How do i get a girlfriend like this?

how do i get a girlfriend like this?

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Look ok and don't have a shit personality.

8x6 dick
100k /year starters
At least 6'2

Be the guy a girl like that would want to date.

Handsome, educated, interesting, funny.

Have goals, hobbies, good relationships with people.

Christ, incels overrated girls like no one else.

you will also have to be the one engaging any interaction. women will rarely approach even if you look great

Wrong. I've been approached plenty of times.

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what if
what if
i told you
i don't work out
and i have a very attractive and nice girlfriend

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>those flats
ew she must me a manlet lover

Or, you know, a teacher. Standing around in high heels for 6-8 hours a day is probably not as funa s it sounds.

Don't forget prime Depp tier face. Face is all

What kind of nigger cares if a slut wears heels or not? Heels are shit anyway. Lol at walking around with your foot sticking up via a stilt in your shoe. Say hello to foot pains

>anorexic legs
>obvious push up bra
>tight waist dress for illusion
>forward neck posture

no thanks roastie

Is she from the UK? I think I know her

>have a video with 5k views on WorldStar
that's it, don't overrate the thot

Yeah i fucked her in the lab the other day.
That's a push up bra, it's all a lie lads

One of my number one fetishes is when a girl wears a dress like that and you can only just barely see the shape of her ass when she moves around. That gets me rock hard desu lads.

Just replayed it and you can see her ass crack folding in when she stops moving, dear lord braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

On the back literally looks like my crush I swear to god i see her face when I look at that.
We did small talk in university a couple times but she didnt show up on the last week on which I had planned to ask her number. Now summer break is here and I have all these feels that I can't do anything about.
There's 2 options I either try to start a conversation on the internet (have to sign up on social media since I dont have any, or maybe PM her on Quora we both use that) or wait till October to get to talk to her in person again... It fucking hurts brehs what do I do...

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>those sandals
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Why do you want a girlfriend?

>have high grades, apply for jobs in my academic department
>positions already filled by the outgoing Chads and Stacys that are friendly with professors
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Do nothing.

Under some pretext, sure. I seriously doubt women are asking you on dates directly

Nah, you just KNOW she's into highschool boys.

My gf looks like this and is a teacher except she is Latina. So basically all I have to do is be a strong traditional man and she will do anything for me.

what
thats what robots would do

Disgusting. The whore should remember she is a teacher not a prostitute.

>spic
Pass

Just stop caring about girls. They don't care about you, and even if one does, theyll get bored of you in a month tops. Modern women are lost, you need to get over it and stop trying to retreat back into the warm safe pussy that you came from.

Whete can I buy my gf a cute dress like that?

Sounds a bit jewy.

How do we remedy this situation?

A noble animal won't breed in captivity

What does freedom look like?

lol fag

maybe you're just boring and ugly

Tfw youll never be inside that specific woman.

Why even live boys?

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A lot of female teachers are pedophile, so you'd have a better chance if you're young

You don't. Such fates were not meant for us, brother