How much do I need to bench to wake up in between pic related?

Like putting on chapstick with your finger

Based oldfag

are you a gay

quite the opposite and as much as i am trying to change it, a bit homophobic (Jow Forumss fault)

bout tree fiddy

it feels alright. I was a virgin until I was 22 and was very underwhelmed by sex in general, I never did but I'd honestly just hire a escort if you're too aspie to date just so you have see there's nothing magical about it.

t. had sex with a fat girl.

If sex isn't the most magnificent thing you experience, you're either low t, or it was with an ugly girl

>once it happens you will understand.

been waiting for it since birth my man, more than a quarter century ago

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It was nice, it's just it gets built up by society to be this magical life changing thing and I don't think that's a good way to think about it because afterwards you'll be disappointed, it's not like having sex will fill whatever void makes you need to go on this hell-hole of a site.

>benching in 2018

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or has been whacking it to porn for too long and has become desensitised. if sex feels mediocre to you, then most likely it feels mediocre to the other party. the real problem is when one person becomes convinced that sex IN GENERAL is mediocre, and the other person knows for a fact that it can be a trippy mindblowing experience, but with THIS PERSON the sex is mediocre.

if you haven't fingered a pussy by the age of 18, then you are just a waste of human sperm

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Shut the fuck up nigger

its true, ask your mom if she regrets not swallowing the load that turned into you

>once it happens you will understand.
can't wait

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Like palm-feeding sugar cubes to a horse while smelling a raw herring.

I have two dads

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>once it happens
All jokes aside, I really feel like flying to Brazil or Argentina right now

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Photobomb kek

Why? Women are nasty there. They have dark hair on their pussies and their pussies stink.

I'd go to Brazil if I had the choice of the two for a sex holiday but for what you pay for one hooker, in Thailand you can have three at once

face gains 5*5

about 350

>once it happens you will understand

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the pussy smells absolutely amazing
although I think it might be an acquired smell (and taste)

I have blue eyes, and I am a spaniard (fluent spanish speaker, and can understand Portuguese very well), and I am actually pretty confident with women. I am guaranteed a good time down there
>quality over quantity

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>Not immediately going for the jack hammer

Never gonna make it

i hear brazil has a problem of too much pussy going around. which effectively means only the hot chicks get laid. and the hot ones are FUCKING hot.

if is true, then you can have both quality AND quantity.

>Brazil has a problem of too much pussy going around. which effectively means only the hot chicks get laid
Are you telling me that Brazil has female incels?

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definately

did it at school when i was like 13 then lost my virginity later that year. havent got any pussy since lol

Jesus Christ, sure wish we had that "problem" in the states, instead there's too many men

>means only the hot chicks get laid.
>Brazil
So, all of them?

The South has the goods, the pardos and niggers up north are an issue

yes, the sentence i wrote after that one clearly highlights the irony.

Jokes aside, I'm using baby oil to make by asshole soft like a pussy, just need a real pussy to compare how far along am I...

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No amount of lifting will make up for being a beta. You might as well kill yourself.

Your bait didn't work homo

what bait? you are more homo than me for touching a mans penis

Like sticking your fingers in a warm squash.

BRUH

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Approximately 10 million dollars

Brazil is insane for girls if you are white

>tfw white
>tfw blue eyed

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L-like a-a... bag of sand...

Under fucking rated lmao

I've never understood why some dudes fantasize about lesbians and threesomes, like why would want to be in the middle of your gf fucking another woman, how is that any better than being cucked? Who the fuck would want to be in the middle of two girls making out, you'd just be a third wheel at that point.

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kek

Perhaps I'm just a giant faggot, but fingering a pussy to orgasm is my favorite part of sex.

>take dick out of one vagina
>put it into second vagina
>watch them fondle each other and do whatever the fuck else you like
How are you not getting this?
It's about the journey, not the destination.

>another woman
>being cucked
lmao

You need to bench lmao$10m and squat lmao1mFollowers

They prefer black men over there.

Audibly kek'd

wrong

I like to get to the point right before they orgasm then pull out

I don't think vaginas are that great. Probably makes me a fag. Whatever.

We don't.
We dream about two straight chicks making out for us and getting ready to take our dick.
Not two real deal dykes "shagging".

vags are overrated af but normies are sick fags what do you expect

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It feels like being a man

>hope
>>>cope
>rope

depends on the shape of her mons pubis, but generally it feels like her body was built for your hand. Grabbing it feels like her body was built for you to take, like she's a toy that was custom-made for your pleasure.

inb4 *snap*

i fingered my cousin when we where 14, does that count?

if it's a "she" cousin, I guess..?

I fucked my 14 yr old cousin bro. Easily best sex. Something about incest is just right

k nice
god i wish that was me, she give me handjobs and i fingered her while making out, tons of groping but we got cough while dry humping and we stopped and haven't talk about it since, sometimes when we hugh or she grabs my arm i can feel her very lightly squeeze her tits agains't me but that might be my virginity talking

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