>get gf
>no titties, im fine with it
>decent ass
>she weighs 100lbs
should I get her doing squats to make the ass flair up? any suggestions for shit? She's down to do whatever I want as long as it works and doesnt waste her time
pic not related, but it is the ideal ass for me
>posting about your gf on fit...
Might as well dump her before she dumps you for being an insecure faggot
>no titties, im fine with it
You can always tell when someone’s definitely fine with something and not bothered by it because they’ll take the time to tell you about it.
she wont dump me. every night before she falls asleep i put a nicotine patch on her and take it off before she wakes up. life without me is hell for her
r u fucking serious
MODS
Starting strength
yes i am serious
also
>check em
based
you have serious problems
>as long as it works and doesn't waste her time
this is women speak for you have 2 days
GL
Pretty sure you just checked a lot of marks to be a sociopaths. Break up with her already
Oldest trick in the book
That and the ol' nicotine gum with regular gum switcheroo
>>>>>>>>>>>summer is here
>see this as I'm scrolling
Yep. This is the thread I wanna jump in.
Witnessed
that's clever, I'd personally just do the nicotine gum thing, I'd be too worried that she'd wake up before me for some reason and find out
You fucking faggot you stole that from a screenshot. Someone post it before the redditors give him a trillion replies.
lot of newfags ITT
It's those stupid Jow Forums top 10's they keep posting on youtube. They just don't stop coming. They just don't lurk.
read
that is where i got it from originally
That's a good idea actually
Damn. If this actually happened then this dude is a mastermind.
SHINE! NEWFAGGARU!
they're all the same redditor, they make a fake thread and then reply to it a bunch of times themselves and post it on reddit for upvotes.
Your time is up, oldfag! It is a new era! Now is the time of the newfags!
Only a redditor would know that, leave and don't come back
Or, 5chins has become so much like leddit that there are literally pleddit screenshots of Jow Forums4chin posted here
If that's the case then we should just ban the redditors it can't be that hard
It takes mods multiple hours to remove a fully nude photo off a blue board that sits on the front page for its whole life.
shit will never happen
women are a fucking meme.
Oh fit
yup
Ok brainlet here. I dont get it. Can someone explain?
nicotine is addictive, she gets that addiction through association with being with him
she cant leave because she has an associated addiction with him
its a meme from another post
Fuck im going to do that when i get a gf
like giving your dog a treat when he does what you say
put me in le epic screenshot. I LOVE MY INTERENET FRANS! XD
Would this actually work if I tried it?
>being this new
based
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
Could you imagine haha
But would you lol
>what now!?
always makes me chuckle
What the fuck
Based... Oh and what's this? Seems redpilled as well.
>all these people that don’t recognize this meme
Good one OP
IM TIRED OF STUPID DYELS DRAGHING THEIR GIRLS TO THE GYM AND SETTING THEM UP ON THE FUCKING MACHINES OR BENCH PRESS WITH ZERO FUCKING WEIGHT ON IT. GOD DAMN IT YOU WILL NEVER TURN YOUR CHICK INTO AN INSTATHOT. IT MUST COME FROM WITHIN TTTTHHHHHEEEEMMMMM.
ALL YOU FAGS TRYING TO PUSH YOUR GF TO GO LIFT WITH YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME AND MISSING OUT ON YOUR OWN GAINS.
YOU ARE BETTER OFF TRADING UP THAN TRYING TO SUPE UP THAT RUN DOWN GILAPIE.
YOURE A FUCKING BETA IF YOU MAKE YPUR GIRL LIFT.
THIS GIYS A FAG AND I WISH I COULD TAKE THE 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE BACK WHERE I READ HIS POST AND ALSO WROTE THIS REPLY to it
Well shit I feel old now
Based Jow Forumsizen. Fuck, at my gym at 2 PM a couple walks in and hogs the bench forever, the girl doesn't even like the bench and she doesn't have any weight like god damn stop it and just let others who actually want to lift do it.
Fucking old pasta
Whats her ethnicity? Does she do cardio?
thank you. why do they put them on the bench anyway? are they that fucking brazen with how unsatisifed they are with their busts? get them on lowsr body if anything damn. maybe tricep, trap, lower back shit. also your gym needs more benches. i recommend dumbbells on the incline.
one more thing, why am I always witnessing PDA's from these people? I know theres an ulterior motivation to it. insecurity from the intensity going on around their zone of inhibition?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Better exercises than squats for dat ass but sure do whatever user
I remember a thread 10 years or so on /b/ with a post like this
>t. basedsniffer literally SEETHING that he got called out for his newfaggotry
Im surprised nobody has called you a boomer yet for educating others on some cold copy pasta.
>hur dur that alpha as fuck boomer mfw no gf lecepic reddit memes
Trucrypt has made more gains than this board.
/thread
lmfao
YOU'VE MADE IT user
google "Strong Curves"
it's like Starting Strength for dat ass
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm