>rules Locked in a room, 12' x 12'. No weapons, poles, anything. Door doesn't open until one of you is dead.
Obviously, shit like gorillas and orangutans are right out and chimps are probably out as well. But I'm pretty sure I could whoop a bonobo. Perhaps a baboon as well although they seem mean for their size.
Punching wouldn't work I don't think, but a chokehold might get you somewhere if you can lock one in. Eye-gouging would also be advisable. I think other than their strength the biggest problem with monkeys is that they absolutely will bite you which can fuck you up.
1, a pit's bite will kill a prime age male gorilla. thats why its literally at the top fo the foodchain
Ian Perez
Also, you're going to need to volunteer your stats with your reply. Just the basics -- height, weight, body fat %, OHP/BP/SQ/DL numbers.
For me, 5'11, 180, 14% body fat, 155/225/275/405
Colton Flores
You're crazy. Gorillas have fought off bit cats before, which are way more of a threat than shitbulls. Gorillas legitimately have the strength to rip the dogs head off.
Eli Morgan
I think if I jumped a ring-tailed lemur from behind while he was eating or something, I could take him.
Christopher Scott
bonobos are just slightly smaller tahn chimps. you are delousional. Don´t tahe my word, but this mma fighters account of a young chimp whooping his as. youtube.com/watch?time_continue=159&v=udGAapx7Gok Full grown chimp will tear you apart.
Jeremiah Carter
once watched a pitbull kill a fully grown saltwater crocodile with its bare hands
Chase Fisher
Chimps can't punch or kick. They just bite and grip you mostly. No one is going to armbar a chimp, but punching one into submission is not unfeasible. Our longer legs and their short height make kicks much more effective as well.
Asher Phillips
>chimps can't punch or kick Oh yes they sure as hell can. Unless you don't want to count a hammerfist as a punch which is kind of just semantic bullshit. And please believe they can and do kick hard as fuck.
t. worked at a zoo, have watched loads of chimp fights.
Lucas Howard
Yeah but the infection will get the gorilla eventually
Ryder Roberts
pits are pussies. Pit can only suck a dick from Gorilla. True story.
Baboon would rape you.
We can fight the little monkeys that steal shiny things on India's markets. Nothing bigger. Chimp attacks are scary google it. Gorilla (lmao) Bonobo I dunno, maybe if you give it head first.
Gavin Wilson
>people ITT thinking there are humans alive who stand a chance against a grown chimp
Holy shit you can't possibly be that stupid.
Isaiah Harris
>How many pitbulls to take out a gorilla?
1 prime pitbull. There is reason they are #1 killer of nature
Nolan Rodriguez
The guy himself admits he wans't trying to hurt or kill the chimp, the chimp was trying to kill him. That's why he wasn't able to at least knock him out, chimps have a natural weapon, their teeth are much deadlier than ours and their mouth is protuding so they're easier to use as a weapon, ours are receded and smaller and easier to break.
The problem is their teeth, if you get a hold of their head/neck and bash their skull in there's no way they can kill you.
Jaxon Murphy
>We can fight the little monkeys that steal shiny things on India's markets. Those are literally whipped around like a rag doll and they die from 5 good slams to the wall, what the fuck are you talking about? We don't just "fight" those, we enslave them and kill them without any need for weapons.
Grayson Brown
quit lying I've seen those monkeys literally tear a grown man apart. If u use no tools they kill you swiftly. They use their tails I think thats the main advantage.
pit owners larping again (rolleyes)
Gorilla has stronger bite than Pit and is about 400 lbs heavier in the least. You are absolutely a stupid individual.
Jayden Sullivan
This. The chimp would probably tear your limbs off before you could do anything.
Jason Allen
Ha! ya fucking right.
Ethan Hernandez
Fact: Pitbulls are the most powerful race on earth
>I've seen those monkeys literally tear a grown man apart. Holy shit you're delusional. Those little monkeys are literally killed by teens in shitholes in asia.
>If u use no tools they kill you swiftly. They use their tails I think thats the main advantage. You can litearlly break their necks with one hand, smash their skulls by just swinging them around holding to their legs and slamming them into the concrete. Get real you delusional faggot.
Alexander Young
its not the same monkey u fool, those are smaller kid-monkeys.
no u cant break their necks, you cant even grip their necks.
Read some books.
Logan Richardson
fell right for the bait
Matthew Turner
>5'11" Stopped reading right there
Landon Nguyen
Brahs I think I could take a baboon or perhaps even a mandrill. Some baboon species are only like 40 pounds and less than 2.5 feet tall. Yeah, they've got some scary looking teeth, but in an open room with nothing for them to climb on I think you could just fuck it up with kicks.
Ryan Parker
I could fucking annihilate a spider monkey.
Jaxson Gray
I would not fuck with a Baboon. They look nasty as fuck.
Robert Hill
If you were really fit probably Terry Crews
Dominic Turner
A man could kill a chimp with his bare hands. Sure, a chimp is typically stronger than a human male pound for pound, but not necessarily stronger overall.
I think three pits could take out a gorilla.
Nathan Jackson
Chimps aren't as strong as most people think, but are still pretty damn strong compared to humans even in absolute terms. Pound for pound, they're about 150% of a human at the same weight.
A large chimpanzee of about 130 pounds should have the equivalent strength of a (fit) 195 pound man. So, stronger than the average man pretty much anywhere in the world.
Anthony Reyes
>Read some books
Kill some monkeys
Isaac Morris
Honestly, I could probably beat the shit out of a chimp if he had some kind of mouth guard or something to stop him from biting me.
Tyler Martinez
II would rate myself at 50/50 against a Female chimp.
Legs and managing to land a few kicks on it would be the only winning strategy I would have, evade it's charge as best as I can and throw out a kick.
Obviously if it gets hold of me I'm fucked.
I think the biggest advantage that people aren't mentioning is the intelligence and fighting ability of humans. A chimp is going to be predictable and not going to "fight" you.
Ayden Fisher
Is the primate going to attack you straight away or is it going to posture first? If it does that basically gives you a free shot to open.
Colton Sullivan
youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
Fuck that. I'd rather fight a bear.
Cameron Jackson
Chimps have sharper teeth but humans actually have ridiculous jaw strength for primates.
Asher Russell
Adding to that, chimps are wild animals that fight like wild animals. Meaning they aren't holding back any strength and are going balls out and will fight in ways that a human typically wont. A chimp will bite chunks out of your fucking face given the opportunity. It's easy to hypothesize how you'd deal with that from behind a keyboard, but having your shit ripped apart by an ape in real life is a different ball game. We're also less durable than chimps. We've got considerably weaker bones and skin that isn't protected by a full hair.
Could a large, in shape, completely uninhibited human beat a chimp? Maybe. But I'm betting the average fitizen gets killed 99/100.
Jackson Price
well no because *brings the mic closer* every 10 years the cells in your body actually completely change. i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal glan- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal gland can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go *looks over at the screen* look at that ... yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds.
We speculate to cope with the innate physical weakness of our species in relation to other similar species.
Dylan Turner
Go to bed, Jamal.
Adrian Nguyen
Autists like to abuse animals.
Ethan Watson
Adding to this, if anyone did somehow manage to beat a chimp, they're still gonna be missing fingers and chunks of flesh at the end of it.
Ryder Walker
>gun at least >at least
What do you want at most? A fucking grenade?
Colton Cox
Kikes, niggers, potatoniggers, treeniggers, SJWs, nu-males, teutons, wops, pakis, samdniggers, swedecucks, leafs, aussies, spics, gooks, the french, anglos, the skinny tattood aids guy, faggots, muslims, brazillians, trannies, thots, stacies, women
Easy
Noah Martin
>Pitbull >Bare hands
Wat?
Julian Rivera
Spot the one with Freedom land education!
Juan Taylor
what does it matter? You never been in a fight in your life, you have no experience and can't kick the ass of somebody from your own species. so whats the point? how autistic and unsecure do you have to be to ask urself if you can take on a fucking BONOBO?! i mean the fuck is wrong with u?
