Sexual health thread

What's up in your downstairs Jow Forums?

I'm a 30 year-old boomer and don't get morning wood as often as I'd like which is worrying. But I'm taking my Zinc, vitamin D3 and thinking of starting kegels again so it could be worse. Never had any STDs either. It's occurred to me my balls don't hang nearly as low as I'd like which makes me look smaller, I'm very sensitive to the cold. Anyone have any success doing anything that makes their balls bigger?

>tfw 6.5" grower and can never wear speedos

Oh and for any femanons reading this... do big dicks really feel better? And what do you think when you see anons talking about dicks for over 9000 posts?

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> tfw virgin
> tfw 20 year old boomer
> tfw 5.5" dicklet
Is this how it ends bros?

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>I'm a 30 year-old boomer and don't get morning wood as often as I'd like which is worrying
That's nothing to really worry about. I'm 28 and I haven't had daily morning wood since I was 20 due to depression, but I've realized whenever I wake up next to a woman I have absolutely no trouble getting hard. Just because it doesn't start on its own doesn't mean it's broken, it's simply dormant.

> do big dicks really feel better?
Seriously? Yes they do faggot, size matters.

> And what do you think when you see anons talking about dicks for over 9000 posts?
They'd probably think it's retarded and unappealing even though they do the same about their own genitals. We're all the same.

Wanna get better at sex ? Do cardio, be rough and take the initiative. Be dominant and spank them. Never apologize or look unsure, just enjoy the moment.

Try ecklonia cava. Proven more effective than viagra for boners.

>mfw 16 cm “””””penis”””””
I’m truly embarrassed

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>Seriously? Yes they do faggot, size matters.

I'd rather get some female opinions on that. Guys are obsessed with this notion. And I'm already dominant in bed, I don't need the tips but thanks for offering. I'm sure other anons would find it useful.

What is a random itch on penis tip in urethra after sex? Urine tested clean but it's still there. Yeast infection? No visual symptoms and doctor is clueless.

That's just an occasional reaction to bodily fluids. Don't worry too much about it.

Do kegels definitely do kegels, do them every morning for 15 min, in 5 min intervals, 10 sec hold and short release, after 5 min do 20-50x short kegels and then recover for 1-2 min. You'll get your morning wood back trust me. Also do Nofap/Noporn.

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Interesting. How long did you do them for before seeing results?

Is there a way that I can make my nuts bigger so that I can have more testosterone naturally?

Apart from hCG injections and onions, I've heard those already

Trust me you don't want big nuts. I have a pair and I also have thick thighs and I genuinely think they're one of my worst features:
>pants don't last too long
>underwear can never be comfortable
>can't wear swimming trunks in public
>can't sit with your legs crossed
>can't do leg raises with your feet touching
I can't find any pros.

Is there an easier way to increase testosterone then?

I figured that bigger nads = more test

Is there a way to increas girth? When I was like 14 I did jelqing and it has had adverse effects

I never checked my test levels, but I doubt they have anything to do with the size of my balls.
There is no easy way to increase testosterone naturally. If you want to take the easiest path just start pinning I guess. Otherwise it's a combination of eating right (get enough good fats, avoid sugar), sleeping enough, lifting and most important of all: consistency.
Other things to keep in mind are the fact that having sex increases test and fapping decreases it (but the test boost of nofap goes away after 7-8 days).

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Surely girls like them?

>just turned 21
>7.5"
>not a virgin but only have had sex with my gf from 3 years ago
>have been working out 6 days a week for the past 3 years
>have just less than 200 matches on tinder i just installed this year
>never met a single one of them out of not feeling anything
should i just give up on looking for a gf and fuck random sluts?

>Anyone have any success doing anything that makes their balls bigger
If you use moisturizer they will hang lower. However girls genarally don't care about big balls.

>doesnt even bother meeting whores from tinder because doesnt feel anything
>dude shud i fuck random girls

what an aspie

I wouldn't know. They used to mock me during sports class because of the joggers though.

>25 year old khv with decent sized dick when hard (7x5)
>get boners like teenager because autistic virgin so constantly have to hide dick in public through various methods

>Tfw just shaved my balls

Smooth as fuck bro, feelsgoodman

Feels good nigga

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my mom circumcised me and it's been driving me insane ever since i learned my foreskin was missing at 13, i've since realized mom was trash, people were trash, and i've had trouble assigning value to life since i was 15, i blame what my mom did to me for every horrible thing i've done, and recently trying to "heal" my foreskin

rate my blogpost and send feedback on how to restore myself

I'm British and don't know that feel.

How long does it take to regrow a foreskin? How do you do it?

>test my endurance in bed to see how long i would last
>after 5 minutes i hit the edge and have to back off and wait for a couple seconds
will this be a problem? anyone else experience this? how do i train to last longer or would the girl don't care about the couple seconds it takes to get off 'the edge?'

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you deserve this for pushing the boomer meme

Girls won't care or notice the couple of seconds it takes to come down from the edge. Sex isn't just frenetic pounding for thirty minutes, it's about being in the moment and reacting to her body with yours. Sometimes it will be fast, sometimes it will be slow.

>Protip. Lean in and make out with her to give yourself a few seconds distraction to let the old dickaroo relax

>this girl is 16

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Do cardio, fix your diet and sleep habits, do something with intensity like hill sprints or some autistic crossfit spasm

if you haven't figured out why size matters then you are bad at sex. It allows you to perform well on activities beyond the traditional "deep" positions. You don't need to be a girl to figure this out

Anyone else not wear underwear?

Big dicks are nice to look at and fun to play with but average dicks and below made me cum just as fine. Big dicks are difficult because you can't fit them in your mouth, deepthroat is difficult.
All dicks are beautiful. Let go of your insecurity, it's not sexy, women can smell that from miles away and it kills the mood in bed.

don't like low hanging balls personally, a compact package feels better in my hands and is nicer to tug at. Don't know where to start when the nuts are all over the place.

It's absolutely normal to feel like you come too early, the first few minutes are the most intense for both. Take a pause, do some other stuff. It can be hot to draw it out. If she thinks that's weird dump that bitch.

>Sage
It's a goddamn shame that (1) I am communicating with a 30y/o man who (2) needs to go back to his fucking incel containment board where he can (3) discuss his impotence with (4) other people his age who (5) understand his issue from experience

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>Big dicks are nice to look at and fun to play with but average dicks and below made me cum just as fine
>average dicks and below
>and below
How below are we talking? Is 5x5 enough?

Look up average dick sizes, you're in for a small surprise

im a khhv

What does your vagina smell like after a workout?

My ex gave me genital warts. Six months of treatment later and I still have them.

Don't forget to wrap it lads. You don't want this.

Is there a cure for genital warts, or are you stuck with it for life?

help Jow Forums
i fucked a escort today and the condom broke, she was scared shitless and asked me to go buy her a day after pill.
I said sure, be right back and got the fuck out.
She has my number and there were cameras at the hotel.
I'm sure she is gonna buy the pills herself but i'm kinda worried i dont know what could happen or what should i do.

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manual removal

how rude of you, she's probably in the hole for fucking you now so to speak

What does that mean?... what hole nigger speak clearly

I feel you j have around 360 matches and I've only met up with about 7 of them. The autistic anti social part of me is too afraid to meet them and sometimes when I do make plans i just back out last minute cause I'm a pussy.

you seem like very fine specimen, I wonder why you resort to fucking escorts instead of finding a gf

I make my gf yell in pleasure everytime I penetrate her, missionary position, every single time.
The less I worry about my performance the faster she climaxes.

how are you testing?

for got to include
Mine is 7" and she says it's really big

t. massive cuck
I'm not gonna have a baby with a literal whore
>FINDING a gf
spotted the virgin

>do big dicks really feel better?
Depends if the guy knows how to use it. Also I don’t like it too big because it hurts during certain positions.
>And what do you think when you see anons talking about dicks for over 9000 posts?
It makes me realize how self concious you guys are about your penises. Why are you guys obsessed with having a big dick and why do you feel the need to push this idea that you need to be 7 inches to be average when it’s not true?

well at least its not herpes
only the dead will know peace from this suffering

don't know who gave it to me. broke out when I started taking l-arginine

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>It's occurred to me my balls don't hang nearly as low as I'd like which makes me look smaller, I'm very sensitive to the cold. Anyone have any success doing anything that makes their balls bigger?

Stretch your sack, my man. Look it up.

I wanna touch shaved balls

What the fuck. I'm 22. We aren't boomers are we? What's the birth year range for boomers? What am I?

Physically I'm fine, but going out last night showed me how badly need to schedule an appointment with my therapist.

It’s a joke you dingus

Your condom breaking caused her to buy the pill, which is an operating expense.

Profit = revenue - expenses
Profit= $100 - $60 - morals - dignity
Profit= $40

Sorry, pal. Got some bad news for ya

It's a shit meme that's appeared recently. Your grandparents are probably boomers, it refers to people who were born during the 'baby boom' after WWII. At 22 you are straddling millennial/gen Z. But deep down, in some way we are all boomers

who cares about that, cant you read or something? what could happen TO ME?

Congrats you're gonna be a daddy

why the fuck would you not buy that shit and make sure she takes it? good luck if she chooses to have your child.

call her back u dumb fuck

>can't get full erections
>haven't been able to get them for years
>gets more engorged, but stays floppy
>suspect I have scar tissue impeding blood flow, but multiple doctors say I'm fine
What should I do? More cardio, more squats, more kegels, nofap?

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Probably all of them. And if you smoke, quit.

Cardio will help more than anything else, sadly.

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>tfw virile 20yo, 7x6inches
>low alcohol intake, non-smoker, decent foods
>long dry spell -> depression -> no motivation with women -> compulsively brush women off -> cycle repeats
the fuck is wrong with me brehs

what does this have to do with fitness?

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It's above the norm, stop complaining for nothing

>been jelqing for 2 weeks now
>still no noticeable change
I'm 6 inches, I'd just like to be a little more girthy to be honest.

Fellow large testical user here.
I switched to straight cut Cathcart jeans. The denim is well made and they have some respectable ball room.
As far as swim trunks? I just rock that shit nigga.
The last girl had sex with told me I had the biggest balls she had ever seen. Why hide it?

Did you fall for the jelqing meme? If so, then yes, you have scar tissue and you're going to have a floppy cock for the rest of your life.

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I don't understand how people injure themselves jelqing. Are they trying to pull their dicks off or something?

Yes. Or they use one of these or a pump.

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HOW DO I SHAVE MY PUBES
WHAT DO I USE?
AAARRRRRGGGGHHHH

Then they don't know how to jelq. It's not a pulling motion, its a light squeeze and then keeping it squeezed as you move up the shaft. The worst I've done jelqing is pulling out some pubes.

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I'm not the same guy but doing a similar routine to that 100x short ones, 10 10second ones, 50 2 second ones makes me shoot much farther. Idk about morning wood effects though.

Well you're slightly above average for girth and very slightly below for length so..... you're fucking fine. Girls have a hard time estimating size anyway.

Genital warts is caused by HPV so get vaccinated. It generally clears on its own, but its unclear whether or not the viral load is low and latent or actually gone.

Traction (and traction devices) are the only nonsurgical, scientifically-studies method for increasing length that actually has been shown to work. And those studies had essentially no side effects. Go look it up in the primary literature.

Wait what?

Yes, I did. But multiple urologists did tests and said there's no scar tissue.

Do you think they're just wrong and misdiagnosing me? I'm hoping there's some other cause that isn't permanent.

I need some more girth, boys. Just a little. What do

18 years of child support nigga are you stupid

you gonna get #metoo'd

Have you recently had your blood/test/etc tested?
If multiple people are telling you the same thing I would guess It's something mental like depression or fapping to much, but I'm no doctor.

>Have you recently had your blood/test/etc tested?

Yes, they also said my blood work was normal.

>do big dicks feel better
fag here: girth is the main contributor, length doesn't really matter (for anal, at least). feeling a nice thick cock stretch your hole feels fucking amazing. I've never had much of an issue with 'too thick', takes a bit more prep time but once it gets going it feels wayy better.

less-thick dicks still feel good, and they have the advantage of being able to fuck harder with less prep. but a fat juicy cock is just better 90% of the time.

length DOES matter more for sucking/handjobs, I find it way more enjoyable to worship a longer cock, and deepthroating one is a fun challenge.

dunno if things are different for vaginas, never touched one.

30 yrs old and had phimosis my whole life. Can't ever get into a regimen of proper stretching. Have fucked a few women and none have cared or mentioned anything, but I'm self conscious about it. Been to 2 docs who immediately said I should get circumcised without even looking at it, despite the condition not affecting the function at all minus not being able to fully retract my foreskin. What do? Anything other than steroid cream good for stretching?

>7.5x5
>apparently this is above average
>porn and thick ass women always make me feel like a dicklet
>virgin

do i have enough to get the job done?

Here are some things which give me really hard erections when I otherwise can only hold a hard erection with putting all of my will into a kegel.
>Half a pomegranate with breakfast
>1/3 a bulb of garlic per day & 3+ grams of vitamin C per day
>L-citrulline
All of these things increase blood NO levels.

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>that boomer cope

out of curiosity, and definitely not because i want to smash traps on the reg...
what's the cutoff for a joocy cock in terms of girth, and what's the cutoff for a longer one that's enjoyable to worship?

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I'm comfortable with my dick size and all that, but I have very dry skin from not using lube from 12 until now (18). Any way that I can remedy it?

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>tfw 18 months of no fap

How do i build endurance in bed? I can usually never last more than 2 mins lmao

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>swap virginities with girl
>cum after twentyish minutes
>keep fucking for another hour
>can't get off again before she has to leave
>don't see her for a month
>recently
>an hour of sex and an hour of bjs and shower shit
>can't cum
>sleep over
>half hour of bjs in the morning
>feels GREAT
>can't cum
>can't cum
>can't cum
>she feels terrible and thinks I'm not attracted to her and that she's bad because I'm not getting off even though she's gorgeous and it feels amazing
>she's probably going to stop seeing me before long because of it
I just can't fucking cum

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I'm about to give it a shot. I'm 6.8" and I despise that I'm not 7". I want the magic number. Any advice on how to use extenders? How long to wear? Can I just put it on for x hours and ignore it? Is it true you need to do it for 1000+ hours?

Lol is that meant to be Yuri from Megalobox?

>user makes sexual health thread
>people and even OP is insecure how they look and what girls think of them

I'm starting to get a positive outlook on the 30 year old boomer meme, because at least I'm genuinely concerned about health and endurance, not about the perception of the thot in my bed.

In the UK you can get them frozen off or removed with cream under our national medical care. I don't know what provision other countries offer.

There are pretty easy cures, they just look gross until the cures work