>you have been locked in a cage by king Chaddius in the gladitorial arena
>next to you in the cage is a naked old man with a ripped physique
>chaddius approaches the cage
>chaddius:"good morning user. I hope the establishment is to your likng*snicker* I hope there is no qualm between us
>he extendeds his hand to you
What now? Dubs decide.
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My past threads max out every time. It is fun.
Suck old man's dick
>n-no homo, though
Flex a 'cep
>Slap his hand away
>I'm not locked in here with him
>He's locked in here WITH ME
>Attempt to strike old man
>grab his hand
>Simultaneously falling to my back and throw up a tight triangle choke
>Underhook the leg so there is no threat of getting slammed
>Pull out the knife I've been hiding in my anus
>kill old man
>eat 1.5g protein/lb body weight to save my gains
>You're in a cage clutching a hand trying to perfom a triangle choke
Fucking Mac over here
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Ask the old man to teach me his ways of the swole and old
>look him straight in the eyes
>grab his hand
>he’s impressed by my firm handshake
>Chaddius hires me as CEO of the kingdom
Op here. Im losing my patience
stabs you in the throat?!? fuck off
Bing bang boongle, I suck chaddius' noodle
I kms after being mogged by old man in front of my crush chaddius
Ffs dubs are hard you need 2/3/4/5 for them I super sayan all the shit outta my anus, cleaning it so that old man and chaddius gang bang me
>shake hold mans hand and ask for some wisdom and secrets of gains
>shake old mans hand, but then flex a ‘cep to establish dominance
Take off pants, hit the double bicep pose, ask to see lord chaddius
Piss on chaddius' hand
>"hows that for a qualm fucker? Also I fucked ur wife ahahaha feggit"
>firmly shake chaddius's hand and ask him to set me up against the largest gladiator he has
>turn to face chaddius
>Shake his hand whilst still furiously masterbating with my other hand
>Finish as our eyes lock, releasing my ma hood at his boots
>Grab the old man's ears and start screaming like a madman
>look the old man in the eyes while licking my lips
>How many steaks do you think your made of?
Tell chaddius "checkem"
Suck his dick
Do the Von Zyzz pose and ponder loudly if Chaddius is currently in a state of admiration
>Firmly shake his hand
>Ah chaddius, what a fine morning indeed
>Let meg introduce myself
>My name is Dubbius the Checked
Op next time just ask for a fucking number lmao
Also I grab chaddius hand and shit on it, fuck you bitch no one cages me
Gouge out my own eyes
Next even number post wins. This is taking forever.
Suck both their dicks
>Cut the crap chaddius, where's the girl?
Gouge out both my eyes with their dicks before sucking them both off to completion.
>tfw blind
>tfw covered in cum
>feelsgood
They didn't have gladitorial arenas in the middle ages
>run at the old man
>step on his face and spring board out of the arena
>land in nearby town
>Let me go chaddius, there are no dubs here
>user:"they didnt have gladitorial arenas in the middle ages"
>chaddius pulls back his hand in scorn
>chaddius:"dont want to shake my hand hmmm? No matter. You'll pay in the arena.
>he walks away and the old man behind you starts babbling
>old man:" fresh blood. I like me some fresh blood. "
>he jumps toward you with his balls dangling at least a foot under his cock
What now? Odd number wins. Dubs overrules.
kill myself
kill myself
Reroll
Seconding this
Thank god. Im out
checked
Cut off my ears, nose, and gouge out my eyes. Suck the old man off to completion.
Dubs is 10% probability
Any given number is also 10% probability
Accept ny rape and new life as the prison bitch
>next to you in the cage is a naked old man with a ripped physique
>What now?
give up, you can't win with 30 y.o. boomer strength
He will circle around you, then rip off your balls or stab out your eyes. Or stab you period.
Grappling was a thing back then, you know? Witht he big difference that everyone had a dagger and there were no rules.
>OLD MAN! I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS!
Reroll
Check em
Check this
And I offer to suck dick
tru
I do HMB. I'd be fine.
Cast fist in his face.
dash at the old man and dropkick his nutsack
Oh shit are you going to pennsic?
Honestly dont know if you are trolling.
>pennsic
Thats SCA, its a whole other thing.