HEAR ME NOW YE FAGGOTS

>It is I, the witch of gains

You may wish for any gains you like, but be careful what you wish for.

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I wish for forearm gains

Plz give me 3d cannonball delts, gains witch

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>You want forearm gains fast?
>Well they don't come no sooner
>Affixed to each of your forearms
>Is a 20 pound tumor

>You wish quite boldly
>And I will give bolder
>You have actual 12 pound iron cannonballs
>For each of your shoulders

I wish for happiness gains

no thanks, i'm natty

The universe undergoes heat death regardless of your meaningless emotions. Everyone you ever loved dies anyway and so do you.

ebin

I wish to be able to deadlift 1000 lbs

>They say ignorance is bliss
>So you're dumb as shit
>Enjoy your down syndrome
>An extra chromosome is the fix

>You want to pull more?
>Pull loads like a winch?
>We'll accomplish this
>At the expense of your bench

>>At the expense of your bench
Fucking sold! Bless you witch of gains!

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I wish my wife would loose weight

solid thread

I wish to bench 500, and run a 6 minute mile

>Your wife shall be thinner
>And more so each day
>Because your wife is now wasting
>From untreatable AIDS

>You should be more specific
>You've fucked yourself senpai
>Have your six minute mile
>But now your bench is just 500 grams

Need dem iq gains.

i want you to CROAK YOU FUCKING BITCH WITCH FUCK OFF

*croaks like a frog*
>a kawaii frog tho
teehee

>Your IQ is higher
>Your brains I anoint
>But don't get too excited
>It's up only two points

Checked

You leave the Witch of Gains alone, she's a good girl

Sweet!

Will you be my qt gf?

Give me a body exactly like yours

give me your address witch

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>You cannot have me
>I must remain pure
>But I'll give one just like me
>That is a QT brapqueen whore

>A body like mine
>Now here comes a gem
>You look just like me
>But are now the last poster's brapqueen QT girlfriend.

tom platz legs

Thank you almost hitler

>You want my address?
>Bet you did not expect this
>I live on 441 Erie
>In apartment 6

>So what you desire
>Is a thicc set of trunks
>You can have Tom Platz legs
>But get Big Lenny's gut

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I wish all manlets with below average penises become anime tier traps.

>OH HOW I'D LOVE
>TO GRANT YOU A WISH
>THE PROBLEM WITH YOURS
>IS THAT IT ALREADY EXISTS

No fuck you, this is my first post and I got trips you double nigger. Fucking make my wish true.

I wish for 15 kg of pure muscle mass. The mass has to be part of me, symetricly dispositioned on my body and as if i had 5 years of lifting.

yeah wtf, make his wish come true. fucking Jew witch, this is a sham

I want to be the cute anime girl

The witch is a big fat phony.
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thanks doc

quality thread

I know your tricks witch, so I wish to be turned into pic related.

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