Daily reminder that if your eye area is shit you will never make it as chad

goals

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Still looks like a faggot tho

How are my eyes lads

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how do I get eye area gains user

Do your worst

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you're prey, incredibly beta

reminds me of that guy who played kid anakin, the fat one

For people asking for rates, look for this

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lol i look like this guy thanks m8 hahaha

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he looks like a bearded lady

hes not that ugly desu, a little weird Ted Bundy sort of thing going on

You have Chad eyes
fuck off

Get a better camera.

Is there any eye exercise I can do like mewing is for the jaw

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Yeah it's called blinking

Hey we have the same eyes. Is the rest of you as fucked as the rest of me is too?

pls excuse the shitty lighting

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Qu’est-ce que c’est?

I can't even tell which one supposedly is the best one.

I think I blink too much already, makes me look nervous

>I haphazardly slapped different eyes on someone in paint
>Surely this proves my theory

It's called photoshop

Seems like an old chart on eyes. Love the old infographic aesthetic

>ftw Jow Forums's paranoid obsession-of-the-month is "hunter eyes" and I got them
>one less thing I need to obsess over
thank god

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>these eyes want to unload
God I need that on a shirt

Thanks but I was making a Talking Heads reference (Psycho Killer).

do show us user

R8

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>implying this isn't conchita wurst

your eyes are on upside down

This reply is so obvious but I still chuckled anyway. Why is that?

Hi bashuverse

I just want to unload

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looks like you are taking a load

Kek I had to look up to capture the white under my iris(?)

>look like a spree shooter because of my resting glare

I'm not even sure if I should fix this or not.

Those are the eyes of a god

*godd

I want to blow up something

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slav?

Balt and Slav mutt

My eye area is the only good thing about me, maybe I should wear a bandana.

Not squinting or furrowing/knitting my brow

kino

The photoshopped version is out of proportions, though still hot tbqh.

get on my level lads
cherry picked angle to be fair

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obviously you need a ninja mask

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what is even the point of these threads hahaha
are people just shitposting to create more insecurities? what a fucking waste.
also not fitness related.

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COPE
O
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cope moar

top lol

This thread was made by a janitor

Not great desu

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Rate my eyes plz

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PREY COPING ITT

gud

onions

i kill niggers

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definetly with those eyes

Goddamnit

thanks for this thread, I never realized how fucking bad I looked till I isolated my eyes

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:')

SAGE THIS SHIT!!!
MOOOODSSS

>mfw I used to think my eyes always appearing in a natural perma-squint was a bad thing
>mfw not anymore

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>are people just shitposting to create more insecurities?

In short, yes. Jow Forums is a crab bucket where the national pastime is the creation and exploitation of insecurity. No-one here can do anything physical to change anything about anyone else, so they degrade over time into neurotic, bitchy faggots that nitpick like the useless holes that they lift for.

Jow Forums is a social media site for people with antisocial personalities.

COPE
O
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just squint is legit

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No it's not. You'll look like retard. And even more retarded if you squint one eye more than the other.

I'm coping for how superior I feel to the shitposters here? lol

falalalalalalalalala
better Run run run run run away
oooooooooooooooooooooayayayayayayayayaya

fedora detected

I look so angry that I normally wear nu-male glasses to hide it

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You're below 18 years of age

Just tilt your head like that every time you're talking to bitches

Are these passable?

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oh i do, with a cheeky smirk it drives them crazy

Orbital rim implants.

what if you have the eyes but the rest of your face is fucked?
pic related

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i want to kiss your lips
>no homo

mate if you think your face is ugly you have body dismorphia, you look like channing tatum

you're an upper lip plastic surgery away from chad m8
also fix your fucking haircut

upper lip may be hard to fix, what hair style would you recommend I really can't be fucked with doing it everyday

oh cheers, he's the guy in 21 jump Street right?

that's pretty homo but thank you

Still same as chad eyes just more innocent

does your physique match up to your face (minus that fucked lip)?

well I'm 5'10 80kg/ around 180lbs I get a fair few mires

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fuck miring bruh you almost made it