ITT: Why we lift

I fucking hate this self congratulatory photo op bullshit.

I lift for my people and to secure a future for white children, with those german brothers as guides.

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that doesn't sound healthy

So I can look like ottermode, pic related
>Attractive to both women and men (bi)
>Most aesthetic mode
>Most importantly, attractive to me

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all the people in pic related (with the exception of Adolf) died on may 1st.

It isn't but its better than being a NEET and wallowing in my own self pity at least with this I can maybe have to focus on and achieve it no matter how impossible it may be

So I can beat and rape the shit out of anyone in my way if I chose to do so.
Not even joking. Just knowing that I'm in better shape and am stronger than most people gives me motivation to keep on lifting. Literally do not care what thots think about me or other meatheads.
>inb4 edge

I lift so one day I can be half the man he was. He had the best gainz possible. Freedom gainz.

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Wrong President my boy Abe beating the shit out of everyone and getting into the wrestling Hall of Fame

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Another based president. As well.

One day I'll find my tall amazonian qt

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because it's fun. you start the day excited that it's another day at the gym, during your 2 hours at the gym you get big and look your best, once done and feeling exhausted you eat a large meal and go to sleep and do it all over again, except Sunday, which is God's day and therefore your only rest day.

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Dw bro, I do the same thing with my Ex and a chick who denied me back in High School. Jokes on them they help me get my last reps in. Everyone needs their motivation.

I lift to win tickets at the carnival games and impress circus bitches

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hit her up senpai
at least she looks like she smells good.

i-is that poop on her shorts?

Yes user. Girls poop from their lower back and it seeps down their buttcrack.

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Lifting taught me and continues to make me take better care of myself
Back then I could get by fine on 3 hours of sleep and caffeine and eating like shit everyday, but that became unacceptable when I started lifting

>WHOOP WHOOP

I'm talking about this you asswipe

(huh. 'asswipe'. heheheh)

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I'm talking about this you asswipe

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if thats her in your pic,
you better be trying to slide in her dm's

that, or link her insta/snap etc

there is literally nothing there you mongoloid

adjust your monitor dipshit

no matter how hard you work, how many hours you put in, how many thousands of pounds and hundreds of miles you run, you will never truly be attractive to yourself.

For the Emperor

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Now I lift for the dog too

I want a Asian mommy gf

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I want to inspire others by becoming a personal trainer one day. Helping others is the name of the game. On top of that, I want to build my own dream gym someday. Furthermore, I'm striving to achieve a physique that has a blend of the ripped physique of Bruce Lee with the size of Christian Bale in Batman Begins.

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I lift because when I don't my depression takes over and makes me want to kill myself

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For my health and because I've never been in a low bodyfat state. I've never seen real definition on my body. I'd like to look in the mirror one day and go "damn"
I'd like to lay on my side and not have a slab of flab roll over. I'd like to get rid of my man tits and puffy nips.

*snniiiiiiiiiiiiff*

To prove everyone wrong.

Been there, done that. I was 18 and she was 42 and a surgeon. Paid for my Uni but my grades were terrible because she wanted me to spend all my free time with her whenever she wasn’t working.

What the fuck? This sounds fucking awesome.

very cute

> things that never happened

Because there's no reason not to
It's an advantageous hobby that I enjoy and need

I've always found myself more attractive than I truly am.

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Not if I do it first!

i lift for yunyun

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itt: things that will never happen

Hello me

Exactly the reason you should lift for

I do it for him.

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Different user. I see it just barely, but the tint on the shorts is slightly brownish. I get what is saying. I ain't sayin it's right, I'm just saying that I get what he's looking at.

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Jesus Christ, my ...awesome stroke, fuck, I'll never laugh again, I burst my laughing machine.

This raccoon should be the president, I would literally follow him through the gates of hell, as long as he rolls.

Every meeting of world leaders, you just let this raccoon roll and every delegate of any country can come to just one conclusion: This raccoon knows what's he doing, we need to follow.

Fuck, I'm happy now.

NEYMAAAAAR

for her and because It is time consuming
based and redpilled

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for the secreta

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based Lain poster

It's probably dried blood

for wholesome mulattos

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Sounds like you get/got bullied a lot

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well hello there
general depression

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based my boy
>stabil mein kind

this is the best reason desuu
I know pic related is fake, they're actually all shorter, but girl on the left at 6'2" is qtp'2d

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Myself.

*snap*

Unfortunately it will.
Israel has already destabilized and taken control of all governments of those countries in the greater Israel plan with the exception of Syria.
Then again, there's no killing based Assad.

To be healthy af

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SAME. EPIC THIS

This

I lift for them.

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the only good reason

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1 > 4 >> 3 >2

I lift because I like the attention I get. I was never popular at school due to being Lanklet as fuck, but now everyone wants to be my friend. I refuse to hang out with thots and assholes though, they get confused when I’d rather go hang with the chill guy from work at cinema than go to a bar with them.

>tfw they treat him the same way they treated me in school
>tfw ruby rose looking colleague wants the D desperately but I’m loyal to my gf

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based wojack poster

>t.

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you heard it here first folks, ottermode is literally for faggots

you sound really fucking retarded

I lift because if I'm going to be poor and alone, I'm going to be poor, alone, and fit.

Are you the same user who posted about the thicc ruby rose?

Cheat on your gf lad

this is my waifu.
All I want is a single blowjob.
I will make it happen.

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people that lift for women are not real lifters and will never go far in the pursuit of crushing strength.

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For Il Duce who was fit into his 50s

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youre so fucking corny

Based

To dull the pain

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>jesus
>america
>freedom
>waifus
>kqts

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