Jow Forums threesome advice

>just hit 1/2/3/4
>gf invited qt friend to stay in our small apartment for the week
>gonna go out for drinks tonight
How do I make this threesome happen?

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lol imagine kicking her right in the poon.

>don't pick out a place for her to sleep before going out
>when you get back from drinking say "hey qt, you can just sleep with gf and me in our bed"
>proceed to be in the middle in a sandwich and grope both of them
>eventually things should turn sexy

her qt friend(male) gonna rail her, while you watch from the cúckshed via binoculars. but i'm sure you will be allowed to jack off

>get drunk
>get them to kiss
>say let’s go back to your place for more drinks
>shot of tequila each
>strip poker or blackjack
You’re done.

haha yeah

>requiring alcohol to get laid
already lost

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>How do I make this threesome happen?
First of all: Secondly: If it's not THEIR idea, it ain't happening. If you suggest it or try to make it happen it'll backfire on you in a big way and you may find yourself without a gf anymore and out on the street.

I hope I see homeless OP thread tomorrow

Play twister

Don’t do it. Opening a relationship to any degree will break her bond with you. I wouldn’t be surprised if she started fucking other guys or left you because of it

Porn isn't real life, fuck off

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1/2/3/4 is redeemable for gf
2/3/4/5 is redeemable for 3some. Got a ways to go

>start fucking the friend while your gf is sleeping or in the shower
>let her caugh you guys doing it
>have the firend ask her to join in
>keep fucking the friend while the two of them argue about it
>she'll be mad at first, but she'll get so turned on by watching you guys that she wont be able to resist and will join the fun
At least thats how it works in porn

Is this how average American women greet people at this point? Asking for a friend

lmao that would be weird wouldnt it

Do you have sauce for a video in wich a guy gets a threesome while the chicks fight eachtoher?
I need it for research purposes.

based poon kicking poster

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My gf asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with her and another girl. She also said she wouldn't ever ask to have another man introduced because that is disgusting and rude to me.
I told her no because threesomes are degenerate. Don't do it kiddo.

>>be OP
>>gf agrees to 3some
>>hellyeah.jpg
weeks later GF brings in Tyrone and Jamal qt friends
>>she lets me watch from the sofa

What can go wrong? I hope you can bring girls home cause she can definitely bring promiscuous people in

I've initiated 2/3 threesomes, of course with gf's permission.
So yes and no, as long as your gf is in on it OP. Discuss everything beforehand

Based
Get them both very drunk and dare one to kiss the other

kek

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Your girl has to be onboard before you even try. Get her to ask. Always get the girl to ask.

>tfw my gf entertains the idea of a threesome with another girl sometimes and talks with me about it


I dunno how I’d feel about it. She can be sort of jealous and clingy sometimes and I worry that if we ended up doing that, she’d be really self conscious or jealous after having watched me banging another girl. Also neither she nor I have any idea how to broach “wanna have a 3some” with a random girl, because I don’t really have any female friends and her female friends are either in very steady monogamous relationships, or are fucking trainwreck psycho alcoholic STD pits.

Ask gf first. It's important for everyone to be comfortable in a threesome, everyone. The first step is to ask gf if she is okay with it, then you and gf can convince qt easy.