I turn 31 today, fellow boomers. This sips for you
/boomer/ general
Grayson Jenkins
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Colton Morgan
>chipped middle school nail polish
Sebastian Morales
>> 31
It only gets worse from here user
Asher Gonzalez
boomer is a ded meme
Jason Barnes
What if that boomer meme was just a marketing strategy by monster?
Jose Stewart
2018? Well THAT was a year.
*cracks*
*sips*
Leo Cox
Actually things are just getting fun for me.
>House owned outright
>4k a month tax free
>Driving new 2016 miata & 2012 charger
>No male succubus stealing my gains
Life is pretty good desu
Ethan Turner
>drinking the devil's nectar
Jayden Kelly
Male succubus is called an incubus frein
Joseph Barnes
>just moved into my new house today
>got a date with a sexy milf l8er
Boomer life is best life
Thomas Miller
>Caring THAT much about your apperance. Don't worry, user. Boomerdom will come for you one day too :) Then you'll only worry about what makes you happy
Jaxson Parker
Is this a meme or do you guys actually like the taste of this drink?
I bought one a few days ago after seeing it shilled on here for ages, and it was without a doubt one of the foulest things I've ever tasted.
It reminds me of the cough medicine my parents used to give me when I was a baby. I literally couldn't stomach more than a couple of /sips/ before pouring the rest down the drain.
In conclusion, coffee 4 life, now shhhhhhhhh sweetie.
Thomas Fisher
>t. 30 yo zoomer
Isaac Cook
KEK. Sorry you got shit taste, user. Must be a millennial. Bet you like sitting in a coffee shop too huh?
(nah im jk. dont get triggered)
Brandon White
pls be a regular sized house and a qt giantess
Henry Jackson
>single 31yo female with sausage fingers
lmao @ your life
Justin Parker
>4k a month tax free
I could be your boyfriend you know?
Asher Phillips
I can DL way more than you sweetie.
lmao @ your life
Isaac Cruz
>4k tax free
3k from VA 100% rating
200 from food stamps
800 from SSI
I bet money I'm right
Benjamin Parker
I didn't understood anything of that
europoor here, you can have an exotic mediterranean boyfriend for almost free
Jace Collins
Stop placing their product next to boomer memes. Everybody knows that beer is where we are at.
Andrew Long
>I have these material possessions so life is good
OH NO NO NO
Dominic Thomas
Yep!
-Written from my i7 8700K, 1080Ti computer
Isaac Watson
What the hell is "middle school nail polish"?
Jonathan Hill
I'd like to know too considering I use OPI which is one of the best brands you can get
Isaiah Barnes
post pic of boomer body OP
Tyler Nelson
>single 31yo female with sausage fingers trying to be “one of the guys” on Jow Forums
*snap*
Gavin White
It means "she" is on military disability. "She" is also on federal disability and food stamps, so she's a triple welfare queen.
David Cooper
>that 12 year old boomer that watches pewdiepie
Aiden Howard
Imagine thinking that 4k a month is a lot of money
Jaxson Bennett
Shhh!
Brody Allen
Deadlifting 1xBW isn’t impressive
Dominic Allen
>tfw started working out at 23
I'll literally start looking good when I'll be that 30 year old in the gym meme
Daniel Reed
uhg, well ,then the deal is off
she's probably a tranny too
Carson Reyes
It's my birthday to OP. Just turned 27 and getting ready to lift extra heavy today.
Adrian Foster
It is when you dont have to work for it.
Xavier White
Alexander Jenkins
>have 31 years to learn how to polish nails
>only have THAT to show for it
Yikes. Happy birthday and good luck with the wall.
Sebastian Taylor
women belong in the oven
Charles Bennett
/Sip/ general and /sip/boys threads have been around for a long time buddy
Dominic Fisher
>male succubus
How did you get a 4K/month job without an education?
Anthony Rogers
For me it's mostly because I've been addicted to energy drinks since I was like 8 and have been drinking them non-stop for the past 16 years.
Got bored of the taste ages ago but cafeine is addictive.
The ultra zero has a milder taste and doesn't hurt my tummy.
Noah Jenkins
Hope you've got your mower ready, OP. That lawn ain't gonna mow itself
Daniel Hughes
I fucking hate this faggot. When will he stop ruining memes?
Ayden Moore
>hey guys, I'm a "female" and I'm doing the memes, give me attention
Ian Parker
Probably has to due more with the fact that it looks like a 5 years old trisomic kid painted your nails. You're not fooling anyone Cosmo.
Isaiah Ward
>6 months till I become a boomer
Xavier Hughes
Is it sad that I saw Tummy I prepared for a tendy post user
Juan Edwards
Zachary Morris
Same bro, feels bad man
Jonathan Davis
>30 in 4 weeks
>House in the suburbs
>Wife and 2 kids
>Home gym masterace
>Career in Engineering
>Unironicly drink /sips/ regularly
>All set for peak Boomerdom
I've made it lads.
Godspeed zoomers, look after each other.
Noah Martin
>new 2016 miata
>new
Landon Butler
34 boomer here.
been sippin on some bang lately. good shit.
Logan Walker
Holy fuck this, don't paint your nails st all but especially don't out on some 'pretty' fluorescent pink fag shit that only 6 year olds are impressed with and then chip away at it by biting your nails like a fucking preteen. Hope the paint poisons you you waste of air
Levi Ward
>cuckffee drinker
Cringe
John Carter
When you stop caring b-atch.
Oliver Ramirez
>tfw 12 years away from boomerdom.
Connor Clark
>don't paint your nails st all
Why not?
Nolan Turner
>fluorescent tacky colours
>applied over whole nail with shaky hand
>left on for weeks and chipping like hell
You could spend 100 usd on your damed polish, if you apply it like a kid you will look like a kid
Justin Hernandez
Pewdiepie lifts more than you faggot
Cameron Lopez
>shitting on our lord and savior pewds
never gonna make it
Isaac Perez
>hate him because he ruins memes
Fuck you and the memes you like, glad he destroys that shit
Daniel Collins
L O N D O N
Dylan Long
he does it on purpose because he knows he pisses people off
Hudson Cox
How do you hold the can with your foot?
Jonathan Wood
step aside old coot
Jace Russell
>fake
chicks can’t own houses silly
James Howard
absolute zoomerpost
Gabriel Hughes
Is 4k/month alot? Sounds absolutely poverty tier, but I live in San Francisco.
>mfw I paid 4.5k in TAXES last month