Cereal commercials

>"Part of this complete breakfast"

What fucking "complete" breakfast? How the fuck is it even legal in America to say that this is a "Complete" breakfast?

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Why do they drink cereal and milk

you dumbass they say it's 'part' of a a complete breakfast because they are saying that you should have it as well as other shit to make up a complete breakfast, hence it being 'part' and not 'whole' of a complete breakfast

couldn't keep eating this shit when I dropped below 12% bodyfat. 400 calories for a bowl and keeps you satiated for 2 hours, no thanks

The USDA is fucking autistic also the cereal companies add in a bunch of minerals to make it seem healthy but it's all just sugar

Always have a big ass bowl of cereal, Greek yogurt, frozen berries, bananas, and milk before bed

except that most people who have this don't eat anything else other than the cereal with milk

The only complete breakfast is bacon and eggs

If you actually do your research you'll see that the Food Pyramid is the greatest health disaster in modern American history. It was designed by the Department Of Agriculture, so no fucking wonder it puts the base of the human diet on grains and carbohydrates with very little on meats and actually beneficial things for people to eat. I wish we could go back and make one flipped upside-down with meats and protein as the base and raise a literal generation of american swole barbarians

it's a complete breakfast if you use half a gallon of whole milk

is this bad for you?
>11g sugar

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lmao remember the pops commercial with the upside down mouth man those were the days

Want to be healthy? Cook oatmeal every single day

stop asking your gay question in every fucking thread faggot, learn how to tell yourself

how the fuck did that shitty pyramid ever get approved?

You already have those they are called niggers and they fuck your wives s0yb0ys

>Want to be healthy? Cook oatmeal every single day
Thank god. I was afraid I'd have to eat it too.

Vegetables should be the base, then animal products.
Grains are useless though.

Breakfast is a meme meal. Everything you need to function until mid afternoon is already stored in your muscles and liver. A light lunch is more than you actually need. Breakfast accomplishes nothing.

Jews did this.

>part of

poisoning children is a beloved pastime in america