Princess-Edition
Fph
Jonathan Ramirez
Ryan Cook
Dominic Smith
Isaiah Sanchez
Zachary Allen
Juan Smith
>I am looking for a hot man, possibly a model, who makes AT LEAST six figures
Holy shit I knew fat people were delusional but this is too much
Carter Garcia
What's this??
I can't imagine what that looks like.
I'm imagining those collars from football shoulder pads but made out of fat.
Brayden Thompson
>manlets will never know the pleasure of a Plus Sized Princess
When will they learn?
James Reed
Jack Nelson
Jackson Sanders
The day Belle met a real Beast
Grayson Ward
The body was laying down on it's back
Henry Lopez
>this princess wears running shoes
Cooper Murphy
fat people xrays makes their fat shoulders and backs look like pauldrons
Kayden King
>fairly successful
>has a job and pays bills
Is this the fucking standard of success to someone? $10 says she's a receptionist.
Parker Ramirez
Gavin Gray
The funny thing is that NYC sanitation workers get paid a lot more than you'd think, I remember reading an article over the winter of a pair of garbage workers that made 6 figures when you factored in their overtime.
Xavier Phillips
Joseph Reed
>that forehead hump
Christ
Thomas Allen
Oliver Long
>Caloric content
>Caloric content
>Summer is coming
>They're really just saying things
>Informing people of facts is offensive
Adam Richardson
Colton Edwards
>Informing people of facts is offensive
Welcome to the modern day, friend.
Hudson Miller
Hudson Ross
Julian Russell
I remember informing my sister that her 'coffee' drink was 400+ calories and had double the recommended amount of sugar by WHO in the drink alone. That did not go over well, which is funny because we were buying groceries and talking about all the healthy foods we bought
Nathan Campbell
Luis Russell
Anyone got that screencap of Google being forced to get rid of their 'calories lost while walking' app because it was fatphobic?
Logan Gomez
>Spend 5 minutes at the gym
>"Can't lose weight, muh genetics"
>50,000 Likes, 100,000 Retweets
Nathan Reed
she isn't even fat
William Gonzalez
Andrew Rogers
Enjoy the OC
Jackson Fisher
Isaac Cox
kek
Matthew Reed
I don’t get it. Did they meet? Is the fat guy calling some other guy fat?
Cooper Ortiz
Gotta love /v/ at times.
Nicholas Gonzalez
are you blind
Josiah Moore
Connor Gutierrez
The absolute state of potatoes
Mason Howard
Ian Wood
she has big thighs and I wouldn't call her skinny but she's not fat. I think you're missing the point of FPH
Jose Reed
That's actually awesome bulking food. Look at all these proteins and fat.
Caleb Campbell
Caleb Harris
Liam Rogers
american detected
Ian Diaz
This is your brain on America
Blake Wilson
Somebody has high expectations
Christopher Rivera
real thread
Matthew Hughes
there was a picture yesterday in a fph thread about some fat girl who said she didn't believe that dieting worked after she tried a diet for 3 days and just gave up
Nathaniel Ortiz
I'm british and 116lbs
Robert Nelson
>only 5 inches taller than me
Luke Sanders
Jack Perez
Why is /v/ of all places surprised they have fat fucks among them?
Michael Garcia
Based korean pastor
Levi Lewis
But NYC is expensive right?
Nicholas Price
Daniel Barnes
Bullshit.
That woman obviously doesn't run
Ryan Foster
They shouldnt have apologised
Christopher Walker
Andrew Rodriguez
>he like everything else, but my looks, which I cannot control
That's literally the only thing you can control about yourself.
Gavin Campbell
I doubt she could even follow my daily cardio routine even once.
Samuel Moore
There is literally no way this is accurate unless they just replaced the potato flesh with fucking butter.
Michael Stewart
Jayden Sanchez
Is this the one that died last year?
Cooper Martinez
Oliver Brown
Fuck Milo.
Anti American piece of shit.
Jeremiah Smith
Google embrace that shit, read up on james damore being fired.
Henry Hall
Tumblr is a bigger cancer to the internet then Jow Forums is
That's saying alot
Gabriel Morris
Thomas Lopez
I picked up a tinder chick this weekend. All she had was a face pic, but I managed to find her facebook because the dumbass put her full name on tinder. She looked thin, androgynous and cute in her FB pics. I picked her up and this bitch was 50lbs heavier. We hung out for a while, went swimming. I was trying to find an escape route. She commended me on not trying to fuck her right away. A little later I just came out and told her I wasn't interested.. She had this horrified shocked look on her face. "this.. this has never happened to me before" It was an awkward 25 min drive back to her place. Really regret not just peeling out and leaving when she came to my car
David Robinson
I'm so hungry right now
Xavier Cooper
yarp
Luis Lopez
look mom that's the photo I made yesterday woooo
Austin Miller
what kind of person posts this on craigslist? Literally 0 self awareness
Connor Jones
Lol. The cake flasher.
David King
Levi Morales
Jacob Adams
Brody Bailey
>going to church to meet chicks
That was his first mistake
James Foster
>“We’ll”
You and your imaginary tumblr army?
Aiden Lopez
It hurts to see weak willed people
Christopher Hall
Nah, they're just different types of cancer
Isaac Anderson
Jacob Allen
I hate the fact that clothes are more and more cut for obese people, even in smaller siezes and sports clothing.
I can fit my fist with room to spare between my waist and my jeans, but my quads are skintight, and I'm not even doing that much for my quads.
Same goes for T-shirts, either as wide as a tent or too short
Justin Garcia
nice
Elijah Foster
Bentley Anderson
He does less harm than the fat acceptance movement
Carter Long
You have to buy mid-range designer brands. They are still tailored for fit people. Hilfiger and Armani jeans fit me perfectly.
Christian Hall
It's so funny when 25 year old women have the upper bodies of 60 year old dads. That's the exact moment where the self-hatred should really kick in. It's incredibly fascinating how it usually doesn't.
Austin Barnes
>zumba instructor
That's a lie. She ate the original instructor and stole the jacket.
Ian Green
>be me, have a thing for alt/punk girls at the time
>Have v8 Monte Carlo is, red new motor
>Very very recognizable car
>Qt3.14 goth girl starts hitting me up on Myspace(oldfag)
>Let's hangout
>Proceed to pick her up in my Monte Carlo
>Drive be the location to pick her up, literal land whale beached on a bench
>Huge
>Goth attire
>Go back home
>Phone begins blowing up
>REEEEEEEEE I KNOW YOU SAW ME IN DAT DAYUM MONTE CARLO!!!!
>YOU DITCHED ME1111!!1!1!1
>MFW looked nothing like her pics
>Shit talked me for like a year on myspace
Angel Wood
You did nothing wrong
Ayden Johnson
good job user here's a (you) for your trouble
Connor Rodriguez
Literal brainlet on the fatty
Nathan Sanchez
>Dark red oily substance pouring out of your asshole
Does being fat give you super-piles or something? That's some horror story shit right there.
Benjamin Hernandez
this could be eye-opening but there are too many medical terms. if they turned it into a public awareness ad it could open some eyes
Jason Mitchell
looks like a trannie
Owen Ross
>we have enough resources and equipment to deal with obese patients
Mason Reyes
LITERALLY how is this possible
Luke Bell
> stumble into here on the way to /fat/
> oh
> oh god
> OH DEAR GOD WHY
*skips /fat/ straight to /fast/*