Jow Forums if we were mostly girls

>tfw the gym creep keeps staring at my ass just because I’m squatting in my spandex right in front of him

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a thread died for this

Someone kill this thread plz

why lift when its about TITS and ASS

Lift? Ewwww groosss. I don't want to look muscular.

What exercises can I do to make my tits big like hers?

Pretty sure you can just straight inject fat into them now. Plastic surgery has really advanced in the last decade.

At least post Jow Forums grills

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funny but I like this thread. It stays.

I've also decided that this bitch if pretty fookin hot m8. - Author fookin Shelby

Who you callin a bitch u stanky ass ho?

Sauce?

>tfw you live life on easymode

>tfw 6'3 titlet asslet khv
why live

Just get some implants you dip

giraffecel cope

Honey, I’m 5’8 with C cups and a thicc ass, the one who’s coping is you bitch

I really want to beat your ass for the terrible threads than have been on here today.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP

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I said thanks to this guy holding the door open and he said "y-you too" What does that mean?

kek

He’s just being nice guy, you should def approach him again and ask him out for a drink

>be me
>ugly 22 y/o kissless handholdless virgin
>start lifting to get Jow Forums
>men start checking me out
>finally get a bf
>we get ready to fuck
>he whips it out
>7"
>can't wait to get it inside me
>he sticks it in but I'm not wet
>he loses his erection
>he leaves
>ghosts me all week afterwards
>find out he's been fucking Stacy
Wtf Jow Forums. You told me getting fit would get me laid but when that is about to happen I can't even get wet. Is it the creatine? Does NoFinger help with this?

god i love women with thunder thighs and jaws that looks like they're made for breaking bricks

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underrated.

>NoFinger
Kek. NoShlick sounds better.

>Tfw no Chad gf
>best exercises for getting toned?
>tallets, when will they ever learn?

Jow Forums turned you into a lesbian too huh?

Giraffelets you mean

I'd suck my dealers dick once a week if it got me free drugs. A 10 minute blowjob for half an ounce of weed a week? Bring it on.

>Projecting this much

Sounds rapey to me. If it were me I’d report him for rape. At the very least he would get banned from the gym.

I can’t believe Michelle is actually using dumbbells. she’s going to get too many muscles from lifting weights and be GROSS

Contouring + push up bras

Focking Gyp

>tfw only 270 likes on my recent insta post

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lmao look at how thirsty I make these orbiters. I’m gonna chat them up for a couple of weeks then ghost them completely HAHAH

Thats not fair that ho was doing strip dances on the elyptical.

Something tells me at least 5 posters in this thread aren't pretending.

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>do these pants make my ass look fat?
>...good

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tfw no bf whos nice and likes me

>I-I'm not addicted

>got thigh gap
>now obsessed with getting fake tits
Working out is tough and I do it with pleasure, but the knowledge that to be found attractive I need to pay for expensive surgery to get foreign objects that fuck you up inserted into your body is torturous.
>hurr I don’t like fake tits!
These guys are allegedly everywhere, yet all the women who are widely lusted after by men have huge fake tits, while women who don’t have a boobjob are only considered beautifuo by straight women. Whenever a guy says he’s 100% about fake boobies it turns out he exclusively faps to and thinks about chicks with implants and has some weak excuse like “eh sure I’m only attracted to bimbos, but I wouldn’t settle down with one!”.

Before you reply to me, think about the last 10 women you fapped to. So far, every single user had toadmit they mostly (if not exclusively) fap to silicone chicks.

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>Going to the gym
Why? Why would you let the patriarchy determine what you should look like?
I actually heard a landwhale say this to another woman once.

this has gone too far

We all told you not to rub the nub, dusty cunt.

how do i put in the tampon?

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That's a fault of men who have succumbed to their addiction to porn and ejaculation. Are you honestly going to feel happy with yourself when you're trying to cater to these people?

lel fucking titlets when will they learn

hii maleanon here
>inb4 cock or gtfo

my gf browses this sub all the time and said I should try it out :)))

how do i get big??

>titlet
>asslet
>cottage cheese thighs
>haircel
>fridgemode curvelet

what do /fitte/ settle for a beta or just kms

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>Read sticky
>It literally just says "It's all genetics"

>nice Chat thread on Jow Forums
>devolves into BURP-posting
ewwww

>mfw chestlets mirin my natties

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>ex bf's new girl is cute

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Your asking for to much, not a dealer but teenage weed thots will suck dick if you just get them high.

Because regular well adjusted healthy females don't do porn.

>titcel cope
how does it feel to get MOGGED by your cowtit friends every weekend?

>mfw thinkin about u hurting

Go back to /haes/, because you 9 fry cooks doesn't mean you are hot shit.
I have a it bf and i am banging my personal trainer.
My two 8s are better than your four 3's

>be me
>37 yr old strong woman
>bf is only 6'2"
>only makes 125k after 8 years in his career
pathetic
dubs decides how i break up with him

gross why would you want so many muscles that's so gay hahahaha

Clever girl

Fuck his best friend and send a video of it. The classic breakup is best for everyone

hmmmm hello first post here on this sub, girl here btw >:) I want a workout to help me lose fat and make my ass big(I just bought new yoga pants and I want Chad to notice me) also plz no dieting, I eat what I want or just make me a diet that I can still eat pizza and chocolate lol

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ITS NOT MY FAULT

D U B A I
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>meet interesting hot rich guy
>we really hit it off
>have sex
>never hear from him again

why does this always happen to me? that's like the 10th guy who this happened with

Underrated

Is this a good routine. Just want to look like Kiely Jenner

Eliptical 30 mins
Lunges
Side lunges
Squats
Deadlifts with stiff legs
Hip thrusts
Glute kickbacks
Leg press
Both Pussy machines
Leg raises

lmao

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>she doesn’t do porn
lmao wagie

LOOK AT ME ! Now im the mod of it!

What's the pussy machine

I know too many hoes that actually think like this.
>oh gee I’m overweight and hate how I look
>proceeds to eat 2000kcal worth of fast food at midnight
Rinse and repeat.

Omg, please, I need your help gals
>Be me
>Small, stick girl, caucasian
>Qualify as perfect housewife
>Traditional, want to bring a new Dawn for the white race
>Can cook, bake, sew, knit, keep a well running house (clean and tidy), I can repair bikes, speak 4 languages, can give awesome massages
>He is super funny and super nice
>Relatively tall and good genes, very intelligent
>He was nearly Ottermode a few month ago and I told him to maybe hit the gym
>He never wanted to go and now he finally does
>Makes real good progress
>Mirin hard
>Everything is good
>One day overhear him talking with one of his gym buddies about how he wants to get it on with "thicc" Lakisha
>Heartbroken, keep it to myself
>Days later he starts asking me to maybe do less cardio and get some curves
>Confront him crying about him wanting to fuck some ghetto whore
>He gets defensive and says something just changed when he began lifting
>He does not find me attractive anymore
>He now likes fukcing "curves" skanks
>I packed my things and left
>Went to my parents.
>Friend told me he already fucked two negroesses and three latinas

I am just so heartbroken
Why would he do this to me ?!
Everything was so perfect, am I not enough!? :(((((((

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>one chance at life
>6'2

It's not fair. No matter how much I workout, how much make up I put on Chad will always choose 5'6 Stacey over me.

>told Chad that he got me pregnant
>I don't know babe, condom must have "accidentally" "broke"
>he did the right thing and proposed
>my family organized the wedding at record speed
>big wedding in two months
Time to get fat gals, it's been a honor lifting and shitposting with you. May you all find the life of mediocrity and complacency you deserve.

I heard there's some sort of bizarro Jow Forums somewhere where boys go and shitpost about "thicc" (ie fat) nigger women and call each other gay for not wanting to drown in lard.

Is this achievable natty?

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>not sharing tit milk with your gym-sis
>no GOMAD
>not gonna make it

>guys don't care about boob size
Anyone here actually fall for the meme? Reminder that guys won't even look at you unless you're an E cup minimum.

>/fitte/
underrated

>can’t even stick 2 inch tampon in because it hurts like hell
welp, thankfully I’m into white guys only

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there's a footnote about thyroids and cardio if you scroll down

You guys seem to have a lot of experience roleplaying as girls.
>falling for psyops to make you transition

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Underrated

Bench + dips

Is ahe natty?
If so what do you think her routine is?