Me on the left

chad ipad vs virgin smartphone

the thing you incels have to learn about chad is that he would NEVER concern himself with others to this degree

chads are actually pretty fucking nice people, and why wouldn't they be? they know they got their shit correct

Fat faggot wearing a bulls jersey and bringing an iPad to the gym holy shit

surprisingly good write up about that DYEL

T. Seething Incel

Underrated

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something like this happened at my gym. guys were straight up bullying new people who just wanted to better their lives. one time a dude started filming a skinny kid and laughing at him. one of the biggest guys in their took his phone and tossed it in the toilet. good times.

based

but really who the fuck takes an ipad to the gym?

No it isn’t.

Wow noshit

>that 30 year old boomer that takes pictures with an ipad
>that 30 year old boomer that uses Facebook as a daily blog

>ectphaggot/10
fucking fatties

karma is a bitch

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I fucking die everytime looking at this pic. The motherfucker is using a tablet to take a photo. He couldn't be any less obvious.

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TURNS OUT HE'S JUST A FATTY WHO RAGES AT SKINNY FAGS

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

what a fucking bitchmade cunt lmao
>muh fatness I get bullied too
hope his mother never talks to him again

t.

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oh shit hes back

>dyels unable to take the banter

Lol so he's just an insecure fatty, what a fucking idiot

this made me laugh

what a loser

>all these insecure fags saying "muh ipad in gym"
Chads do whatever they want, and Im glad that skinny twink got bullied by the iPad Chad.

>implying a true chad doesn't build up his fellow man to rise to his level
that man is brad at best, a true chad isn't insecure enough to punch lower on the social and physical bracket

Redditors get the fuck off my board.

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Mean while he is fat as fuck look at that face and those cankles LMAO

>Not using Reddit
It's better than Jow Forums in almost every conceivable way. The only time I come here is when I'm taking a dump and want to talk shit and call people niggers

>literally a bitchmade fat fuck NEET with cankles who cries about fat shaming
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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This. Chad is humble and his compliments leave incels dreaming that they habe been graced by his superiority for decades. I should know, i am KAHD. Father of chads since time immemorial.

>Chad

weak bait

I bring my ipad to the gym because the sound is better and sometimes I read books while running. The experience is just better all around than my shitty smartphone.

This guy is a cunt tho

>the sound is better
>read books while running
wtf are you

nice b8 but I guarantee anybody who actually has your attitude is a new redditor who switched over because
>muh edgy Jow Forums

This is Jow Forums bitch nigga, go to /b/ for your r/Jow Forums posts

Why would you even want an ipad in the gym?

>the sound is better

I don't fucking know why but my ipad sounds much better than my samsung on headphones. I enjoy sound so ipad it is.

>read books while running

On a treadmill obviously. The treadmill has a handy little ledge that hold my ipad perfectly. It's comfy.

>wtf are you

I don't fucking know. Can you tell me? *shrug emoji*

faggots get off my board

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Ime, an ipad is better for literally every thing a phone can do except, ya know, fitting in your pocket.

>Hope his mom calls him over to make up over dinner
>He arrives
>Flowers and nice boxed wine to say sorry mum
>No answer but front door is open
>He enters
>Mom ass naked, riding chicken boy like she's possessed
>Makes eye contact with son as chicken boy nuts deep
>Three of them have dinner
>Chicken boy and fatbully bond over mutual interests
>They don't become best friends or anything but get along well enough so it isn't awkward when chicken boy is round to fuck his mon on the reg
>Chicken boy makes mad gains with the constant milf sex test boost
>Fatbully stays fat because, "He's into powerlifting"
poetry

Nice dream journal bro

Queensland: fuckwit central

>iChad

Based and redpilled

Why isn't killing people for insulting our honor accepted any more. At the very least you should be able to take a bat to someones knee caps if they insult you like this.

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I live south of the river and could have gone my whole life not knowing that was a place

>look mom I replied to everyone and told them to go to reddit!

>my board
You're the redditor.

What a fucking bitch. A fat bitch too hahaha. Saying toughen the fuck up while whining about the consequences of his own actions. Hope his mother gives all her money to skinny little Africans when she dies

thats a Brad, not a Chad
a chad would help or ignore him, not post pictures on facebook to show how he is bigger than some virgin

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy has a proper form of autism. It's clear he doesn't have a whole lot of common sense (posting this shit under his real name) and the whole caption just reeks of a poor imitation of already shitty pages like LadBible and Tasteless Gentleman.

I can't tell if it's like "eh, freedom of speech, he blurred out the face" or like "lol what an effeminate, emotionally weak dude. who the fuck needs to pick on people like that"

>me too
Lol what a fucking pussy. Making excuses while mocking a skeleton.

>He thinks it's bait

wrong

who dat

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