I'm an average female user on Jow Forums, let us have a conversation about anything

>tfw femanon threads ger flooded by retards almost in an instant. Well i mean like, just being comfy and friendly to each other would be too much to ask.

Hello femanon, hows your day goin for now?

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I'm not an insane drug addict like Ciara, I'm not very noticeable, if there's an interesting thread going on no one is even going to figure out I'm a girl.
Not bad, I'm going back to work only on Sunday, what about you?

What are your hobbies/interests? Femanon

Everything Chad likes.

What is your profession tho? Sunday work seems to be annoying, i've been working in a hospital for 2 months, duo to gaining some work experience, which was pretty hard. Well at least for now my university accepted me, which is why i'm going to study applied math & physics in a couple of months.

At least right now is the first time in my life where i have actually time to take some pics. What about you, what hobbies do you have?

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how often do you stick fingers in your bagine

All day erryday nawmsayin?

>posting some boring green image instead of taking the time to find a related image, because you know you'll get attention simply for being a woman
Pisses me off desu.

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Its2deep4u

Yeah, I'm sure that's definitely the case, thanks for your quality input, user.
I like listening to /mu/sic, I like vidya, I like driving (I wish there were affordable qt sport carfus in my country, but they don't exist), I used to like guns but they don't exist outside of military. I like going to random places with my sister sometimes.
I just put stickers on paint buckets kind of thing, a pretty low-tier job, that's for sure, but I'm starting college in October.
Just one of my favorite shades of green. (My favorite color)

U like sex?

I'm a 100% certified virgin, and I don't see myself losing that anytime soon.

The image represents her personality. Fucking dull.

Well vidya and music is nice, what music do you listen to? for me it's old school rock n roll (aka dad rock), classic and Hip Hop. Well travelling and driving around also counts for me, because photography takes me around all kinda places.

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Good on you OP
Stay pure

What age are you? Femanon

You don't know the purpose of greentexts. It's not for a color just like what you do in myspace. Fuck out of this board, you made me cringe irl

It's a picture of stairs nibba
What's so great about that

Well we need to know the usual. Height, weight, bra size, shaved or hairy pussy?

>give me attention, silly boys
>it's not wrong, because if I didn't want attention and mentioned my gender, the thread would die
Fucking roasties. Why can't you just discuss a topic? Why should it always be about you?
>me, me, me
>look at me
>let's talk about me
And then there's this swarm of orbiters and whiteknights straight outta r*eddit encouraging this attentionwhoring behaviour.

It's entertaining tbqh

Metal is the only genre I listen to, I know it's bad to be locked only on one genre etc but that's the only one I truly like.
I'm 21 and my sister is 23
>Height
162cm
>weight
50kgs
>bra size, shaved or hairy
lewd
Oh yeah? You're welcome to contribute with an interesting topic, don't see that happening though.

You you have any mental issues? You dont have to answer this one

>being so simple minded that you cannot see the beauty, in simple things in life. It's such a magical place and als the highest mountain in my area. Many people told me that it looked like something from a fantasy world and how absolutely beautiful this picture is. The natur covering the stone stairs.

Well i guess you enjoy rather trivial things, like fapping to furry, guro or loli.

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Nothing that was diagnosed really, I'm fine I think.

What are you going to study in college?

lmao shut the fuck up pseud bitch

I bet it's gender studies

user everything in life can be wonderful, you just have to open your Incel eyes

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Made me kek, nice one user.
Electricity Engineering, I just hope it gives me a comfy job, with normal hours, at some office.

What would you rate yourself out of 10? Femanon

That's pretty subjective I guess, I'd say 7/10

What city/country are you from OP, and is it nice? The photos you're positing are rather scenic and I doubt you live in those locations.

EE is a really good degree, the most intelligent person i've ever known had an EE Degree. I wish you the best luck in college user

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Post your face on /soc/ for us

>woman studying electrical engineering
You what, actually doing something useful? Good on you.

Not something I post publicly, sorry. It's not very nice though, I hate the climate.
I'd rather not.
It's not like it was my choice, I'd gladly NEET away but my parents told me to go.

You missed the point and I'm not surprised. There are myriads of unoriginal threads out there with people complaining, discussing their pissbottles and sharing relatable feels or experiences. Whatever it could be, people just discuss things and usually hate tripfags or bragging attentionwhores.
Your thread is:
>I'm a gurl teehee
>let's talk about something :)
So, no. I won't contribute with a "topic", because I see no other point in this thread's existence besides easy gratification and attention.
Tell you what, a quick advice. Go to discord. Oh, you'll be successful there. Can you imagine? Hordes of thirsty orbiters that give attention to you and only (you). Who knows, maybe you'll also be able to squeeze some betabux, eh? Since that's what you inherently want.

can you atleast describe your face?

General rule of self rates is to take 2 off, so you're a 5/10.

How many dicks have you sucked?
Do you like cum?
Have you ever punched a fish?

Nobody's forcing you to post in it, shoo.
As for Discord, I'm always in for a nice internet friend, I'm not into orbiters or betabux though, how shocking right?
I'm ethnically Italian so I'm not pale, I have a pretty round face, a really nice nose shape and I like my lips.

Roastie nigger, no one is gonna dox you based on saying what country you're from.

That feel when I was dragged to that shop by weeb friends in school and I was almost indoctrinated by them... Thank fuck I didn't descend further into that spiral.

Snapchat? Not for dick pics, honestly just want someone I can send snaps to about TV shows

Don't have Snapchat, sorry.

If both genders are equal why do you suspect that females are rarely amongst places like Jow Forums?

what kind of phone you got?

>pizza nigger
Dropped

How shocking, I want an internet friend too, but like I'm dirty rich, so like I keep telling it to everyone and there are like squads of greedy lackeys around me. They like constantly compliment me and invite me to parties, but I'm like just a moneybag to them like shocking, right?
That's how you sound.

I want to bang these weeb grills but the ones I've met are too autistic and too deep into weeb shit. I can't handle it.

Most women tend to be normies, they prefer real life socializing and going to pointless social events.
LGv20
>Clearly hates me and my thread
>Keeps posting in it

What did he mean by this?

>keeps responding to me
>expects me to leave
Negative attention us still attention, after all. Amiright, fem"""bot""" :)))

>Using stupid meme categorization
wew

How did you end up being different to other girls, why did you descend into this degeneracy? Do you wish you were a Stacey?

>Most women tend to be normies, they prefer real life socializing and going to pointless social events
Kek, no. There are a lot of basement dwelling women out there. The difference is that they aren't attention whores that have to say "LOOK AT ME, I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET!".

>proving r9k memes right by mere existence

>Metal is the only genre I listen to
Great choice, do you listen to all types of metal or do you have a certain preference?

Post feet, please i need feet pics

How good is my metal band? All of us lurk r9k

youtube.com/watch?v=1ye_TNP-h_g

... Why would you collective browse r9k? That is completely bizarre to me. I don't even tell people I use Jow Forums, never mind something as specific as sharing a specific board.

You're scary my dude.

>lurks r9k, the most autistic board
>listens to metal, the most autistic genre
>"self rated 7/10" meaning actually less
u de queen

Are you autistic at all?
Do you have any friends?
How did you even end up on Jow Forums, by all accounts you're an in-shape 21 year old woman in Eastern Europe, one would think you'd be married already.

Pretty much the way I was raised, my parents are socially inept and hate socializing as well. We just tend to stick close together and not care about the outside world. Also, the fact that we moved countries when I was 6 is probably a major factor.
>The difference is that they aren't attention whores that have to say "LOOK AT ME, I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET!".
Neither am I, I only do this when I feel like I want to have some chatter and there's no thread that interests me.
I mostly listen to Melodic Death Metal and Atmospheric Black.
The instrumental sounds kind of nice, I guess.
Here's Devin Townsend, I don't really listen to him, but link related has some heart melting riffs. He always gave an impression of a major /b/-tier underageB& memester, I have no idea why.
youtube.com/watch?v=nubJjB95VdY

>r9k band
is this a first? i've seen soundcloud threads of individuals but an entire band? thats some weird shit

I wish that if I told anyone in real life about Jow Forums they'd even remotely know what is it.
Depends on your definition of 'autistic' I guess.
I used to have some friends in school, then they all ""grew up"" and started hanging out with guys and whatnot, I was left with one insane weeb-friend for the duration of 12th grade.

>Melodic Death Metal
Nice, we have basically the same music taste then.
I don't know if this has been asked earlier but, how long have you been on Jow Forums/other imageboards if you visit any?

>females
>on my intranet
Larp elsewhere niggerjewfuck.

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>how long have you been on Jow Forums/other imageboards if you visit any?
I've been here since late 2010, started on /b/ of course. I've been to /v/, Jow Forums, /tg/, /fa/ recently.

Stop jacking your emotions off with a fucking larp you dumbass shit fuck.

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What about this song?

banishedsoulsovforbiddendesire.bandcamp.com/track/invade-us-with-your-freedoom-god-wrought-your-faith-version

I'm the vocalist btw

Please be my qt fembot gf
I love you

OH FUCK I KNOW YOU
i saw you guys all the time on /mu/ and a few years back on here and even on /o/ for some reason

I don't care if it's a dude larping at the very least I can feel better for having a conversation with someone. If you don't like it you're free to get of this thread.

Not really to my taste, sorry user. I'd rather listen to songs about Tolkien than America's freedom oil.

>metal
fuck you op. i was liking you but metal a shit.

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What kinda anime do ya watch kid?

I don't, never liked it, will never like it.

For your own sake, please stop the delusions. I will leave now but take to heart what I said and hold some pride in yourself brother.

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can we have a conversation about you leaving my board?

Based
Now post your feet already

Alright, let's chat. What makes you think that Jow Forums is your board? Are you gookmoot and I didn't know?

Do you come here to torment us? Would you bring cake into fat camp? Well maybe you would you cruel, heartless, cold BITCH

>tfw roleplaying newfags from reddit defending roasties. Fuck off newfag

Nope, I come here to have conversations with people I can somewhat relate to. (Sometimes)

Now I would understand your point if I had said something like
>marry me I'm in love qt fembot gf uwu desu
but all I'm doing is having a conversation with someone in which that person's gender has absolutely nothing to do with the subject.
I'm not trying to look for a life partner on a Taiwanese cave exploring bulletin.

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All I'm saying is don't encourage that kind of behaviour with such an individual. Sure you could make a thread about The Black Dahlia Murder and I would contribute.

Most people around here really have a hard time getting a grasp of this concept.
Do you have Discord?

If you haven't nutted over an anime trap then you CANNOT RELATE TO US. These are the anal cavities of C H A O S you're dealing with whilst you're still in a field of flowers.

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AAHHAAHHAHAHA *chokes* A FEM~ KHAA A FEMALE *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAJAJhAA
ON THE INTERNET *takes fetal position* HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHA

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