eat healthy fats, they said
Eat healthy fats, they said
Tyler Anderson
Jeremiah Ward
What a retard
>wh*toid
Oh. Now it makes sense.
Evan Brooks
>whiteoid
lel I almost got upset
Aiden Scott
Why does everyone insist that you have to take the pit out with a knife? You can take it out with your fingers just as easily.
Wyatt Walker
or a spoon, or aim the knife sideways at the lower point.....
Nolan Wood
or just don't stab it with the force you need to banish shit to the shadow realm
Oliver Parker
That avoccado looks ripe, why the fuck would you bring a knife to a spoon fight?!
Colton Fisher
Thats why you get this bad boy
Dominic Butler
>white people
Adrian Parker
>when wh*toids try to cook
Aiden Brooks
Julian Wright
if you own this, you are automatically a homosexual
Henry Moore
Why do Americans get triggered so easily kek
Benjamin Wright
Blake Harris
upset enough to reply
Brandon Watson
OP lemme see you cut mango next
Luke Ramirez
If you use the actual blade of the knife in a light swinging motion you have to be a literal retard to hurt you. I used to work in a resturaunt prepping hundreds of avocados a day with razor sharp knives, never had a problem.
Peaches though, FUCK depitting peaches.
Ian Walker
The virgin injured hand vs the chad multifunctional avocado peeler
Charles Foster
I'm buying this now. I'll consider it my coming out
>hey user, how did you know you wanted dick in the ass?
>well, it all started with this plastic avocado instrument
Cooper Adams
I'M ALWAYS FUCKING PREPARED BRO HOW IS THAT GAY?!
Matthew Gomez
At least you get to munch on peaches.
Nathaniel Walker
>not pulling it out and stitching it yourself
LMAOing at your $20,000 hospital bill
Ryan Davis
You literally just use the knife horizontally and twist instead of being a massive fucking retard by either using your hand or stabbing vertically
David Stewart
>grok divide prey into smaller pieces before eat it? grok berrypicker!