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Crusader is a beta cuck edition

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Oral-only cycles shut down natural testosterone production and put strain on the liver for not a whole lot of results. Don't waste your time and health because you can't admit you're scared of needles.

No source talk.

previously on virginity:

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Hey guys I was wondering where to get steroids I was going to try an oral only cycle when I could get some

Bimbo awnser pls

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Yeah I think you're right. Some more time with her would be good but it's going to be difficult to interpret her feelings if she's going to be very Japanese about it. I think I'm just letting the user "HURR SHE GONNA FRIENDZONE YOU IF YOU DO NOT HURRY" dogma get to me.

Japanese couples won't even hold hands in public because it's taboo. So she might shrink away if I try to put my hand on her waist when walking or grab her hand to lead her somewhere just because "We're not a couple, what is he doing?"

>46823832
>26
>6'
>186 lbs
>11%
>7 years

Almost 27 which is almost 30... Is it acceptable for the average 30 year old to stay this lean and ripped? Is it weird? Maybe I should just get more mass and forget the six pack thing? IDK
Fuck aging.

god damnit dude

>>Jow Forums

Shut the fuck up newfag. These threads have been my personal diary and helpline for a year now.

almost everybody here wants you to kill yourself over the failure w/ the chink

just stop letting everyone down for once in your life and do it

People wanted me to kill myself long before that.

Yes, and now we want it more.

Stop disappointing us.

Stay sane friend. Japan has an amazing history and culture and it's all down to your ancestors. Never kill yourself and have many children.

He's an Australian weeb.

He's not Japanese at all.

Oh really? Fuck that guy then. I'm not a weeb, I've never watched anime or anything that most people here have, I'm speaking from a racial standpoint.

kek

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How can I become like crusader?
My interests are anime and powerlifting.

Finally got a promotion and get to oversee opening a branch of my company in another town- no more retarded hours and 'work meetings' where you down cheap booze and pretend to give a shit about your peers. I can have a consistent routine and proper results. Still got a massive stash of a ton of raws from last year so lets see how fucking crazy I can go before the summer is over.

sdrol + mtren combo with test/mast/prov lets see how it goes bby

>Is it acceptable for the average 30 year old to stay this lean and ripped?

The older you get the worse bodyfat looks and the more negative health issues it gives you. Better be a smaller but leaner 30yr old than a chubby buff guy.

Keep watching anime and give up on lifting

>fuckface still hasn’t shipped my raws.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Didn’t you say that Japanese in the west act differently? Unless she’s some recent immigrant she’s already been exposed quite a bit to western relationship speed and PDA. I still think you should make your intentions clear and let her decide whether or not she wants you so you don’t go on suicide watch again.

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hire a hooker and ask her, hoping that it's true, if she's a virgin

She's literally been in Australia five months you retard and it's the first time she's ever travelled outside of Japan.

She didn't even understand how western style dating worked until I explained it to her. Being exposed to PDA does not inherently mean that she's going to be okay with it.

Race traitor weeb faggot.

Japs are honorary Aryans.

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HONORARY.
Not actually. Not racially. They are Japanese.

Nothing wrong with upgrading her bloodline.

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They are Japanese. They are their own bloodline, you however are a race-mixing weeb out of shape faggot.

Going to create the masterace of White/East Asian babies with her.

i want to take a shit in your mouth

No, you're going to be a kissless, out of shape virgin who never has any offspring and who's family will forever be ashamed of them.

How many girls you kissed homo?

About 50 more than you you fat weeb faggot.

Week 4 of 600mg test cyp/week just dropped 50mg anadrol after a 3 week kickstart.... my libido is now non existent and all of my muscles are spasming and cramping... wtf is going on

I’m just big and 10x uglier after taking steroids. I want a refund

I've kissed 10. So good for you. Hopefully Jap girl will be the 11th.

>I’m just big and 10x uglier after taking steroids. I want a refund
at least you got big- take stronger roids bruh

>he knows how many girls he's kissed
Your mother, grandma, sisters and aunties don't count, fag.

Just stop eating.

Hmm...Post face.

what’s the point of sdrol if you lose it all after

Why the fuck would I do anything a pathetic sack of shit like yourself asked me to? Go fap to japanese cartoons you fag because that's all you've got to look forward to for the rest of your life.

you dont. People think you lose all your oral gains after but thats only because they run orals for 3-4 weeks. There are very few compounds that would give noticeable, permanent results in 3-4 weeks. If you ran sdrol for 10wks the results would not all fade away.

Because your opinion on anything won't matter if you're ugly.

>Go fap to japanese cartoons you fag because that's all you've got to look forward to for the rest of your life.
ooof my little heart, how will I recover from someone telling me I beat my dick to Jap cartoon girls? Nobody has ever hurt me in such an original and witty way. Oh my.

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>I've kissed 10.

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There's no way I can verify that number to you, so either you believe or you don't.

gimme a cycle better than test/tren
that’s currently the goal but every time I see my FAT bloated face in the mirror I want to starve myself. Forcing myself to lose max 2 pounds a week

Fucking weeb faggot. Your family is ashamed of you and will always be ashamed of you. You will never have any children, and if you managed to get IVF to get a desperate japanese woman pregnant your kids would look and behave nothing like you because you're a race-mixing piece of shit that will never amount to anything. You will always be the "weird one" and the black sheep of your family and you will die alone, never being healthy your whole life and always with an empty hole in your soul where your own race and culture could and should have filled - cunt.

You're right and judging by your posts, I choose to not believe that bullshit.

Projecting.

That's okay.

but you would fade away after you died of liver failure

next cycle im planning is as follows:

week 1-2: 600mg DNP/day
Week 3: 100mg mastP/day
week 4-7: 100mg mastP/day + 1mg mtren/day (maybe a bit less, first time) + 10mg sdrol preworkout
Week 8: just the mast
Week 9-12: same as 4-7

all of this is with 500mg of test E per week

>projecting
Just lmfao.

>dnp

just stop eating lmao

I tapered up to 250 test 700 tren eating like 8k calories a day because I got a huge appetite increase from tren. I got huge and strong but all the fat stores in my face so I look like shit. Currently down 20 pounds on 150 test / 300 tren. Do you recommend something like masT for my next cycle? I also have plenty of sdrol laying around.

btw I hate high test or wet compounds because I aromatize very easily and get a lot of acne

Want to come clean on something. I was low t for a few years and total beta.

had my t checked and started TRT. I've climbed the alpha ranks ever since and I can see in other people they hate it.

they want to keep you down

>be me on 1.5g of test/week
>literally zero new acne

skinlets btfo

at least there is something called accutane. I’ll take no gyno and no Balding with acne any day over the other way around

Jesus christ have you done DNP before?
I got hospitalized with a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DNP allergic reaction 1 week AFTER I finished my cycle and I was on 500mg/day. I can't go over 200mg/day now.
If you have done that dose before and you know you're ok I'd do it, but if not then be fucking careful. Benadryl and other anti-allergy shit did NOTHING and my entire body swelled up. They had to IV corticosteroids twice for it to go and gave me super strong antihistamines which I had to use for a week because the fucking rash kept coming back.

All I'm saying is be careful.

Whew let’s mix it up:

Good bicep pump day

Barbell curl
2x8 95
2x8 115
2x8 135 drop w/ to 95 xf

Single arm rope push down
2x10 100 drop to 50 xf
2x10 120 drop to 60 xf
2x10 140 drop to 70 xf

Preacher curl
50x8 drop, drop to 40 x8, drop to 30x8 repeat 4 times

Single arm tricep extension
75x8, drop to 50x8, drop to 35x8, repeat 4 times

Hammer curl
2x24 40s alternate arm
2x24 60s alternate arm

Dips
Weighted x12 repeat 4 times

Biceps machine
180x8, 140x8, 90x8 repeat 4 times

Machine preachers
180x10, 150x10, 120x10 repeat 4 times

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your beard makes you look 40

that’s what his gay fan base likes

hey hey come on now

he does crossover porn

it's just that it's almost next to impossible to find his heterosexual videos

Well I tried. Have a great Friday night dudes. Lift hard!

Alright.

>29
>5'9
> 170
> 14% body fat
> 5 years lifting
> zero roid experience

I'm wanting to run 500mg test 500 for 8 weeks. Will nolvadex alone be okay for PCT or do I really need Clomid as well?

Also, yes, I did bloodwork ahead of time. All my stuff is in normal range

you need to stop being a fatfuck first, cut to under 12%

Bodyfat isn't bothering me at the moment. I've been under 12 and can get there again. Right now I'm wanting to add size and strength.

PCT is a meme

fatass cope lmao

No cope. I legitimately don't care about being sub 12% bodyfat. IMO, under 18% and I'm happy. Way more concerned with strength.

It’s not an aesthetic issue. Positive effects of gear are more pronounced when leaner. Negative effects are more produced when less lean. Best results occur when hovering between 8-12%.

Bloodwork "in range" doesn't mean fuck all when there are tons of variables that will be at play. You don't see shit coming when it happens.

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Did sst get replaced? Asking cause I need caber for my remaining bit of babbys 2nd tren cycle, and idk how to reddit cause I'm not a faggot

That's fair to point out. Okay, get down to sub 12%. Then, at that point, do I really need nolvadex and clomid, or is nolvadex alone okay for PCT?

>comes here asking retarded beginner questions
>thinks he’s in a place to decide what criticisms are “fair”

lmao kys urself kid

Get over yourself dude. Nobody is born with an encyclopedic knowledge of everything, and it's pretty reasonable to assume that the bodyfat thing was purely an aesthetic issue rather than something that would impact results.

Someone having an "ah" moment when they learn otherwise isn't cause to act like a pretentious faggot.

there’s literally a WIKI in the OP fatfuck LOOOOOL

too lazy to (you) everyone but yes I've done dnp before. IDK why everyone has such bad reactions to it, just eat fewer carbs and dont go over 7-800 and you'll be fine.

Your posts are appreciated and you're a breath of fresh air in these threads.

thanks

>he went to the hospital for dnp rashes
dude lmao

>tfw no jap cute to push down onto the bed as she feebly resists saying "yamate"

Someone give me a good multivitamin. Seems like they’re all mainly the same shit.

flintstones

Quad vascularity looking kinda freaky even though I’m hairy as fuuugggggg.

Should I trim/shave my leg hair famalam?

they literally are. the only difference is men vs women

Only when you're big and lean enough.

19
6’1
169lbs
>15%
>Hour and a half of lifting/ speed bag a day. 5 days a week minimum.
>No previous experience with steroids.


This is my first time ever posting here. Question:

Is Creatine, diet, and hard work enough to get me big? How can I better maximize getting big when I’m not working out and not eating? Any secrets on getting massive biceps and triceps? I’ve been feeling lacking there recently. Thanks guys!!!

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Lol I read that last one in an Australian accent as ya mate and was confused af.

1. Don't reply to all people obviously trolling you
2. You don't know your shit and it's obvious. Which is why you get trolled. Start reading a lot more.
3. 8 weeks is too short.
4. Becoming a bit more lean would be better but 12 or 14 is not gonna make a world of difference.
5. Nolva alone is fine for even 16 weeks cycle imo. I'd suggest hcg and Clomid for anything longer.

Don't ever do that again.

To be fair I spelt it wrong. Yamete

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looking good man, single arm rope push down is my favorite tricep exercise. Make them explode like crazy

I hope you die from cancer, then i will be there to also give you aids by fucking your dead ass

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Yeah probably not yet.

Forgot the fucking pic.

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dude you're such a fucking naive cuck it is unbelievable. This "culture" bullshit is the same shit i heard before i went to asia and started dating asian broads. Guess what? in these supposedly conservative cultures, I still fucked on the first date because the girl was attracted to me and I'm not a pussy like you

either this chick is NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU or you are such a gigantic pussy that shes just frustrated, waiting for you to actually make a move instead of taking her on platonic adventures

you're so fucking deluded.

> Japanese couples won't even hold hands in public because it's taboo.

that is complete bullshit, have you even been to japan? I have, you're full of shit you annoying weeaboo faggot.

fuck dude it is hard to find the right words to explain A) how much of annoying faggot you are with this shit about a woman that you're not even fucking every day and B) how delusional you are about where you are with this chick and her cultural hangups

The reason why woman are not attracted to cuck.sader

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Take every vitamin and mineral individually in the right form at the right moment.

>tfw I'll never be able to do this cosplay at this rate

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Lmao

But they are, it just ends up that I don't like them or I do something wrong.

>Makes 3k net
>doesn't blast gh slin

COPE

Is it though?

The chances of me ending up with a gut are higher then making decent gains.

Aside from that I'm already having blood sugar issues on Tren at work, I'd kill myself on slin.

Going maximum cope blast anyways in 2 weeks.