you want me to go?"
> "It's up to you, I'll call your mom and tell her you're stopping over again if you're too tired."
>"I already told her I'll be back tomorrow"
>Ookay, a little presumptuous but not a big deal
>"Okay then, I'll get you some blankets."
>"You're going up?"
>"Yeah, going to go to bed"
>She sat and thought for a moment
>"Can I come too?"
>wat.jpg
>"I... maybe? I'm sure I could find you some old clothes if you want."
>She nodded and we cleaned up, then went up to my room
>I went into my closet and got an old T-Shirt and some boxers she could use as bed shorts
>"I'm going to go wash/brush, I'll get a new brush out for you."
>I went and washed up, she got changed in my closet, then she washed up and I put my bed shorts and shirt on
>I set up the end of the bed so we could sleep head to toe, figured it best to avoid anything too weird, kind of thought I might be overdoing it too but safer than just assuming she'd be cool with spooning.
>She came back, we got in and went to sleep
>Wake up
>She'd moved.

He is at work

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please give me climax pizza daddy

Finally user, please continue as fast as you can

shes not the only thing that's moved nowatimsayin

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Is this straight from a anime or what

def from an anime, we've yet to see whether or not it's straight

>>I set up the end of the bed so we could sleep head to toe

THE ABSOLUTE ANIMAL

YOU JUST WANTED THAT FEET WHIFF ALL NIGHT

you wont like yotsuba after staring at it hours at a time for a few years

Is this turning into a creepy story?

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Once you go black you never go back unironically

What font do you recommend ?

user gets raped I'm calling it now

While we wait for pizzanons cont, here are some helpful flyfishing knots

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I don't get it, do you not want to have sex? what's the point of hanging out with this girl?

He's just being nice since she's lonely. She wants more and he's not man enough to make it clear that he doesn't. He will break her heart and she'll lash out.

My dad prefers a half blood knot, but thats for spinning, not fly fishing...

Go on fellow pizzaman.

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Is there any porn with deaf girls? If no why not?

Back in my day pizza fag had a different meaning >n>

just mute a regular porn video lmao

Those are some fine knots....

I'm in Connecticut for vacation and this whole book on pizza fag is more interesting please finsh before I get home please.

12 hours ago he was at work, if he's still working he is the ultimate wageslave

Please can you give the 1st part ?

Here here oroigina

Scroll up I think someone already posted it or try the original thread

saaame
Im touring Guanajuato, Mexico and this story has been one of the best parts of this trip.
The state is beautiful but I really want to see what happens with pizzafag and Lydia

Full updated version

fdssfd

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come on, i'm waiting for pizzafag to continue the story.

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Why does it take you so long to type holy shit im shitting myself

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Full Yotsuba, for people like me, who actually prefers that.

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>8 more hours go by

How would you even show that in porn? I dread to think

STOP GIVING THIS GUY ATTENTION! This guy is Storybro and he is not welcome here!

I never thought I would see the day Storybro returns after we ran his ass out of town 4 years ago. Storybro you are not welcome here; not now not ever.

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originally stfu sperg

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Same as regular porn, just have them sign out the bit where she has no money to pay the pizza boy, maybe they can come to some other agreement?

who is Storybro?

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photon race here

Don't leave us hanging breh

The disability would probably make them feel a little insecure therefore more shy when getting railed

Neither do i know but the names pretty fucking self explanitory

4 years ago someone started a thread that said "I summon the storybro to a place where he is welcome" and thus began a series of greentext stories JUST LIKE THIS that shat the board up. Also, he would post Woody from Toy Story in various weird positions to accompany his greentext. Anyways, the board turned on him after he turned the place to shit. We followed him to other boards and chased him off there too. We even found him in a Math thread on /sci/ writing another greentext.

Here, read all about it.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/StorybrosMagicallyLewdSleepoverAdventure

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What exactly did storybro do wrong?

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>Also, he would post Woody from Toy Story in various weird positions to accompany his greentext
Shit I remember that, man that was a long time ago.

I half-remember this shit, but I'm not entirely sure why we hated him so much apart from all the attention whoring.