Hey, so today is my cheat day

How much do I tip for the pizza delivery?

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Between $2-5, depending on how quick they get there/how much you like them. Always tip in cash though, even if you pay with a card.

You don't lol

I would give that pizza delivery girl more than just the tip if you know what I am saying

am i gay if i would gladly fuck his face ?

>girl

>having a cheat day
Never gonna make it

Is there anything men can't do better then women? This is just getting out of hand

Get pregnant and bear children, but that's about it.

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I'd take her girl tip in my mouth

>her
oh no no no

Do you think trap sneaky gets gangbanged by his teammates every night?

you know that's a man, so yes

>girl

I bet his gf invites over several black bulls to fuck him good on nights when he's dressed up

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He literally mentioned her/his penis
Are you retarded

lol 95 iq post

STOP POSTING TRANNY THREADS
FUCK OFF REIKO

I FUCKIN LOVE TRAPS

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Bruh i want to tenderly kiss him, pull his panties down (leaving the skirt on) put his legs on ny shoulders and fuck him raw, nutting deep in his ass.
No homo

I am so alpha I would tear apart any tranny's ass.

What is turning me on is that fact that I'm fucking a mentally unstable beta boy that looks like a hot girl.

I'm showing him his place in the food chain, the fact that he's nothing but a fuckin herbivore lying in a bed with the biggest apex predator out there.

We were both born the same gender, but only one of us is clearly a natural predator, and it is Me.

Eat my huge dick and spread your anus. Alpha is here. Get fucked, weeaboo.

men have managed to make eggs in a garage, its only a matter of time before we can ‘birth’ a child

'Scuse me,but I don't want no homos deliverin' pizza at my doorstep an' polluting ma fine neighbourhood. Tell the pizza guys to either sen' a lady in the flesh or a a strong youn' man for the job. Good day and may God's light save you.

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Imagine a world where 'males' could have children if you fucked them hard enough.

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Sounds awful. Homo extermination when?

You mean you don't want a nice cute femboy for a wife? What's wrong with you?

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Why would I tip someone for doing bare minimum? Bring my fucking pizza before it's fucking cold. That's it. Depending on number of customers and route, sometimes they will deliver sooner sometimes bit later. Their employer should pay them at least minimum wage plus medical and all other shit. But that's EU, Murrica is special place

Murder these traps.

Love posts like this

Makes you tingly in all the right spots, bitchboy?

>girl

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>What is turning me on is that fact that I'm fucking a mentally unstable beta boy that looks like a hot girl.
Being a trap doesn't make you beta. It's just playing to your strengths. Having guys fawn over you and doing the same dumb shit they do to vie for the attention of women and doing what you want is pretty alpha if anything

>Eat my huge dick and spread your anus. Alpha is here. Get fucked, weeaboo.
faggot

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Lol I'll just put my tip in no homo tho

>>Having guys fawn over you and doing the same dumb shit they do to vie for the attention of women and doing what you want is pretty alpha if anything

Having guys fuck you in the ass while pretending to be the girl is alpha behaviour.... Never change nuMurrica

I feel the same brother

>tfw you eat a man's cum and what you're really doing is sucking the nutrients right out of him and taking them for yourself
>mfw "men" describe their self worth by what holes they stick their stuff into

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Kek you are a real man, you are so much alpha i would pump you and your family full of nutrients so you don't starve

>traps
>not beta
choose one fag, traps are beyond beta, they are so beta they become women even betas can take on traps thats how beta they are, also gay ass man dressing in girls clothes without being passable= gay as fuck

know your place bitchboy

Who said anything about letting them fuck me? I'll gladly take the free dinners and dates though. I have no qualms cucking desperate people like you.

fun fact: the trap in the OP has a gf and is already richer than you will ever be

>having a cheat day

never going to make it

I also never said anything about fucking. You mentioned that eating cum is alpha because nutrients so I said I would pump you and your family full of...
Nutrients. Get it? Alpha?

He didn't say that, I did, fag.

That's not a girl user. Without ten pounds of makeup and photoshop, he's just an ugly skinnyfat nerd. Check out his twitter and see for yourself.

Lmao I know sneaky, and he does it for the lulz he doesn't get fucked by man but yeah he is pretty beta you can have money and a gf and still be a massive beta so yeah

Aaah sorry didn't check which faggot I respond to.
Kek yeah bois will pay you a dinner and hold hands with you

Why do you talk? Put that dick back and feed on those sweet nutrients boi

That was a different poster dumbass.

>also gay ass man dressing in girls clothes without being passable= gay as fuck
Yeah that's pretty gay. Passing's not hard when genetics swing in your favor though. That's why I play to my strengths

jokes on you, I actually like cocks so you don't even have to tell me to do it

>That was a different poster dumbass.

I realised that myself thank you, hard to keep track of all those faggots

I don't doubt that cupcake, but that doesn't makes you an alpha... Just faggot

You call people faggots yet you're the one that wants to deep dick trannies out of some deranged form of powerplay. I love fucking with people like you IRL

lmao
I think it's hilarious that you think me getting exactly what I want is "beta"

And you pulled that conclusion from your ass, together with dragon dildo. If I make fun of people like that that means I'm faggot just like you huh?

Alpha behaviour is dominate by definition. You wanting to get down on your knees and slurp cum means you are dominated by another stronger male. You are a submissive bitch ergo you are not alpha

In other words you are bitch that knows it's place

This isn't the cavemen era anymore my dude. I bet you also think raping someone is alpha.

You're the fag, fag. You're the one getting your rocks off talking down to strangers on the internet.

I don't. Also being submissive fag is not alpha in any fucking century
>You're the fag, fag. You're the one getting your rocks off talking down to strangers on the internet.
And look at this snowflake. You can take a dick but can't take a criticism? Fuck off

>being submissive fag is not alpha in any fucking century
explain why in detail, then

>Pineapple

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Why are we arguing? I love men, I love pleasing them after their girlfriend dumps them and am there for them to hug my soft accepting body and put a smile on their face.

The only thing we have is each other, only males can fully understand and love other males.
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I don't take dicks.

It's fucking delicious. Develop a fucking palette and try something besides pepperoni. I bet you order chicken fingers when you go out to eat. Pineapple, ham, and bacon are amazing on pizza.

About 20%, but im not a poor fag

>Pineapple, ham, and bacon are amazing on pizza.

Well, you're two for three. Citrus and cheese grease do not go well together, and anyone who says otherwise is a turbo brainlet.

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I don't.
Our local pizza place is civilized enough to pay their pizzapeople a living wage.

I did in posts above. If you are gay, fine. But you would be alpha if you hunt little twinks and fuck them and make them suck your cock. But no you claim to be alpha while showing traits of submissive female. Wanting that cum to fill you up... For nutrients and shit. Come on dude. Even in gay relationships someone is a man and someone is a "bitch". You are a bitch. Bitches that want to be dominated, fucked or whatever by big strong dick are still not alpha even when they get what they want.
What they want is to be put in their place on the knees like a good bitch. Are you really this dumb or you getting off to this shit?

>I don't take dicks.
Because nobody wants to fuck you. But you fuck yourself almost every night fantasising about that. It's obvious even from few sentences you managed to write.

I have a gf you dumbass

2D is not real. Or is she a real pillow? People already think you are gay, i don't even know you and I can smell "i want a dick" vibe. You really think nobody else noticed that? People that know you irl?

>2D is not real. Or is she a real pillow? People already think you are gay, i don't even know you and I can smell "i want a dick" vibe. You really think nobody else noticed that? People that know you irl?
That's a lot of assumptions right there. I have no want or need for dick sorry to burst your bubble

Riiiight. Well, if you say so user. Have a nice day then.

No one knows I fuck traps and trannies i'm not retarded

guys this trap looks cute on photoshoped pictures and with make up , if it looked like that irl i admit id hit it but what happens when you wake up the morning after sex he is of costume wig off and you see the beard stuble on his face ? thats what to think before you fuck a trap

Who the fuck are you and why do you answer as me? Is it easier to come out of closet like that? You need to tell your parents that bro

>girl

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who said anything about citrus?

I think he meant gf (male)

Actually YOU are the turbo brain let. Think about what you wrote

I like the way you think
Any chance you'd be interested in domming a petite femboy like me?

I am Kronar, son of man!

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Damn it Jow Forums stop making me want to fuck traps femboys