HOW DO YOU WRITE A GOOD TINDER BIO

HOW DO YOU WRITE A GOOD TINDER BIO

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just write im gay looking for girls to drink with

get drunk with them and make a move

Just put your snap chat or "ask me for snap" in it. Women are too stupid to read half the time, or even retain the info the rest of it.

My name is user. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents

bumping for interest

I have nothing on my bio and get 4-5 matches a week, just one selfie in my bathroom. I imagine if I put an actual bio, my job and took actual pictures I'd be bathing in matches.

I'm gonna be honest im just here to get laid

Something interesting and kinda funny but not too tryhard. Mine is "constantly brooding over the death of ______" insert local war hero. Literally get asked by girls about it all the time

>height (If above the manlet cutoff)
>school
>hobbies
>witty phrase that fits your personality

This, treat bio as a fucking bio, you dont even have to write witty phrases just replace it with a hobby/something you really like and boom that's it

bio doesnt matter, just the pics do
good luck bro

>hello im user, im gymcel like anime and wanna bang thots for whatever reason

just here to smash

if you get any matches atleast you know they might be down if you don't blow the text portion of the game

You don't, you're either an attractive person, or you're not.

You must pretty attractive. I tried the lone bathroom selfie approach and got zero matches.

Also OP This guy is right. The bio really doesn't matter

That’s too autisitic. Maybe with a former celebrity.

I'm not attractive, the picture is just angle frauded/captures my best angle

It does matter you need it to get a good convo going if you aren't good looking enough to ask to bang right away. Girls always mention mine to me when I'm talking to them man just believe

Don't use it. Not much good comes out of it. You'll get way better results from meeting people normally

Copy and paste your resume

as a guy with no hobbies and no real interests, what are hobbies that i can get into that are:

>fun
>easy to do/get good at
>doesn't require friends
>impresses thots
>not super expensive like learning to fly a plan/boat

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I'm confused. Does this actually lead to fucking? I mean once they see you in person the cover is blown.

I don't think girls on there really will match if you're not good looking enough from the start. That doesn't make any sense. I can't imagine any girl from Tinder of all places thinking "yeah he's kinda ugly but the 4 little lines of text have my attention."

I've never been on a tinder date. I never message them and never reply to girls who message first.

>tfw Tinder Chad, only swipe selectively and still get tons of matches with qt's
>always respond to my messages
>conversations always die off
>even the ones they initiate and act horny in

Idk what to do. Can't close on any of these hoes. Not that I put in a ton of effort but I thought the numbers game would have panned out by now.

Has anyone had success (with 7/10's+) and what is your strategy, I'm starting to think cuter girls just use this app as a validation tool