Women

>you can still learn to be friendly and chat people up
>putting yourself in enough social situations
please elaborate and give some examples

>Physical and Mental Health

Having sex is beneficial for physical and mental health. So you can go fuck yourself you incel faggot.

You think Jow Forums is any better.

How many thousands of other guys are out there sleeping around. It's like you mongs just repeat the same cycle over and over.

Sleeping with girls adds nothing to your life. You will only feel empty without any meaningful relationships. You were lied to that screwing chicks fulfills you. That's not what makes a man a man. A man does what is right and says screw the falsehood.

Some of you folks should consider growing up. It's like you never graduated high school. It's a shame.

No u fuk off fagot

>putting yourself in enough social situations eventually you can read the cues about whether you should make a move and ask them out or something
If a girl repeatedly looks at me and even turns around it's a cue I guess. But I don't know what to do next.

>It's literally like going to the gym, you start with small weights and train yourself to hit bigger weights. It doesn't come without time and training.
Good advice. I feel like I'm standing infront of a 400lbs bar and am to afraid to lift it up.

At this point I don't care. Women are a meme and everyone I know is always stressed out with his girlfriend but whatever. I just want some female affection, I don't care if it's short term only.

It goess well to the point where we do small talks. How do I advance and make a move though? Get touchy?

Not dressing like shit helps a ton.

People like you helped ruin this board.

I shall transcend this debauchery. Deuces.

>What is the secret?
Tinder and practice gfs

Also a 20 year old virgin here, I'm pretty much exactly like how OP described himself.

I have 10 months till I turn 21, if I don't have sex before then, I'm going to an hero.

>tfw just turned 22 virgin
you won't do it

Where do you live?

I'm gonna be honest with you user, girls suck, your gonna be way happier single unless you find the perfect diamond in the rough girl, all they do is nag, bitch, and goblin your gains

However

>Have 5 yr old daughter and dog
>Constantly going to park with one or other other
>Hit up single moms or girls wanting to pet my dog
>Get number
>Go on date
>Realize their batshit crazy or boring as shit
>Maybe sexors
>Repeat, trying to fill a void in my life by filling others holes

Maybe a playful push on the shoulder or something. If she doesn't seem bothered by a small touch shes open to more, or a date. Say something like: "I was going to see X movie, it'd be cool if you came with!"
youtu.be/0OJGAWLHLBM

there is no secret. you asking for "the secret" is like a fat person asking what "the secret" to losing weight is. (hint: the secret is to fucking eat less.)

Yes I will faggot, I'm not a pussy like you.

I have the perfect girl for my personality, she can be depressing sometimes & isn't a 10, but there's no way I could possibly find a better person for me. I almost left her for some hotter pussy. Don't make that mistake heheh

>I'm too afraid to chase girls but I swear I'll kill myself!
if you weren't a pussy you'd have a gf, user

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it's no big deal really
i'm 20, a manlet, dress like an edgelord, not a really pretty face, shitty beard and long curly hair and i'm autistic as fuck and i still get chicks

i wish i knew what the fuck i do so i could tell you

>I know its not my looks
Heh....

Be charming, but not creepy.
Be helpful, but not an orbiter.
Show interrest, but not obsess.
Be confident, but not a douche.

When it comes down to it, it's all about your charisma and personallity.

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>What is the secret?
Speaking to them. Try working a service job where you have to interact with attractive women just like any other customer. It'll do wonders for your social life.

Step 1: be aware that women are people.
Step 2: no, seriously.
Step 3: talk to them like they're people, not like they're a prize you win at a fun fair

Alternative: become Elliot Rodger and kys

>If a girl repeatedly looks at me and even turns around it's a cue I guess. But I don't know what to do next.
It's not like she's a lion you have to down with a spear, Jesus fucking christ. It's not like she's about to kill herself and you have to talk her down from a ledge. Have you tried small talk?

"Looking goof tonight ladies"

Then walk away

Not looking at them like they're your onahole or a liver box helps. Do you have any awareness that women are human? At all? How about waiting for them to get touchy? If you're actually fit, women will want to touch you all the time, unless your creeper vibes are off the charts.

>I've read stuff like theredpill and PUA crap and it helped

You're beyond helping if you consider that to be legitimate advice on how to make meaningful relationships with women. Just treat them like any other people and you'll eventually make friends with them and develop the confidence to ask one out.

Also, this thread does not belong on Jow Forums, nor have these threads ever been acceptable to post here. Post to in the future.

Jow Forums is unironically a terrible place for advice. Jow Forums, Jow Forums, Jow Forums and sometimes Jow Forums are the only good places for girl advice

/soc/ and Jow Forums is literally an entirely different website

>Sandbagged multiple years of school
>Am now in classes with girls younger than me
>At the same time i'm automatically more alpha than my male peers because i'm older
I fucking can't wait for next year to start lads.

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What's the age difference?

2-3

Are you black?

>women
>people

stopped reading right there

No, White. Was a neet, but grew out of it.

post body faggot

>People like you helped ruin this board.
You're right, but that happened 6 years ago. No use crying over it now

What to do next? So listen good pussy, yes you are now a pussy.
You look good, you have a nice Body.
You approach tham, you look them in the eyes, one eye, you ask her Name, you tell her your Name, then you kiss her.
Simple as that. If you are good looking and have a good Body, you will have only few rejections.
If you try to kiss fat Girls, you will succed every single time.

since Jow Forums exist they are virgins that ask advice to fuck Girls...
There aree plenty of Fitness Forums out there for you faggot.
Just move on, really we dont want you here.

bye

no mate, this is no good advice, they are way below men. Talk to them like they are Little Boys or something, Someone that Needs to be leaded. Dont be afraid to touch, kiss, fuck them

stop giving a fuck about other people, just be happy in your own skin, and then the women come.

This. If you want advice about girls, go somewhere with literally no girls.
I learned that back in school when chicks told me how I should behave to get more attractive but were falling for the exact opposite.

> inb4: Yes I know I was an idiot!!!

why is she wearing those shorts in public
why is the other bitch grabbing her ass like that
fucking degenerates

i really should have just kept flunking highschool

it's the best

Women are worthless. Buy a sex doll.

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This, girls don't know what they want.
They say they want a "successful, hard working man" but end up fucking drug addicts and criminals.

"looking food tonight ladies"
and then eat their liver with a side of fava beans

every fucking time.

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>manlet
Stopped reading there

okay lad listen I have some time to kill so I'm gonna tell you a few things.

Firstly, the sex for a woman is all in her brain. It does not matter that much if you actually have sex for 10 minutes but the build-up is what is important.

Okay, so, considering you are not a complete autist, you can pick up social cues and can see if a girl is interested in you. This should not be hard to do. Be playful, relaxed, confident and smell good. After finding the girl you know almost certainly wants the dick, you switch her around. You go the bar for a drink, you need to get a pizza, you can't find the lighter, it does not matter. You have to get her isolated somehow through a story.

After you get her alone, you talk for a few more minutes/moments and when the silene settles in, you let it go for a bit longer and then you kiss her.

The kiss is very important. This is the make or break moment for her if she will have sex with you or not, more or less. So, the kiss is supposed to be like a flower. Delicate and shy at first and passionate and emotional at the end. A lot of girls or guys only twirl their tongues around which is a huge turn off to anyone that's been kissed more than once.

Do not overthink the kiss. It's better that you go after it and get rejected than to waste an opportunity to fill up that sweet pussy with your man juice.

So, you have to test the waters first with just the lip kissing. The lips touch, they touch again and then you slip her a bit of tongue. A bit. Not the whole thing down her throat. After this, you get in closer, you take her and you hug her a bit/pull her towards you and touch her neck with hand, the other can hold her chin up or just rests on her leg. The kiss should get from the intital shy stage to the fiery I have to have you stage but keep it cool. Keep it cool my man.

After a few minutes of making out, you tell her, You wanna go back to my place? or something along the lines. If she didnt flake on you before, she wont

step 2
If you really have to piss before having sex, take the piss and perform a gentlemans wash in the sink. You come back and start kissing and undressing her, taking you time. You take almost everything off but the bra and the panties. You go down and you kiss her neck, her belly, her hips, inner side of thighs etc. You go down to the panties and lightly lick her pussy through the fabric. Do this a few times and then slowly go towards the pussy again, you do not lick it directly but the outer lips at first. Slowly, you go to the clit and putting more pressure with your mouth and tongue on the pussy. This part of the foreplay is really important because of the build up. After she is wet, take the panties aside and just go for the naked clit that should be a bit hard by now. If she starts moaning and pushing her hips back and forth you are on the right track.

Insert the benis in vagene slowly. This is not a race, it is not a porno. It is just you and her and you will take your time to do with her what you envisioned. Lick her titties, kiss her neck, scratch her ass to get the blood flowing. Tell her that she's a good girl. Do not talk to her as if she is a piece of meat though, do no degrade with bitch, slut, hoe etc. This should be pretty obvious.

Anyways, the sex part should be spicy and good from here on out if you did what I said, more or less. Everything written here is pretty much made up on the fly but remember: try to go slower instead of going faster, no woman wants a 2 minute rabbit in bed. Use your fingers, change positions. If you feel like you will nut soon, you can just tell her to stop for a bit, it's not shame in it. Or just tell her that she should go on top or whatever. Lick the titties, maybe some really light choking but this is optional, go for the neck but jut very gently grip it. Almost no force on it. Slap her ass.

As far as lasting longer goes, there are a lot of ways. One is jerking of two or three times before (cont)

step 3

One of the ways is jerking of two or three times before actually having sex but this is not always the case. I can not stress this enough: breathing and flexing the core. Try to control your breathing in everyday life, try to notice the changes in airflow and wh you breathe the way you do at certain times and others. When having sex, when exercising, do not let yourself to breathe through the mouth. This makes more blood circulate and you start go get lost in the euphoric feeling of being inside a chick. Breathe through your nose, breathe slow.

Flexing the core is also a huge part of lasting longer: you do not flex the core. I dont know how, but the core muscles are somehow entwined with the dick. It makes you cum a lot faster if you flex your abs while jerking off, try it if you want. So, try to master your breathing and to not flex your core.

There are other ways of achieving multiple female orgasms everytime you have sex but are a bit more advanced. But these few things, the build up before the act of sex, the breathing, the relaxed core should already set you pretty high in the 'can that guy fuck good' scale. Now we go on to the next step: Actually training your dick to last longer in bed.

First of, do kegel excercises. They strengthen the pelvic muscle and the entire crotch region. Do them while sitting behind a pc, on the bus, etc. It doesn't matter, just do them. This is pretty important because it somehow strengthens the amount of control you can excercise on your penis, don't know how to put it otherwise. They are beneficial no matter how you turn it. Second, while you are pissing, try to completely block off your piss stream mid-stream. This helps to train the muscles that actually prevent ejacutalion, don't know how to explain it to be frank. Try this for a few days and jerk off and you will see your jizz shoot out of your dick and go a lot further than you would expect. (cont)

>Women are a meme.

Kek, change that attitude first friend.

step 4

Try to master your dick through mental control. This one is tricky and you are bound to fail at some point but still, I think that all these things combined make a big difference. I'm not talking about thinking about gore when having sex but instead of thinking oh my god this feels so good, you try to silence your mind and focus on pleasing her first. This should be the rule in any sexual experience imo.

Also, there are different techniques while jerking off that help you control your dick. When you are coming to the edge of your nut, try to push piss out of your dick. This all sounds weird but if you do this, literally try to force piss through your dick while close to nutting, the expansion of this canal or whatever diminishes the space your cum canal has and thus lessens the effect of you wanting to nut. Try it while jerking off and you will see that with proper breathing, not flexing the core, the excercise for stopping piss mid stream(you dont do this one while jerking off but while pissing obviously) and this last one, you can last much much longer than you could before.

And last but not least, this is not a set of commands and excercises but more like a guideline. Try some stuff and see what works for you, don't overthink sex. What works for me might not work for others and vice versa. Some girls really like choking, some dont, some want to suck dick and some dont etc.

If anyone wants to know something else, I'll answer, even the trolls. Hope this helps lads. Use your head and all of your senses while having sex and you will rock her world

>Screw off

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Oh user... I hope you're a woman

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Fuck off.

Mental Jow Forumsness is a thing.

Just imagine she is a guy.

>>>r/normiescum
>>>r/normiecunts
>>>r/cucks4ever

>debauchery
faggot

The secret is to talk to them.
Most women are insecure and boring. If you dont talk, nobody will.

Hahahahahhahahahahhah

About what though? It doesn't really matter right?

I feel exactly the same way. Go make beautiful white children for the motherland instead

I wish Jow Forums and Jow Forums would leave. For the last time, a nice body does fuckall if you’re still cripplingly autistic. The deeper you are into your delusions from your homeboards, the more “off” you become compared to normal people without even being aware of it, because self-awareness is a skill you retards have long since lost.

I quit almost every Jow Forums board for a little over a year and got my first gf during that period. Probably going to quit again, since it seems like all the cancer I didn’t like has not only multiplied but taken over boards like this one.

You need a social life. Only fucking weirdos actually do that PUA shit with random girls they don't know, going out to bars and clubs alone and shit, or approaching women on the street. It's not going to happen because (hopefully) you're not a freak like them.

When you have a social life you'll get used to actually talking to people and it won't be a big deal to talk to girls. When you have no social life you become a recluse and lose all social practice and confidence. I've done both, currently in the latter. If you're good looking and have an active social life then it's fucking easy to get laid. If you have no social life then it's basically impossible.

women will talk about anything to the point where you will want them to shut up and stop talking about every single goddamn thing

>Most women aren't even worth spending much time with unless they're Christian.
Christian? you cant be serious

fuck off you theological fuckwit

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Just be yourself, bro :-)

Weird as it might seem to you it's not that hard to get lad by approaching random hot girls, it's really not
You probably have to be tall and not intimidated by the fact that they have a goalie though

This

*snap*

>Jow Forums, Jow Forums, Jow Forums and sometimes Jow Forums are the only good places for girl advice
>Jow Forums, /biz, Jow Forums
>getting advice on women from LITERAL khvs

lmfao

yeah i agree. sucks living in the south where 90% of girls are annoying christians.

so if I say I'm not into that shit I automatically cockblocked myself so I just kinda go along with it lol

>fuck off you theological fuckwit
This is such a cringe insult, theological isn’t even a pejorative term

Bullshit, Connor Murphy has no social skills and everyone thinks he's cringe but girls admit they just like him for his body and most of them want his dick

>At the same time i'm automatically more alpha than my male peers because i'm older

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this

Christian means gullible. She says she has a boyfriend, say you just want to be friends. Sweet talk her, take her somewhere secluded like your place or the park and whip out your fat cock. And bam, you're in

So I have a kid in my lawl skool that is straight up on the spectrum. Even if he got a zyzz physique odds would be good that he still wouldn't get laid. Just the erratic movements and diarrhea mouth are enough to turn anyone off. If you fucks are like this, then that's why you're not getting laid.

And before someone gets butthurt about this (probably a boomer), come on, even if you're a smart delusional christian, let's not pretend that the average one is smart

No, forreal tho.

Fuck off you theological nitwit

it doesn't need to be pejorative to get across it's meaning, I think you're probably splitting hairs my dude

>believing in God makes you delusional or unintelligent
brainlet atheist

Cringe

Believing the bible or christianity does. One of every species fit on a boat? Everything important happened in the Middle East with some jews? Earth is 6000 years old? Come on

Lliterally too much work
If they're automatically not dtf then its not worth it

But theological means a specific subset of religiousness that would imply higher intelligence than the average Jow Forumsizen