I’m going to be living in Croatia for a month and probably won’t have access to a gym...

I’m going to be living in Croatia for a month and probably won’t have access to a gym. Any ideas on how to train while there?

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Do the world's loneliest workout. It's a favourite for inmates in solitary confinement, which is where it gets its name. Solid bodyweight routine and good for nature

They don't have gyms in Croatia? You sound like a spineless fag OP

Thanks, my dude

Sex the most attractive women in europe. Great workout.

Go to a gym in Croatia

this

not easy in the ex-yugoslav states. If you want sex go to hungary or romania.

this, we do atleast everywhere i have been to has atleast 1 gym if not more
well except he is going to some backwater village well then the only thing i can ask him is why tf would someone go there

Zadar

spermogutajući ''sport''

>hrvatski powerlifting

ahahaaaahahahah

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You are in a slavic country.
No fucking shit the men are trolls and orks.
And the women are pretty little elf girls.
Prove me wrong.

just saying,half of those arent gyms
and eurofag gyms are way different from amerifat gyms

Croatia have the ugliest men I have ever seen if the NT is anything to go by, they are all subhuman except Lovren and even he is barely average.

PLEASE DELET
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Dalmatia doesn't have that much slav influence, and most of guys here are dark haired +190cm chads (google dinaric alps).
For some reason, in Zadar there are too many ugly manlets (probably due to italian influence)

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Did you seriously think that there are no gyms in a tourist town in Croatia?

Čemu ruganje?

Zadar isn’t a tourist town. That would be Split or Dubrovnik.

I've heard of it and it's not the capital, that means it's tourist

'i don't know how to Google or do anything myself, hold my hand please '

>dark haired
>chads
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>no slavic influence, only romanic chads
looks like a slavic goblin to me mate and he is from the dinaric alps

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>SARUMAAAAAAAN

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>the only thing i can ask him is why tf would someone go there

I believe the answer is in the picture from first post

smashing croat qts

How can such a based man be this ugly?

>world's loneliest workout.

not op, but google isn't helping me find this

delet or else

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>ZA DOM

Charles Bronson's book Solitary Fitness is a good place to start. It goes over how to stay strong and decently muscular with bodyweight and improve weight exercises

>Charles Bronson's book Solitary Fitness

that looks cool. And I appreciate that he looks like he might tie maidens to a railroad.

the guy is crazy theirs a whole movie about him called BRONSON

Can confirm.
I'm relatively attractive for a slav and always get a shitton of female attention while I visit slavic countries. Absolutely no luck with women in America where I moved to.
It feels like 5 years of living here is just a waste of my youth because I can't marry a local gf and make kids

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>SPREMNI

U ZAGORI NA IZVORU RIJEKE CIKOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE