Why do dicklets like to pretend that size doesn't matter, but getting swole does...

> Here's a lengthy 20+ reasons why of why someone else is insecure (and definitely not me!)

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t. lanklet with a 7 inch dick

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what bf% to get to show full dick?

Tripfags are cancer

What do you anons consider a big dick? I say that 7 inches and up are big

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where do you find images like these? I love this shit

I'm a 8 inch dick, 28 year old virgin. I don't believe women really have a problem with thing bigger than 7. This has to be a meme.

I've been lucky enough to get a relatively big penis and curved(women love it).

I know I pleasured most girls I fucked only thanks to my penis size, one girl in particular actually told me about it, she wanted me to do her anal afterwards(she is that kind of slut).

I actually thought my penis was only 14cm until said girl clarified it certainly is biggee, and measured it to read 18cm on the tape.

I don't think it matters as long as you're not below average, but size definitely helps.

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>curved

upward or downward?

I don't either. You should be fine.
Lucky!

Kek.
To the left.

it is a meme
7 inches is the absolute bare minimum to being "above average" in length, yet women love to brag and talk about big dicks. 9 inches is where it starts to get too big.

>goes around waving his naked penis at women in public and wonders why they run away, call the cops on him, get him thrown in jail
OP confirmed for pervert

Are there gym bro versions of this? No homo.

How do I legitimately get dick gains?

I'm 6.3 x 5.4 atm, I wanna get at least 6 inch girth and maybe an inch of length more, bare minimum.

Any tips/tricks/help at all?

>I'm 6.3 x 5.4
FFS you think all women have gigantic pussy like porn chicks do? Here's a clue for you champ THEY DON'T and if you're too big it HURTS THEM and they don't like it much. FFS I'm 6" and a little and I've even had gf's tell me to BACK OFF A BIT because I was slamming into their cervix all the time and it hurt them. FFS don't get obsessed over your dick.

user, bigger is better. Also, I don't necessarily want to slam a girl's cervix, but stretching a girl's puss out with a thick schlong is also good, so if not length gains, I want girth gains.

>humans have been evolving for millions of years
>orgasms increase the chance of fertilization
>brainlets believe that men wouldn't evolve to be able to give a woman an orgasm
Nature would not give the average man insufficient gear. It's isn't viable evolutionarily

Extenders are scientifically proven to work. It takes about 2000h total (min. 8h a day) of wearing for 0.5-1 inch of length. If you decide to give it a try, buy a knock off on ebay/wish/alixpress for 12$ which works just as well or better yet make your own. The market prices are criminal.

If women want to get stretched out so much then why don't they have a great time giving birth?

small penis fairy boys spotted.

I got a lot of techniques my man, but it does not benefit me at all to share them as it will mean more competition.

personally user, having a massive dick is more about self confidence, self satisfaction, and it is sexually attractive for women to look at, no different from a woman with beautiful perky breasts. not to mention, it is a personal fetish of mine to have women lust over a big dick.

this, a big cock effects the mind as much as it effects the body

user, there is a reason why apes and monkeys have tiny tiny penises (smaller than 3 inches) when compared to ours, humanity has been evolving through sexual selection and over the years, the average penis size went from 3 inches to 7 inches. if this didn't occur, humans would still have an average dick of 3 inches. And this doesn't mean it hasn't stopped, women are still looking for bigger dicks, and medical science and gene editing is gonna advance the average dick size very quickly in the future.

>this is what kissless virgins who have only watched internet porn actually believe

I'm 500 ib and my dick is a footling.

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If you need to obsess over your dick size just to feel 'confident' then you've got bigger problems to worry about than your dick, kid. Get correct.

>the average penis size went from 3 inches to 7 inches
You're right user. I should have considered that before outed myself as a coping dicklet

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I'm perfectly happy with my size because I know it's big. I'd rather obsess over my big penis instead of obsessing over being average or how size doesn't matter like you guys. Having an inferiority complex is not healthy at all.

>he thinks everyone obsesses over their goddamned dicks
You sure you're not gay IRL? You're way too concerned about dicks.

ITT: viginity incarnate

You don't necessarily need to tell me the techniques, but at least tell me this:

1. How long have you been at penile extension/gains?

2. How much have you gained in length and girth?

Came here to say this, but since you beat me to it.

I will just say that im okay with my average length peen. It gets in the way more often than not, i couldn't imagine having a monster dong and not wanting to castrate myself...But then again my life doesnt revolve around getting pussy.

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dude, you're being defensive not to mention you're using abrasive language when you reply to me. it's pretty obvious that all this negativity is stemming from your average penis.

If you're this worried about your goddamned dick then you must be a latent homosexual and what you really want to do is tickle some other faggots prostate with your glans.

How many cocks do you suck every week? Since you love them so much. Come on sweetie, you can tell us, we're your 'bros' after all.

what's wrong with wanting to get dick gains, man

why're you putting fitizens who want to gain in other areas down?

I have a 4.5x4.5" benis, then again I'm 90lbs overweight; I'm 6ft with a 51 inch gut and a huge fatpad so I'm certain there's several inches hidden under it. I pulled it back and measured it pressed and it came out at 7.5", fuck's sake there's a lot of benis hidden in there ahahaha but what do I do about girth? I need 6" minimum or I'll be a pencil dick dicklet

calm down user
glad I'm not average like you, would never want to be this angry all the time.

>what's wrong with wanting to get dick gains, man
...
Anons say:
>Why don't women like me?
>must be because my dick is too small! That's what Jow Forums tells me so it must be true!
>never mind that I'm a kissless virgin and no woman other than my mother (when I was a child) or a doctor has ever seen my penis, it *must* be because of that!
>couldn't be because I'm ugly, or boring, or stupid, or ignorant, or disgusting and displeasing in any way, nope, couldn't be any of that, HAS to be my dick that's the problem!
THAT is why it's stupid.

Meanwhile some of us lost the 'V card' a long time ago and KNOW BETTER than this stupid obsessive shit. LEARN, damnit.

*over 100lbs overweight, I'm at 264lbs now need to cut down to 154lbs or so.

>he's all calm
>must have someone's dick in his mouth right now

easy for you to say stupid faggot, what woman would enjoy slurping on a 4 incher eh? Fuck you fuckng istt8fiif sufosofiodido isiadisodosfasasfaffsddd

practice what you preach user, if dick size threads trigger you this much, then just close the thread, instead you're obsessively telling everyone off how size doesn't matter. your penis size inferiority complex is really showing.

i know why women dont like me, user, im working on that. but i also would like to have some dick gains so that i can dominate in the sexual arena too, yknow

>ahahaha
That fucking coping

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>he's a virgin and he thinks you need an abnormally large dick to satisfy a woman
ahahah

How else are you idiots going to learn the real truth and to ignore the troll-memes? Someone's got to tell you, just happens to be me this time.

why is there always one user in dick gains threads that tries to put everyone else down

just leave us be

like I said, practice what you preach, you've been obsessively telling everyone how size doesn't matter in order to cope with your 6 incher. it's really sad.

So dicklets are fucked according to you? No tips on becoming better?

>in order to cope with your 6 incher
There has never in 53 years of life been any reason for me to """cope""" with it because it's never been an issue, never had a single complaint (other than 'not so hard/deep!' because it was too intense for them) so I don't know where you think you're coming up with that conclusion.

Meanwhile you keep right on trolling and memeing all the insecure teenagers and twenty-somethings here who have never been with a woman even once, making them believe that the ONLY way they'll get a girlfriend is if they have a 10 inch penis. Are you jerking off while you do this? Does it get you off, thinking about how much pain you're causing complete strangers on an anonymous imageboard? Ridiculous.

Kids, ISHYGDDT.

6x4.5 here.

Guys, help me get to 5 inch girth. HGH? Creatine? Can I soak my penis in creatine? Come on guys

you're 53 years old and you're angrily calling everyone you disagree with a homosexual. you should know better. close the thread if dick size bothers you this much.

>53 years old
yeah fuck off

should I even bother if I've got pic related? i've only ever had really bad sex with escorts and of course they're going to say nice things

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>that 53 year old boomer in this thread calling everyone gay for not agreeing with him that dick size doesn't matter and that women lusts for his 6 inch peepee

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user,you will never be good at sex,if you don't do it a lot.
You must practice the things you want to get good at.
Its perfectly fine,average sized penis.

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>mfw dicklets have to pound a girl like a jackhammer to make her feel that dickk
>meanwhile just slowly going in and out alll the way with my 8" makes women loose their shit

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Eat shit and die

uh move your hand? we can't see shit

>almost 7”
I can’t decise between natsuki or sayori. I wouldn’t touch cow tits or the crazy bitch.

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

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>yeeeeeep, the chicks fucking love my 6 inch cock, I make them squirt all the fucking time, fuck the gays for having big dicks

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lmao i got the same upward curve
girls never said a thing but my homies are still remembering and laughing about it because as teens we sometimes rubbed one out together

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

>mfw user draws a diagram of his benis to show another man on the internet

fuck you. You are not 53 years old.

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>7.5
>average

Literally every scientific study ever disagrees with you

if you're not doing both with an 8" then you haven't made it

also this is just a general comment for the thread, but i'm pretty sure the average girl's vagina isn't that big. I've only fucked 2 girls apart from my gf, and their vaginas were so shallow that i couldnt get the base of my dick in

no, this is internet average user. the absolutely vast majority of guys online will claim to being 7.5 inches.

John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

Is this fanfic...?

this is a fucking ancient pasta

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her".

>All of these massive faggots that are spending there Saturday night talking about cock length
You fags are never gonna make it

Not bad Op but that's basically semi for me.

I heard grills lurk here too tho

I heard you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose pretty boy

Same man, feels weird but ultimately in the right position they love it

desu user, I have no idea. I just browse through all boards and collect shit as I go. Only dick chart I have :(

Girth is more important
As a bottom I hate pencil dicks and prais all thick dicks the Lord sends to me

That's actually a good idea, hopefully some user is making one as we speak.

Same size, but the crazy bitch is my wife!

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>tfw 5.5" dicklet
Can I still make it?

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>thick

What's a decent thickness, in your opinion?

user, long dicks are almost always gonna be girthy too. long pencil dicks are incredibly rare to begin with, they're practically a medical anomaly. any dick pencil dicks you've had are likely below 7 inches in length, and those aren't big at all to begin with.

dick size matters, but i feel like i could still please a girl with 5.5 inches... i guess i'm not that insecure about it, but i used to be as a teenager

>this overly detailed gay scenario
Come out of the closet and be happy already

Of course your size is okay, what we care more about is pleasing women beyond that both visually through sexual arousal and physically.

6x4.5 pencil dick here feels quite awful

feel like i could still arouse a girl with a nice body, working on that :)