yesterday i went to berghain, i danced around with my short off and in the end i had a threesome with two mid-20 girls.
when they both kneeled down in the darkroom to give me a double blowjob a thought ran through my mind.
> i think i made it.
so. is this the moment when i have to leave Jow Forums for good? don't i belong here anymore or should i still visit an swallow the poison?
i am 5'10 by the way
ITT: things that definitely happened
Why do people keep coming on Jow Forums and pretend they got offered threesomes?
i swear to god this happened
the trick is to date a bisexual women and let her pick up another woman. you can't be unattractive though.
this, and a lot of mdma
That wasn't my question but ok
Yeah leave
Is berghain actually worth going
I like techno
When I was 18 and rail thin (VERY fucking thin) I went to Berghain and had freaky girls approach me every few minutes. I also got felt up by a twink or two and a couple older fags said they could turn me into a gay fetish pornstar.
fat chicks don't count
>German girls
>Making it
user you might as well walk into a brothel at that point
As long as you:
1. Go to shitty nightclubs
2. Take drugs
3. Look moderately attractive or have muscles
You can easily get laid with multiple girls. Of course this isnt worth it at all, firstly you mark yourself as a degenerate who will never have a qt wife and second the drugs will melt your organs and led to a lifetime of issues.
Now THIS is a believable story
Leave bro, this is crab bucket shithole. I'm happy for you. You served your time here, but you must leave now. Thanks for your shitposts, be well.
THANK YOU FIT FOR YOUR COMPASSION. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE NOW.
I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU
THANKS FOR ALL
WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
Do you really feel fulfilled getting your dick sucked? Great life.
>Made it past berghain bouncer
Made it
congrats bro. why should you leave fit? site like any other, kill time, scroll and maybe post
I don’t know about fulfilled but it is awesome.
Thing is; no every single thing one does has to be fulfilling in the way you mean it. Sometime it can just be for simple relaxation and/or letting out some aggression by rodding the back of some chick’s throat, listening to her choke and gag, before you pull it out and hose down her face. Then later you can do yoga while listening to Alan Watts and actually fucking concentrate without your test/tren/anavar stack ruling your every fucking thought.
I had a threesome while being a fat slob, it's really nothing to be proud about
Ya made it.
Who was headlining?
doubt.
Describe bargain inside.
best place in the world.
hedonistic, no.judgemental environment. you can do whatever you want, everybody is on drugs, girls are super beautiful.
nothing for your typical Jow Forumstard though. this is a place for free minds.
sounds degenerate af
Berliner here, it definitely is. Also the people going to Berghain are never above 6-7/10, homeboy probably got two 4s, but was fucked up/on drugs + in total darkness so he couldn't tell
nice one senpai
but that's not too great yet. what you want is a double blowjob without anyone being intoxicated on anything other than hormones.
fuck off nigger. one of them gave me her instagram account. she has more than 100k followers.
i made it and you didn't get in
post cropped pic of chick
But user, ugly people can have lots of instagram followers, just look at casey neistat
no i won't. why aren't you just happy for a fellow user? all these bench presses were finally worth something. fuck your crab in a bucket, homo.