I have unlimited funds and I'm overweight

I have unlimited funds and I'm overweight.

What would you do in my situation to lose weight /fa/?

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Wrong board dumbass, just don’t eat

Its simple: stop eating so much fatty

sorry I meant Jow Forums

In addition my weight is from medication, making things harder.

stop eating you stupid fat fuck

we both know thats not going to happen so just accept that youre a fat failure

see

No change, you really need to stop eating so much

You can bust your ass exercising all day but thats only 20% (in your lazy fatass case probably 10%) of the picture.

Stop eating so much fatty

Hire a personal trainer. Buy the best foods to loose weight and build muscle.

take DNP and sit in an ice bath drinking very cold water

buy nutritious food and lift

what are the best foods to lose weight though?

chicken/fish/eggs for fat/protein. veggies for carbs and micros. it's really not that complicated. it just takes discipline.

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Oh youre right. Not your problem. Just the medication.

Actually yes, you fat projecting asshole.

OK then fatarse.

A side effect of your medication is gaining weight.

A side effect of you shoveling too much food into your fat gob is gaining weight.

This attitude must also be the medication. No worries. You'll be fine.

Just stfu, fuckin loser

I said stop projecting your natural fatass state at me.

I have the attitude? lol.

Alright so I eat one meal a day but all Jow Forums can do is yell "STOP EATING."

Geniuses. This is worse than asking for financial advice on Jow Forums.

It's medication weight so "less calories" doesn't work, so I came here for help.

Fuckin fat jackasses shitting useless advice everywhere like monkeys throwing shit.

CICO is either wrong, or wrong if your weight gain isn't dietary and I'm living proof.

ok then your obviously not going to hear the wakeup call that everyone is saying here.

waste another 2 months and gain another 20kgs and come back when your ready to change fatty.

Be sure to ask your doctor for more medication, maby go out to dinner after the appointment too

see

one meal a day fucks your metabolizm dude you need to eat 3 meals a day.

Just track what you eat for one week, write everything down and you will get a true idea if its just the meds.

Thank you.

Jesus Christ.

Listen up, people on this board are all fucking liars. You are BORN fat and it's in your DNA. NOBODY has ever changed their body before it's literally impossible. The only solution is to kill yourself by continuing your NORMAL AND HEALTHY EATING HABITS. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

White rice
Beans
Potatoes

have fun

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Do IF, don't eat anything before 3 pm, stop consuming sugar, drink more water.

>It's medication weight so "less calories" doesn't work
Yes, the medication makes you subvert the laws of thermodynamics. You're a singularity that can generate energy output without having any input in the form of food. Truly incredibly, I'm sending my team of phds in physics to harness your incredible superpower, the man that can generate mass and energy out of nothingness.

some medication can make you feel voraciously hungry, i'll give you that. if you're not in a sound state of mind, its easy to not realize you're putting on weight. good thing is that you're aware now and can start exercising and eating less. it's not too hard. eat less, do more. make better choices with your food. if i can lose 150 lbs this way while being on similar medication, i'm sure with a slight bit of dedication and willpower, you can too!

best part is, it comes off quite a bit faster when you're bigger! go on, stop being a complete faggot and exercise/eat properly and eat less

look into keto, not sure if you're a Reddit fag but their sub is actually pretty good for keto information

Literally stop eating. Fast.

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It sounds like a meme but it's how I lost 200lbs in just over 6 months. Do not put food in your mouth.

white rice is complete trash. I don't know why it is recommended in diets on Jow Forums so often.
Beans and potatoes are definitely very good choices though. Cheap, versatile, and lotta vitamins. OP did say unlimited funds though

do you track your calories?
if not, start now.

Pay for my studies and I'll hold your hand.

>Fasting
This is meme to the max. Fuck your anorexia, I'm gonna keep stuffing burgers in my mouth. I don't give a fuck. I went from 208 lbs to 201 lbs this month just by working out and running a lot.

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>Blocks your path

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>unlimited funds
Pay a good coach to whoop your ass for 3 hours 3 times a week and tell him to push you hard no limits
Basically paying somebody else for having the motivation

How do I do this (asking for a friend)

Educate yourself.

Start by reading the sticky, there is a lot of good in it.

You've said the weight gain is caused by medication. What amount of the gain? In what way (does it make you hungry, does it slow your metabolism, etc)? What is the medication?

You claim to eat one meal. Ok, what is that one meal? One meal can be 4000 cals of garbage or 1400 cals of balanced intake. If you're closer to the poorly programmed side, that can be fixed.

Unlimited funds? Take HGH and lift heavy.

Do not get a trainer. Your problem will be resolved mostly through diet.

If you want to point at the medication entirely as the culprit of your gain, then why ask for help? If you want to assume you're eating well in your one meal and cite that as a reason diet couldn't be the cause, why ask for help? If you want to excuse yourself from ever trying or assume you could never be fallible in your programming: why ask for help?

You've been defensive and have excused yourself with bad excuses. Be less of a baby, learn to have discipline and work hard, and most importantly learn why your body reacts as it does. Learn.

This is the honest but modest answer, OP.

Medication won't create calories from nowhere. It may be, that certain meds faciliate weight gain more than others, but there is always a solution to balance that out, if time (and maybe money) is invested in searching for it.

>unlimited funds

Quit your job, spend your days backpacking, bike touring, kayak touring/etc.

Eat whatever you want.

you have to be baiting. Is this what reddit does to people? Are normies all as fucking stupid as you? I'm curious to do a case study on people like you, to understand what's going on in your brain.

eat less lardass

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