Tfw tubby friend that cannot hold a steady job gets literal model tier gf

>Tfw tubby friend that cannot hold a steady job gets literal model tier gf
>Tfw I wageslave
>Tfw I lift
>Tfw I do everything "a man is supposed to"
>Tfw I own 2 properties at 21
>Tfw still a kissless virgin

Arghhh
Game is rigged boys.

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You probably outclassed the local woman in your area. Copy the elite and move to a more affluent area.

Or you have a really shitty personality.

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How did he get this gf? Do you know?

You're a still a (wage)slave

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You’re making it. Don’t worry about a gf it will come. Start socialising but keep doing what you’re doing. Don’t mention you’re financial situation unless you want to attract gold diggers

Disregard females, acquire knowledge and gains.

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Some of you guys on here worship women too much. Be it, not good enough face, no sex (it's better to be pure anyways).

Dude. I used to think the same way almost. I wanted sex and a woman's touch. But today, thinking about how women generally are. It's freeing to know, women aren't an integral part of my life. Granted, to cuddle a woman might be nice. Or whatever. But knowing I am free from the burden of expectations of a woman, or being shamed by others for not slutting myself around, it's freeing man. I'd encourage you to join me, and Christ. Take care bud.

it's almost as if none of that matters if you have an autistic personality

This.
I came to this realization after I got dumped by a dumb girl.
Realized that the odds of her finding a guy with his shit together more than me at my age are like sub 10%. Now I just am living my life, not trying to settle down, anticipate moving in like 2 years so I'm in the mindset of "don't look for anything serious" and approach women not giving a fuck.
It's worked fantastically for me, I go on fun dates with cuties but tell them I'm looking for flings and they are fine with being a summer love.

Congrats on the stoic attitude man. It's so carefree. Where do you plan on moving?

He got a temporary contract at some activity centre, apparently she was one of the teachers there.

People that I work with are like 10-30 years older than me, so I can't pull that shit.

you might be a boring guy with a shitty personality. wagecucking or doing what you think society wants you to do does not entitle or make you special.

>owning 2 properties at 21
Bro you're already ahead of the game. Fuck all this gf bullshit, build your personal empire until your future is secure for you and a possible family. I wish I hadnt been a total fuckhead degenerate until a year ago (23 currently) who spent literal tens of thousands on drugs and random garbage with nothing to show for it (didn't even lose my virginity). Now I've started from scratch 15,000km away from where I grew up and everyone I knew, learnt a new language, started working out and taking care of myself.

What I'm trying to get at bro is: Be thankful for what you have, you're on the right path and the girl will come when you're least expecting it.

>the girl will come when you're least expecting it.

A used up single mother maybe.

When youre doing it all for the "girls" - youre doing it wrong. They wont come and fly over to you. Just do stuff for yourself and then YOU will find someone.

Ah, so you're one of those guys. Do you ever think that this whole defeatist "all girls are whores until they hit the wall at *insert arbitrary age here* and settle for a beta provider" mentality is a major contributing factor to your inability to find a gf? Maybe its your narrow-minded worldview and pessimistic attitude that is limiting your opportunities and generally making you a shitty person to be around?

Well then you're probably a huge faggot

pics of the gf

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Thats because you are a pussy and your friend is bold enough to go for and take what he wants.

This shit is so fucking annoying. The higher you move up the corporate ladder, the less acceptable it is for you to find relationships through work.

Work below minimum wage, washing dishes at an applebees? Ok enjoy fucking all the cute waitresses.

Work as an engineering manager at a bank making 200k/yr+? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TALKING TO THE INTERNS WE HIRED EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU.

Sounds stupid but may be true. I had similar issue.

Also get laid asap - tinder, old fat friend who is moron you, anybody. There is nothing worse than being a virgin when starting a serious relationship

Probably has some freaky baby arm dick

How are you still kissless, bro? Just steal a kiss from a friend. It's easy.

In that regard I'm not kissless desu.
But it wasn't a real kiss, didn't feel like one at least.

She didn't want to kiss me.

>tfw only kissed during sex with women i had no real relashionship with
>tfw never had anything close to a gf
>tfw even though I'm definitely not a virgin I'm still fucking clueless about how to aproach a girl with a serious relationship in mind

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ok well then tell me how do I get out of wageslaving

Start being more social. Attend social gatherings. Ask questions. Pretend to be interested in the boring lives of everyone you talk to. Takes work, but it gets easier with time.

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I'm not a virgin but I'm kissless at 24.
>tfw
However my experience taught me to never entertain a thot that you can't keep.

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>Monster Hydro
Is this the zoomers or yoomers drink?

cope

>Text a girl I like but haven't seen in a bit on instagram
>Small back a forth, eventually get left on read
>Time goes by
>Today I get a videochat notification from her
It was probably an accident or something, but fuck bros I don't like this ride.

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are you me?
I don’t even want to fuck different qts left and right, I just want one qt to love.

Embrace the 2Dpill

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You experienced more of life than I ever will.