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*CRACKS*
*SIPS*
AHHHHHHHHHH
Monster Zero Ultra sales up 18.5% last month
Carson Sanders
Elijah Diaz
Anthony Hill
I love Red Bull, but I think Monster Energy is disgusting - all of them. They all have that specific horrible aftertaste.
Connor Miller
No fucking way Red Bull is absolute overpriced garbage. Unironically prefer the no-name energy drinks from Lidl that cost 1/4th as much as a Red Bull.
Oliver Johnson
Meme magic is dangerous and chaotic.
Jackson Scott
Brandon Cox
Nah I agree, can't stomach Monster but Red Bull is pretty good. Not falling for sips though, haven't had it since last summer.
Lucas Long
I ain't saying it worth the price. Especially given I don't really get any effect from the caffeine - but I really like the taste.
Camden Murphy
You faggots fall for anything.
Unfortunately you fell for viral marketing faggotry instead of following your heart and your brain.
Parker Hall
I fucking hate Monster.
No acidity and it surgery as fuck.
I rather drink the Rockstar alternative.
Ryder Russell
Does anyone actually drink this shit before working out? Is it decent?
Jonathan Collins
I wonder what a marketing exec at the company would think if they saw all these Monster memes.
Nathan Scott
>before working out
No, i drink it casually at home
Kevin Reyes
I don't like the regular Monster but Monster Hydro Zero is the pinnacle of sips
Kevin Ramirez
>comparing sugar line vs the non sugar line then complains about sugar
Huh?
Jaxon Martinez
Euroshopper is the best and comfiest energy drink
Brandon Reed
Good job doing it for free, retards.
Nathaniel Rogers
I want to buy red bull because of this, but fuck they're so expensive for the quantity.
Luis Allen
Spike Energy is GOAT
Grayson Reyes
Very jelly man, I was off energy drinks completely until Monster Hydro came out here. Reduced sugar and not that much feine, but still got me primed for boxing. Sadly we don't have the Zero version in germany yet
Eli Harris
I started drinking monster because of Jow Forums and if I have an energy drink (which is rare), it'll either be Ultra Sunrise or the lemon one
Christopher Rogers
why does nobody drink the yellow ripper or the yellow moto-gp one "the doctor"
Jonathan Mitchell
Valentino Rossi? Yeah that's the lemon one I just forgot the name
John Gutierrez
based trips proster knows of the best secret monster
Joshua Ross
I only sip when i gotta pull an all nighter for an exam, and red bulls are way to fucking expensive
Jordan Ortiz
saved
Colton Brooks
>drinks cat piss
you can identify subhumans just by what brand they prefer
Sebastian Harris
They started the 30yo meme is what youre saying
Brayden Adams
They're multiplying
Leo Cruz
I hope the marketeer who started this meme got a raise.
Cameron Ward
The meme that saved the /sip/
Christopher Murphy
Red Bull is Godtier
Justin Edwards
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7 + 1
Justin Russell
top lel
the /sip/ can't be stopped
Jace Ross
lads post yfw first /sip/ of the day
Asher Clark
Bentley Reyes
too soon
delete please
Carter Adams
I miss him
Matthew Diaz
I can see how that boomer meme has gotten people to buy some. I almost got one myself but I am very strong willed, not hard to imagine some of you weaker willed plebs bought into the scam.
Levi Bell
they have a basement at monster HQ where they pay autists in hot pockets and sips to create the memes brah
Andrew Green
wait, i'm supposed to be payed for this?
Kevin Hall
Jose Ortiz
>tfw im an autist who makes them with or without a hot pocket
William Lee
>love red bull
literally why, shittier and more expensive
Ryder Gomez
The lemon tea one? That's my favorite.
Austin Morris
>implying they pay us hot pockets
Only sips, on the plus side it's easy to cut on 1000 kcal of sips.
Jack Harris
Should have done that colab with piss lord
Kevin Green
i unironically love the zero ultra
Xavier Diaz
>They're doing it for free
Colton Walker
fuck hindenburg
he was and is an autistic faggot that deserves to be slapped
panini man did what should have been done
Aaron Nelson
based
Connor Gutierrez
Ultra and boomer blue are the best
Nathan Hall
i like red sips the most tbqh
Andrew Wood
*krshhh* shluuuurp ahhhhhh, Busted!
Jaxon Hernandez
powerful, red bull still the GOAT
Landon Wright
wtf I love redbull now, ironically
Brody Wood
Hey guys sip amateur here. What's a good sip range to start with?
James Ward
just sip what feels right user :DDD
Adam Fisher
I usually like to buy Rockstar Green Apple if it's on sale.
Jaxson King
brofist, and all for 25 fucking cents
Robert Howard
>2018
>Not having this + B complex + 16 oz ice water on your nightstand in the morning
Zachary Martinez
The blue one is 0 cal.
Anyway they taste just as good as the name brands, fucking retards wasting money on Red Bull
Angel Adams
how can u drink that shit? it's sweeter than red bull
Camden Price
drinking the (((alternative)))
Tyler Peterson
caffeine increases mortality rate. makes you die faster on average.
coffee decreases mortality rate. it seems the polyphenols are good and counteract the caffeine
Tyler Long
SOMEONE explain this whole sipboy meme to me PLEASE
Cooper Cox
>still not sipping in 2020-2
Julian Diaz
holy fuckin shit how about you sip and then you will understand. i unironically sip two of these badboys every morning because i have class
Angel Cruz
my son be careful you are abusing the power of the sips.
Joseph Sanchez
yes sir i will
two a day for the past ten years, give or take. i guess im a human experiment and my cardiovascular health is still A+++
Jeremiah Wright
This.
Shit is hilarious.