Would you have pic related as your girlfriend if it meant your penis shrank by three inches in length...

Would you have pic related as your girlfriend if it meant your penis shrank by three inches in length? She will never leave you no matter what, but if you leave her your penis will not grow back to its original length.

Why would or wouldn't you?

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man that doesn't make sense how are you gonna shrink your dick?

Still not sure if that's a male or female

how do i get a comfy gf like that

Only if she'll let me sleep with her hotter friends (I know she has them)

Easily. She looks max comfy, if she won't leave me ever as part of the deal then I don't need a bigger penis. I'm more satisfied laying my head in her lap than any amount of sex.

Does not leave too much to be proud of there.
Deal, I guess.

But if she then gets it in her head to become a sizequeen, I swear I'll make her the worst fisting bitch in town.

Sure, why would I leave her?

How would it shrink?
Would I have a inch depression in my groin?

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Yes, but she has to be biologically female, fertile (my dick should be still working and capable of impregnating her even though dmaller right?) and nice/caring/comforting/sweet.
Also if she has all of the traits mentioned before, why would i ever leave her?

>13 inches to 10 inches
and i get a fucking gf too sign me up

>having a dick that big
>posting on r9k
seems legit

Can I lose 3 inches of height instead? Preferably lose my body hair to

Man i would have 0 dick at that point.it would be weird.i mean she is perfect but having a 1 inch dick sounds terrible.

Lol no im barely hanging on to average. The only thing my dick has going is its upward curve and how thick it gets near the base. That and I manage to last at least 20-30 minutes for the most part.
Lose 3 inches and all that goes to waste.

>Would you have pic related as your girlfriend
no
why would anyone date such an ugly chick

Sure. Better have a short dick and get to fuck than dying virgin with a normal one

no, even without the penis thing

Is a 4.5ish inch dick enough to provide any kind of pleasure?

No, I could unironically do better than her

what would you rate her and what do you think you could get?

I would say shes a solid 5 at least. So not too bad

Hell no she ain't really good looking plus little to no curves and my dick will only have 3 inches left

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Is she going to go batshit after the first 3 months or insult me for my now 3 inch dick? If not, then I would do it. She seems cute

Not even if it gained three inches

Garbage looking chick

Sure, I could live with a 4 inch dick.

Sure, I could live with a 17 inch dick.

>She will never leave you no matter what

Ah, but she can cheat on you. There's the catch.

From 5.5 to 2.5. I would do it I guess

>3.5 inches to 0.5 inches
Would I not be able to cum at all, if that's the case I'd say no.

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9 inches to 6 inches?
well, i guess i can deal with that

Sure, i could live with a 23 inch dick

Yes, I'd do, but actually she must sucking Chad's cock right now

No.
Shrinking the dick is one thing, but this whole
>she will never leave you no matter what
shit sounds like some fucked up tier slavery.
I would rather be in relationship with a strong inpedendent woman, that will not be afraid to leave me if she werent happy with me.

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