Weird things you do in the gym that you hope no one knows about
>i listen to the patrick bateman morning routine scene on loop for my entire workout
>it's a short scene and I listen to it like 30 times over the course of my workout
>if anyone somehow found out about this I would be arrested
I listen to cheesy animu weebshit songs and video game music in the gym
This but also wrestling theme songs. It would probably be real awkward if people knew I was cranking out the Chris Benoit theme to my squad set
I listen to a 20 minute Rocky compilation loop of quotes from the various films.
>sometimes I listen to Baldwin’s monologue from glengarry glen ross to hype me up
The irony is that American Psycho is about a predator negotiating the modern world and you are walking around listening to the morning routine like it's something to aspire to.
You totally missed the point. But it's worse you were so stupid that you fell for the camouflage that Patrick Bateman's materialism represents. But the real retard is me, for thinking that a sperg like you actually exists.
why is aspiring to be a sociopath with his shit together a bad thing?
Actual sociopath checking in. Well, anti social personality disorder to be exact. Anyway, you don't want this. Trust me. Never ending boredom and an inability to meaningfully connect with anybody.
I can remember what it was like to be happy from when I was a kid. I wish I had that again. Now I'm either content, annoyed, or bored. Thats my emotional range.
Have you read the book or warched the movie? Bateman was a psychotic with feequent halucinations and he had a total breakdown at the end. He never had it together.
Neurotypicals will never understand, taking the Batepill was my best decision ever, of course you're supposed to remain functional instead of sperging out.
You are not a sociopath but an edgy kid with too much time on his hand. Fuck off
Since starting MMA I size everyone up in my mind to see if I could kill them right then and there, obviously I wouldn't do it, but I imagine it playing out
Slice a grapefruit in tiny slices and leave them every, behind a rack or bench, when I'm lifting because I like the smell and can't afford grapefruit scented shower gel
but you can afford enough grapefruit to waste? what type of backwards country do you live in
it's not a waste when you can smell it. One slice is easily 8 pieces and there's multiple slices to a grapefruit
grapefruit doesn't smell like grapefruit
you werent paying attention if you think bateman had his shit together. take away the nice body and you have an unhinged sperglord.
classic halo effect.
I listen to weeb music on the speakers in the gym
(home gym masterrace)
i lissen to Right-wing shit and my gym is full of shit.skins and niggers. only whites are some dyel and the girls.
There’s an audiobook that I listen to. It makes me so angry, that it pumps me up.
>*BOOM*
>We get on the ground?
>*SNAP*
>That's all she wrote hombre
Oh shit. You zoomers better run
So basically everyone on fit.
Big dick big brain while posting but they never have it together and will breakdown or off themselves .
Careful son, you're going to get cut
What exactly do you listen to?
*Teleports behind you*
*Nothin personal, kid*
*single leg sweeps you*
*mounts you* OwO
His statements regarding the quality of life of a sociopath are nonetheless true. Sociopaths are constantly bored and can feel no joy.
>women weaken legs
>you fight great, but I'm a great fighter
*sets PR*
>Hurrr durr irl super scurry sociopath badass checking watch out *teleports behind you*
>i remember being happy (normal) as a kid
Sounds like youre a tryhard faggot then. Probably tried to impress girls in HS by asking if they wanted to see your knife collection, and you just never recovered from that critical sperg mass, so you pretend its cause you le emotionless hardass misanthrope now.
Lol imagining a trail of grapefruit in the gym.
>implying "sociopaths" is a real thing
>implying they're not just shitty people failures making excuses
Very original replies.
I train while I listen to Epictetus’ Enchiridion and Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations
The only thing that helps me exercise is patriotic music. It gives me a sort of triumphal feel.
>murica
>Tuck in my shirt before every set to hide my bellya
>Stare at girls
>Listen to Marilyn Manson
>Fap in the toilet before i workout for a test boost
>Silently scream MUDA MUDA MUDA on the last rep
>Drink water between every set
>beating off
>thinks he gets a test boost
>actually losing massive amounts of energy and a drop in T after that initial 5min rush
Never gonna make it
>faggot IRL Coldsteel the Edgehog wannabe trenchcoat wearing faggot posts the most cringey cliche jaded edgy tryhard bullshit imagineable
>gets laughed at like the stupid fucking homosexual retard he is
>"hurrr wow u so original"
Stfu and go fucking bazooka yourself in the anus, GothVampyreWarrior666.
This, he killed a guy for having a nicer bussiness card than him, thats as insecure beta as its gets
not the original poster, l2check IPs
>implying I give a fuck about your gay ass IPs
>implying you arent such a fucking pathetic faggot you didnt borrow someones wifi in order to make that second post to pretend youre not a cringey tryhard faggot
I hope you fall into a pit of dick kicking kangaroos, you fucking sad goober ass retard.
isn't it amazing that you've become more cringy than what you were originally deriding
this is called growing up faggot
life sucks
deal
>cringey highschool gothkid underage b& faggot
>gets fucking ridiculed like the moron he is
>"y-you cringey not me"
Lol ok, faggotron.
i liked the dick kicking kangaroos gotta remember that,fuck emofags btw
nice reddit spacing btw :^)
Kek