Match girl on tinder and chat

>mirin those dubs
user, you've surely heard the phrase that insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results? seems to me simply installing bumble could break your loop

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>match girl on tinder
>"can I peg you?"
>instantly arrange meeting

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>match girl on tinder and chat
>"I'm submissive"
>spank her ass raw, fuck her in the ass and make her lick my dick clean

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>tfw your account is completely broken

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>match with girl in tinder
>end up becoming lovers and have a long term monogamous relationship
wtf I was looking for hookups

Can confirm

>No matter how much you lift
>You will never be attractive.

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Yes you will. There is always someone who finds you attractive

>There is always someone who finds you attractive
This user. I actually had more chicks hit on me when I was a skinnyfat faggot. They were busted as fuck and I blew them off anyways because I knew I was destined for greater.

It's easy for you to say, I was never hit on by a female.

Based. I’m 5’10, balding and 150lbs. I’m in a relationship with a girl who to me is a 10/10

Where do you even get hit on by females?
I have never seen a female approach a man IRL.

Delete this

what if im 5'4 though. no ones ever found me attractive even after lifting

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>Not mentally bullying her, bringing out the true female madness inside of her

>now you are the submissive one

Its like you are not even trying

How much matches should I be getting? I've tindered for one day and have 15 matches.

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>tfw tindered for 3 weeks
>9 matches

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>really like qt as fuck girl
>both show each other our tinders at a party
>trying to find each other so we can match
>I just say you know I could just ask you out right now
>we've been dating for a while now
>tfw just got my first real job
>moving out soon

None of it even seems real lads I've been in the pits for years

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Congratulations buddy have fun and have kids

ty brah, we're all gonna make it

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You will make it. You will probably have to settle for a short woman tho

KEK

Teach me desu

I can confirm this, but ofc you have to stay busy and social

>never match with girls on tinder in my country
>pay for tinder plus or whatever it's called
>set my location to different cities in south america
>only swipe right on qts
>wake up next morning
>64 matches
i just want to cuddle on the couch with a brown qt once in my life

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Brehs, i need advice. I just broke up with my gf of a year. Shes coming to my city this weekend and asked if I wanted to talk so we could get closure. At first I said yes, but now i'm thinking its a pointless thing because everything that needed to be said has already been said. What do I do

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Nah short women hate manlets. I only get hit on by girls taller than me.

Never talk about it. She wants closure but you do not need it. Unless you think you’re getting laid and I mean 100% know it. Do not meet up. She will just tear you down even more.

Here's what you do, take notes from a psychotic fuck that is a pro at mental manipulation.

You say sure and arrange the day. Then on the day before you cancel and say sorry you've got a date with someone. Ignore her texts and calls for the whole weekend. On the Monday open the text ignore everything and say was really busy! Hope yours was ok or something kinda responding to her but in a very uninterested way.

THEN IGNORE.

>I knew I was destined for greater
Wow user. How fucking delusional are you?

A-am I doing it right?

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This, except it keeps going on and on and time keeps accelerating where months seem to pass in what feels like days, and next thing you know it christmas was 7 months ago and the years are flying by and oh fuck I'm almost a 30 year old boomer now fuck fuck fuck

Goddam heheh

Putin shut ur account down bc u are on his incel watch list.

OP is a faggot for this

tism. you better be attractive

plz respawnd

Tell her theres a big surprise comin to town... called big ol dick fuckin... and just walk away.

>tindurr

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Do what this guy said, user. Normally I'd just say you shouldn't have ever arranged anything at all, but since you set something up, this is the best way to get out of it.

Jesus dude are you serious?

text this: "nvm ur pussy stinks. lose my number" then ignore. do this for anyone you don't feel like talking to anymore

Manlet detected

Fellow racists of Jow Forums, would you fuck a black girl if she said she wanted to be treated like a slave?

I have a sure thing, but I don't want to get her pregnant and make another green goblin

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No. Black women simply aren't attractive. That and I'm not really into the whole "pussy for pussy's sake" thing anymore. I'm looking for eventual marriage material (obviously not on tinder) so blacks are right out.

no.

thirsty

I'm fucking autistic and can't open well, literally how do you open the conversation when there's not much in their profiles and their pictures are selfies.

I got some girls' numbers before but seeing as I'm autistic, I don't actually text them or anything, what is the protocol

someone pls help

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just mash the keys, they don't care. mash the keys and then say lol sry so wuz up witchu

I've never swiped right on a single black girl in my life. Even the "hot" ones aren't remotely attractive to me.

If I had a sure 100% thing already lined up with one, I'd probably still smash though. Condom regardless if she is on the pill or not obv

SHOW ME YOUR PENIS OR PUSSY, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHECK YOUR GENDER JUST HURRY SEND PIC OF WHAT YOU GOT
i've never not seen genitals after sending this text

Double dubs

Should I do it guys?

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where do I go from here

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Tell her you'll kill yourself if she does