Enter boomer gym

>enter boomer gym
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME DARLING YOU GIVE LOOOOVE A BAD NAME

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Wtf I love boomer gyms now

>THE ONLY CARD I NEED IS THE ACE OF SPADES

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>darling, don't eat too much butter it's bad for your heart

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>SHE'S GOT A SMILE THAT IT SEEMS TO ME
>REMINDS ME OF CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
>WHERE EVERYTHING WAS AS FRESH AS A BRIGHT BLUE SKY
>yep, I used to deadlift 495, but now I have a job, kid, and lawn to look after
>*sips*

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I unironically hate the majority of 80s classic rock. Love the other genres, but fuck I hate Def Leopard and Led Zeppelin etc.

Queen is cool but only cause Freddie Mercury was the fuckin man.

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>AH YEAH
>OH LADY WHEN YOU COME ON DOWN
>WON'T YOU COME ON DOWN
>I SAID TO MY TOWN

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>WE BUILT THIS CITY

>like pockets jingulang!
>MIDDLLIIFFFEE CRRYYYAAAAYYYSSIIISSS
>yup

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>led zeppelin
>80s rock

>tfw listen to katy perry and taylor swift when working out
>tell myself I'm doing it ""ironically"" but I can't help myself

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>enter sad zoomer gym
>just do it like nike eat the niiiight

>THIS IS HUH... WOW!!!!

>Queen is cool but only cause Freddie Mercury was the fuckin man.

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CAT SCRATCH FEVER

Holy fuck I rage Everytime that song is played what a absoulte shitty generation

"Last Friday Night" is literally and unironically a fantastic song. "Style" is also ok, as well as "Chained to the Rhythm"

>enter home gym
>4'33 already on

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I fucking hate the 2deep4u modern artfags who unironically like dumb shit like that.

>emerge from boomer dressing room
>turn on portable walkman
>BACK IN BLACK! I HIT THE SACK, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG I'M GLAD TO BE BACK

>BACK IN BLACK I HIT THE SACK I'VE BEEN TO LONG I'M GLAD TO BE BACK

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Define “boomers”
Cause generation x and y are in their 30/40’s now and boomers are getting elderly

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>enter gym
>SAY! YES THEY KNOW THAT YOU'VE HURT YOURSELF ANOTHER TIME! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT YOU'RE FULL OF PAIN ALREADY!

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>that boomer who lifts in sandals, cargo shorters, and black band t-shirts

>enter zoomer gym
>NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

>enter gym
GIVE ME YOUR HEART
MAKE IT REAL
OR LES FORGET ABOUT IT

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>enter boomer gym
>SOUND OF THE DRAHMS BEATIN IN MY HEART!
>THE THAHNDER OF GAHNS... TORE ME APART!

I haven't met anyone who actually think it's anything more than a meme

>enter boomer gym
>DIRTY DEEDS
>THUNDER CHIEF
>DIRTY DEEDS AND THE THUNDER CHIEF
>DIRTY DEEDS AND THE THUNDER CHIEF

>enter boomer gym
>AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE
>LOOOORD KNOWWWS, I CANT CHAAAANGEE
>WONT YOU FLLYYYYY HIIIIGGGGH FREEE BIIIIIIIIIIRD YYEAAAHHH

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I took a music class in college where the professor was all into this kind of pretentious bullshit, and there were a bunch of students who also pretended like they were into it.

i fucking hate this garbage song so much

>done dirt cheap

s_yb_y

Can someone post that fit boomer with a sips. I need it for my Jow Forums folder. Boom-out!

You young'uns dont know jack about good music, all with your ''iffy piffy jiffy'' bullcrap *CRACK*

>I'M SAAAAAAAAILIIIING AWAAAAAAAAY

why did you censor onions and boy?

>He hates freebird
What the fuck

no I'm fine with certain rolling stones, jimi hendrix or even led zeppelin songs from time to time (aka once a year or something)
but that song doesnt have any redeeming qualities

21 year old boomer here and fuck you cat scratch fever rocks
>well i make a pussy purr with a stroke of my hand they know their getting it from me, and they know just where to go when they need their loving man they know im doing it for free they give me cat scratch fever!

youtu.be/3GSbJkU9Lmw
>disliking this

Hahaha holy shit dude you and me have to be going to the same gym

>unironically liking uninspired garbage

>Walk into boomer gym
youtu.be/Q5ZL8qvEmR0
>mfw

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thunder chief

My gym plays disco music alot

unironically saw two boomers at the grocery store pick up a an energy and started gushing over how they needed it.
"Heyyy Bill dont you think we need some of these?!"
"Ohhhh yeahhhhh, that will keep us goin this weekend!"

>uninspired
You're right, it's too busy inspiring

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Nice

>Walk into boomer gym
>I NEVER MEANT TO BE SO BAD TO YOU
>ONE THING I SAID I'D NEVER DO

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ONE LOOK FROM YOU AND I WOULD FALL FROM GRACE

>enter boomer gym
>HEY HEY HEY HEY, HEY STOOPID!

Oh, thanks for the clarification reddît

Kys

Literally a generic noncriticism

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AND IT WOULD WIPE THE SMILE RIGHT FROM MY FAAaaaCE

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>I FELL INTO THE BURNING RING OF FIRE
>I FELL DOWN DOWN DOWN INTO THE DEEPEST FIRE
>AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS THE RING OF FIRE
>THE RING OF FIRE

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ITS BEEN SUCH A LONG TIIIIIIIIIIIIME

>enter patrician gym
>Jews have perverted our bodies and spirits
For too long enslavement led us to decadence
But beasts of prey with pride in their hearts
Will spill inferior blood to bring forth our splendour.

Death is calling in the name of aryan rebirth
Jewish oppressors will fall as victims thus hierarchy rest
This night we will celebrate our triumph
Earth is scorched, purification has finally come.

A will to create, a will to rule
I will reverse the jewish values
Freedom, equality, fraternity
Will be a part of a forgotten history

Burning all traces from our enemies
To glorify ourselves and erase their moral
Loyalty i have sworn
And excellence i am now longing for!

>all this dadrock
Wait, are we using boomer to refer to actual boomers who were young in the 70s and 80s, or are we using boomer in the meme sense of millennials? Because 30yo boomers were listening to nirvana and beastie boys

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United in a sign of salvation
I raise the emblem of aryan empire
As the successor of ss
I'll fullfill the will of my fuhrer

This strife for our victory
My life for our leader

I praise this flowing blood
Undivine gift so precious
I hear the chants of agony
On the path to our conquering battles

This strife for our victory
My life for our leader

Glory to you soldiers of germany
I'll never forget your acts
I hail those who died
For the consecration of a new order

I think i should be going yeah! But time doesn't wait for me it keeps on going!

I would like to hear your reasons why

not judging you, just want to genuinely know why you feel this way

Pic related is my absolute most favourite album of all time

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Do you not understand?

>

Currently listening to Zep and you have to be the gayest nigga to ever visit this board tbqh

>anything motley crue
>favorite album
Jesus dude that's fucking grim.

>YOU MAY BE RIGHT
>I MAY BE CRAZY
>BUT IT JUST MIGHT BE A LUUNATIC YOURE LOOKING FOOOOR

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This thread reminded me of my dad, so now im listening to dadrock

Feels comfy af tbqhwy

ONE LOVE FEEDS THE FIRE

>30yo boomers were listening to nirvana and beastie boys
That's 40 year old lost generationers, 30 year old boomers are Radiohead and Lil B

It's funny when people always talk about how they are soulless fluff and trash and yet every single song on Dr. Feelgood is amazing and expertly crafted. Which happens very rarely in albums.

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>I SEE
>A BAD MOON RISIN'
>I SEE
>A BAD MOON ON THE RISE

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>A southern man don't need you around anyhow...

BLACK VELVET and that little boy smile
BLACK VELVEEET and that slow southern style...

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>enter homegym
>MAU MAU MAU
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>YOUR NAME IS FUCK
>I'M GOING HOOOOOOME

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Best part about home gym is getting to autistically sing along to the shitty songs you have playing and nobody around to judge you for it.

>AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERSSSS~

>Enter gym
>Fight fire with fire
>Ending is near
>Fight fire with fire
>Bursting with fear
>We all shall die

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>tfw no gym with kaleidoscopic lights that constantly plays swans at a deafening volume

Hahahahhaahhaha

ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE GONE FUCKED THINGS UP JUST LIKE I ALWAYS DO
ITS BEEN A WHILE...

Fuck you this song is awesome. Reminds me of my pre ascension kid years when I hung around in games workshop, drank rockstar energy juice and did hundreds of push ups daily in my bedroom.

How is this possible

What gym plays Cash? I'd definitely go there

he's 16

>enter boomer gym
>ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
>DEDEDU DEDEDEDU DEDEDU
>THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
>*sips*

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>nirvana and beastie boys
I'm a 29 year-old boomer and I'm still stuck in the 80s. I know maybe 3 Nirvana songs and haven't even heard about Beastie Boys

>enter boomer gym
>look around
>nothing but people benching with their legs up in the air and lat pulldown behind the neck
why do they love these exercises so much?

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jdimsa

Nothin wrong with Tay tay

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wow so annoying right lol !! stay mad faggot.

>enter boomer gym
>LET MY LOVE OPEN THE DOOR
>LET MY LOVE OPEN THE DOOR
>TO YOUR HEART

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Am I going crazy or did someone fix the arm on this?

>AND I CANT FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

basedboy

absolutely based

am I a boomer at 19 if I listen only to serbian turbofolk songs at the gym

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Spot the newfag

I unironically like listening to yugoslav war songs from the 90s.
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