If money was no issue, what would your diet be like Jow Forums?

What would you eat if you could afford whatever you wanted?

I'd eat sashimi for most of my protein. Fresh, thinly sliced tuna, salmon, tilapia with a dab of onions sauce. Also top notch steak and lamb shanks with vanilla mashed potatoes as a side dish. Id hit those macros every day with pleasure!

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if money was no issue id just eat pizza everyday and have plastic surgery

>onions

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definitely fish instead of chicken or beef, outside of that wouldn't change it that much. There aren't that many expensive foods I wish I could eat instead of what I'm eating right now.

I would probably eat more & nicer cuts of steak and get sushi more often

i’d eat cheese
every day i’d go into the store and buy all the cheese off the shelves
the cashiers would eventually start calling me the “cheese man”
>”there he goes, cheese man is at it again. i wonder what he’ll get this time”

cheese is dirt cheap

Ya id have gourment sushi, premium steak and other cuts of meat, lobster ect.

It's not that extravagant, but endless fage yogurt, daily socket salmon, and beef jerky on demand

Pretty much everything I already eat now except prepared by the best chef in the city. I'd be able to vary the proteins I consume more often while throwing in some exotic ones here and there. Don't even get me started on all the different types of carbs and veggies I could eat aughhh and the desseeeeerts. I'd eat like a king every single day.

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shut up

Premium meat, like steak, pork and fish. I'd eat a lot of it raw and I would also eat a lot of expensive dry cured meat like premium chorizo. Apart from that I'd still eat a lot of fresh salads and fruit as well as cheese, just the most premium version of them. Honestly it wouldn't actually change things too much, the thrill of eating fancy food all the time would wear off quickly.

>premium meat
>pork
lol pork is like the cheapest meat ever.

not really. Depends on the type of cheese.

Its not just about it being fancy, man. Im sick of chicken breast but it's the only healthy meat I can afford a pound of per day. I would swap that for fresh tuna and salmon in a heartbeat.

I'm talking the most premium version of it. I worded it kind of badly. Like for pork I would eat from free range pigs and some varieties of dry cured meats from pork can be quite expensive.

Fucking lol at onions sauce.


Yeah I'd prob eat steak/sushi everyday

Mate you don't really need a pound of chicken every day. Also consider some deenz instead.

Idk where you live but turkey is usually the same price and tastes kinda different with near identical macros.

Liver and minced red meat is also good for you as long and you don't eat it too often but it's cheap as fuck in NA because retards don't know what to do with it

dunno where you from but over here even the most premium pigs are still pretty cheap.

I'm 6'1 220lbs and Im lactose intolerant. It's meat or nothing for me for essential aminoacids.

same as before, i'd eat shit and would still outlift you and at a lower bf%
>muh eat clen tren hard

Eating quality protein and veggies for 2500 cal a day cost you between 300 to 500 bucks a month, are you that poor faggot? It's you health, the most important thing in life.

Eh, I'd switch from chicken salads with rice on the side to fish and shellfish salads with rice on the side, and steak every once in a while.
I'd get more groumet ingredients for the salads tho.

Eating quality protein and veggies for 2500kcal a day may gost 500 USD a month, which is indeed expensive, but eating quality protein and veggies that are also delicious is far more expensive.

Steak & Eggs

I would take a once-a-day pill that gives me all the nutrition/calories/vitamins/minerals/hydration I need for the day and spend my time enjoying my life instead of worrying about what I'm eating/drinking.

pretty similar to what it is now, only maybe id source better quality items.

Or, id just pay a dietician/chef to do it all for me.

I live off $500 a month and I still save about $200 each month.

Only if you can't cook for shit and suck at logistics.

aged EU cheese is not, american plastic cheese is cheap

Pretty much the same as it is now. Lean meats, complex carbs, and a variety of vegetables.
Once in a while I'd splurge on fancier shit but I unironically love chicken and broccoli. Cant beat a simple classic.

I gotta say I'm not a picky eater and hate to cook, so my dishes are pretty bland but I'm okay with that.

tons of caviar and salmon

The same I currently eat but I'd buy more of organic meat
(beef, lamb, chicken, wild caught fish, lobster).

>could have world class chefs cooking the best dishes using the finest ingredients
nah mate gimme a pill.

Duck breast for every meal. Broccoli soup a few times a week.

MORE GUMMY BEARS

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Well, I would still eat it even if I had more expensive food to choose from.

Actually I'd probably also eat a fuckton of caviar, it has great macros

Salmon Sashimi, Rice, Seaweed Salad, Asahi Dry

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fpbp

Genetically modified, high protein, low fat, low calorie, steroid laced pizza.

yeah american cheese, actual cheese is not that cheap

so you're saying you'd endlessly jerk the beef and demand fag jogurt, gotcha.

Pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner

My bodyweight in activated almonds.

Protein: Mostly fish, some wild pig, buffalo and venison.
Carbs: Veggies, forest fruit, some citrus fruit and tubers. Rarely white rice.
Fat: Assortment of nuts, avocado, olives, fatty cuts of fish and meat.

Weeb

pretty much the same as now, söy, seitan, pulled oats, beans, vegetables, cous cous, rice

Exclusively Whole Foods.

Are you me? Those would be my three staple foods, though I'd also throw in pork cold cuts like salami and chorizo, sourced from an organic pig farm in Istria.

>american 'cheese'
>cheese
Pick one.

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salmon, fresh tuna, high quality steaks

Lots of fish and steak cooked by a professional chef.

Unlimited homemade coconuts

High class escort pussy.

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100% pure steroids with an experienced bodybuilder coach to inject my ass and tell me what I need

then eat whatever I want

Typical day:
Breakfast
> 2 poached eggs
> 2 slices jew salmon
> half avocado
Lunch
> spinach strawberry walnut salad topped with balsamic vinegar
Dinner
> emu steak
> steamed asparagus
> fire roasted bell pepper
Dessert
> single malt scotch
> cuban cigar

This. This is truly patrician.

I didn't know Joe Rogan posted on Jow Forums

Spotted the burger

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Gamer girl pee

Fish, veggies, and fruit
And maybe other variations of chicken like duck, quail, emu

Never was a fan of pork or beef

I'd probably get lion or alligator or any endangered animal species just to gain it's power

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American Cheese isn't even legally allowed to call itself actual cheese, it's "Cheese product".

Cheese is expensive.

Steak every meal

Steak for breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, dinner.

As far as off-brand retail product goes, Costco is the fuckin best, don't try to equate it with Walmart shit

>Not becoming the best chef in the city yourself

If you buy dirt cheese

> jew salmon
Kek

I don't get it

>What would you eat if you could afford whatever you wanted?
Probably exactly what I do now, seeing as spending a shit ton of money on food is retarded.

>pill that gives me all the nutrition/calories
Do you have any idea how big the pill would be just to include your protein for the day?

If i were rich I would be able to spend time hunting and fishing and growing food. On vacation I’d get fancy shit from fancy places

Jews eat a lot of smoked salmon

Donno why the other anons are so mad, you are right. At least in the UK I found some good carembert for 1 pound (pic related is the size, not the company that made it)

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If I had an unlimited budget, my diet would consist of

>whale meat
>dog food
>goji berries
>various seeds and nuts
>veggies of all sorts
>high quality tuna, salmon, steak etc

Would the pill be red?

The same but more fish, reindeer meat and berries.

user, buy some Imodium as well to avoid massive constipation.

>eating our meme cheese
>not eating Saint-Nectaire
>not eating Comté
lmao

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Why the dog food and the whale meat?
Wog food takes like ass

Real cheese starts with $30 per pound.

All french cheeses are horrible shit. If you are not eating Bavarian or Swiss cheese, you are a pleb.

If money weren't an issue I'd be eating various kinds of fish every day. Obviously taking into account which fish are high-mercury and not eating those too often. I fucking love salmon, tuna, and swordfish.

I'd start eating exclusively game and fish and revert to the diet of a 18th century robber baron.

I don't want to be a vegetarian but the mass produced meat industry is an abomination against nature and creation. But eating exclusively venison, pheasant, line caught salmon and wild boar isn't cheap.

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the quality cheeses can be fairly expensive. Even lowly american cheese is still what? 4 bucks a pound? That's what I buy beef at.

Trying To Hard
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I'd just get grilled chicken sandwiches or burrito bowls modified for my macros, when I'm cutting just up the chicken:bread/rice ratio. Also grilled fish tacos.

Fresh fish, whale meat and good cheese. And a glass of quality wine every day.
I'm hoping to move to some fishing country just so I could bulk on fish for a while. After getting tired I'd probably get only grass-fed organic meat.

Damn, I wish I wasn't poor and living in a third world country.

>Fried iguanas
>Octopus eggs with camomile flower
>Hydrolazoid placenta
>Eel
>Blue whale liver
>Deer antlers with morrocan salt
>Ogo
>Fried peacocks with vinegar

tilapia.....you pick this bottom fish to eat? might as well eat mudskipper

I would just hire two personal chefs that rotate 7 days a week that make we whatever I want. All the food is to have a complete nutritional breakdown and it fills every macro and micro nutrient goal for the day.

It would be fantastic. I wouldn't have to ever worry about making time to prepare food. Having to weigh everything to the gram. Making bad choices when I run out of food in the fridge.

Aye man. Top grade sushi, steak and lamb all the time.

It depends, there is actual white American Cheese you can get from delis that is top tier for burgers.

But the individually packaged stuff is almost all the fake shit

trying to spell - the failure

That top tier "american cheese" is just real cheese sliced from a block or wheel. It is completely unrelated to those quasi-edible meltable plastic squares americans have the nerve to call cheese.

More fish, espec. Sushi. Apart from that I already buymy meat (beef and pork) from a local butcher that also does slaughter himself. He basically can name the animal whose steak I want to buy. If money wouldn' matter I'd work less and cook better aka more sophisticated dishes with good meat and I'd make jus and broth more ore often myself.

whale meat is tasty and has 70 % brotein

Cheese is expensive AF in canada too

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