There is no gym for your cock

Faggot who loves big dick here. Favorite person I've been with had a fairly small dick. Size is only important for some people during hookups. Relationships rely on so much more.

Anything >= 5 inches is fine and women won't complain.

t. had sex with 4 women with a 5.5 inch dick and even had one say I was big

they can't measure shit anyways

Fucking thots I swear to god.
Living with a small dick has already got to be bad enough.
>when he has money and status and you turns out his dick is smol lmao

Please come to Brazil.
We will give you love.

She won't say anything to your face but she will tell every single one of her friends that you have a small one

I imagine this looks and feels terrible
I dont want to murder for murders sake, I just think there's a certain point where we'll need to purge in the interest of the common good.

Lol yeah, I have a 7 incher and my ex said it was 9 inches

No need to go far, if you are in america just go to some random mall or highschool and you are already in danger of getting shoot at.

At least in other countries you rarely get killed that way.

No they won't. It's like with guys it's easy to complain about how disgusting loose labia are on a vagina but when you're actually about to fuck you don't care because sex is good regardless

you do realize 5.5 - 5.7 is the confirmed average right?
the average women you has likely never had a cock even above 6

You'd be virtually guaranteed to get shot if you spend more than a few hours in chicago's shittier areas, school shootings have shock value but really dont happen that much

dont happen that much?

I have lived in other countries, believe me, they happen that much.

>javascript and electric cars
>javascript
God damnit why am i laughing ao hard

*takes a puff from my e-cig*
I dont follow your rules roasties
>YOU’VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK

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I couldn't feel anything the first time I had sex with a woman. It just felt warm and moist and I lost my hard in like 15 seconds. After that I thought my dick was broken and I didn't have sex again for 2years. Turns out I'm just a dicklet (5 inches) and she had a big vagina, because sex has felt great every other time

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I have a legit 7.5 incher
I am still depressed
I have never had a gf

if that's true, then why does my cawk look small at 6.75"?

ANSWER THAT

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same here user. No joke I'm 8x5.5 but it doesn't matter at all because too autistic to ask women out. Literally the only thing this dick is good for is getting in the way and constantly requiring me to adjust when I'm wearing gym shorts

because you see it every day so it just seems normal to you. Plus you're a porn addicted cookie cutter that gets fooled by camera tricks.

>goodlookingloser.com/get-hung/big-penis/average-penis-size

Seething dicklet detected

>Going to some autistic ghetto whore’s twitter to find out “what women really think”

I too enjoy hating and fearing strawmen

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COPE

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Two inches? That has to be a best case scenario type thing.

There is a bathmate though.

If you don't actually penetrate the cervix you're a babydick.

>With money*
You can't just go out and be broke. Also need to drive them around like some dumb chaffeur

Insofar as user is either a big dick haver and thinks it matters or wants to exit the world of sex due to dicklet, this diagram is hard cope

Did some kindergartener draw that "anatomically accurate" depiction of female internals?

virgin detected
literally every girl that i go in deep on, they tell me to stop because it hurts too much

THIS, and I'm only a slightly-above-average 6".

You virginfags need to GET WITH A REAL GIRL before you worry about your goddamned cock length. Stop being pathetic losers.

Yeah sure. You dont satisfy woman unless your dick is not going out of her mouth.

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wew the microdick defense force is active today

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I'm just saying they are in the news but the real problem areas for murder are the likes of detroit/chicago, you'll get more deaths this month than school shootings accumulate this decade

I am seething, 6x5 and there's very little I can do about it. Doesn't negate what I said though.

well the fact that my gf was enjoying fisting more than normal sex probably confirms this

Wristlet detected

>off of crypto

LMAO

school shootings dont happen that much, which is why everytime one does happen its on the news

actually true yes
still bigger than any freak dick anyway, and fisting imply fist, which is far bigger than wrist

>shoulder deep in centaur gf
>she says she barely feels it
tfw fistlet

Kek I actually agree with her you seething dicklet, wear a fucking shirt saying you can't satisfy a woman

>self-conscious about my dick since teen years
>always worried it was too small
>literally only yesterday had the courage to finally measure at 21
>6.5"
Porn really fucks with your perception of what's adequate. Stop caring about your dick size and start caring about things you actually have control over. Don't let twitter thots and porn tell you your worth.

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>tfw yuge dick
>5'11"

God certainly has a sense of humor

>when I make it off of crypto
Nobody tell him, I don't think he'll be able to handle it.

>6.5"
Hahahahahhha
AhahahahaahHaahah
Ahahahahahahhaha
Ahahaahhahahahahaah
Ahahahahahahha

This means we are near the bottom

>worry about dick size for years
>finally get courage to measure
>above average thank God
>put away noose
>get on Jow Forums
>"Stop caring about dick size bro."
Do you hear yourself?

>tfw 1 inch soft
>6 inch hard

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There's like a 90% chance this is a guy trolling people, in the remaining 10% you just gotta realize most women have not been brainwashed by porn and actually prefer average size and not feel in pain after sex. The ones doing these infographs are degenerate homosexual men who want to get aids by Mandingo.

Dick size is where manlets trump lanklets

As a lanklet you better fucking have 8" or you will look like you have a baby dick

Not even gonna argue whether that's big or not - just stating that despite my size likely being decently average, I thought I had a puny microdick most of my life because of all the elephant dicks I saw in porn. That's probably the case for a few other guys too.
I also considered what I would have done if I ended up being as below average as I thought I was, and the reality is there's nothing I would have done. You can either be bitter about it all your life, maybe shelling out hundreds for a bathmate or something to help cope, or you can just deal with it and move on. There's more important things in life.

I'm like that, cool as shit desu

>7 inches
>mild phimosis
>small birthmark on dick
>weird little bumps around it
>have a really tiny testicle and one normal-sized one
Literally a monster dick
I just hope that the small testicle doesn't mean I'm impotent, I'm too scared to see a doctor and check

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Too much, ease it back next time

Literally me. Best fucking thing ever, no discomfort wearing tight pants, girls always go from disappointment to awe.

>weird little bumps
probably fordyce spots they fucking suck

when i lost my virginity she actually had me stop because my dick was pinching and stretching her too much. shes 5'4 and skinny so she is a small girl but if my dick was bigger idk if i could even put it in without her crying from pain

>have foreskin
>piss
>flail dick around for 5 minutes to get it dry
>put dick away
>still get piss in my underwear

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The last drop always goes to the boxers mate, it's the third law of thermodynamics.

>6.3"x5"
>always a two-pump chump my first time with a new girl
>go at it again ten minutes later and can consistently get them to nut

I'm fine with this

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>have foreskin
jealous desu

That is probably one of the first thoughts of a school shooter.
Ya, it's still messed up.

>with a new girl
>get them to nut
A-user, i have some bad news for you...

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Well having a lot of money can totally negate the need to do anything else yes that's just a fact of life but it isn't necessary for what else I said. You need to be employed sure you need money to go out to the bars and clubs and stuff. But I didn't have much money because I don't work much and my car wasn't a factor half the time either most of them didn't know what or if I drove by the time we fucked.

do you bear a grudge over your parents for that? i think uncut is kinda overrated, penis feels good but it's not like you go ahegao or anything
girls probably have it better

>no matter how much you jump
>how much you dance
>the last two drops
>go in your pants
Always user. Always.

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>In men and women, the sole requirement for being considered a dwarf is having an adult height under 147 cm (4 ft 10 in)

cool man

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(You)

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>Go commando
>this happens
>a little wet patch hits your thigh when you walk

True suffering

Taking asians and spics into account, the average for European males is 6.5, 7 is barely above average

Protip : take some toilet paper and fling your dick in it with some kind of pressured stroke. If I don't do this I always get piss in my boxers.

>6.6 inch in length
>around 5 inch girth at the bottom
>6 inch girth near the end part
>tfw dingus shaped like satans club that's slightly curved to the left

>fling your dick with pressured stroke
what?

Like you would press a toothpaste tube for the last drop.

Maybe if you include self reported measurements

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I kinda wish I got cut when I was a kid, if I did I probably would have spent less time jacking off and more time doing important shit and developing properly

How insecure are you?
You either never had sex or it must have been a nightmare.

>Netherlands
Oh gosh

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You're off by an inch, jew.
>unsourced amateurish image
Here, have a meta-analysis, good sir.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/bju.13010

Poos at 4 inches. Can what they do be considered rape.

>it's another "twitter bitch who think shes the most interesting person ever and constantly talks shit about everyone and everything episode and she feels justified in her decision because other twitter bitches who think they are the most interesting bitches ever like a retweet her posts and even though it's a small number of likes and retweets like 5 or 9 it's enough to satisfy her ravenous and glutenous ego" episode

I've found that girls kinda adapt to whatever size you have over time. When I first started dating my girl, 6.5 inches with an above-average girth was too much for her to the point where she'd have to stop me. Now she is more used to it, and we fit kinda perfectly.

But there is a doctor for it.
desu if you're cut you feel less and it just takes longer to jack it, takes longer requires lotions. You've probably saved a lot of time in your life by having foreskin.

In a sense a cutfag might spend lets say 15 min jacking off. Over the course of a year that can add up to about 90 ish hours. After ten years..You get the picture. Imagine spending that time on guitar or the gym. Circumcision is a psyop.

Fuckin same brah. Club dick gang unite

I'm honestly only 5inch but I'd never consider getting it increased through some surgery, if women have a problem with it well fuck them

My mind is on the future anyway. I have the money for this type of surgery but so what if i have a "normal or average sized penis"

Most of these roasties will be used up in a few years anyway and dick size wont matter

What went wrong in someones life to make this diagram? No woman wants their cervix hit and most women can't even tell how big your dick is. They think your 5.5" is like 7.5" because they're dumb.

Girth matters more to most anyways.

>Worst is when a girl w a roastie KNOWS
>her cunt is meaty but lets you waste ur time
>getting to know them anyway smfh

>then when the time comes they pill up to
>the scene w their meat curtains hanging... that's how
>u get blocked.

Small dick man here. Only want religious women. Remember fellow dicklets thots aint shit.

>us decent folks
*tips fedora

Deaths in gang violence are comparable in any way to children dying in schools
> t. 55 year old millennial