So my mom got me these after I told her I was cutting. The macros are ridiculously good, what's the catch?
So my mom got me these after I told her I was cutting. The macros are ridiculously good, what's the catch?
Levi Reed
Easton Fisher
Soŷ
Cameron Bennett
pricy maybe? might not be the most filling thing either, but if neither of those are an issue then go for it
Juan Cooper
Those are expensive as fuck you little faggot. Stop leeching off your mother
Camden Robinson
good thing it’s a meme
Luke Peterson
Lmao just get 99% fat free milk ya idiot
William Roberts
it's from costco
Juan Long
>fat free milk
Hunter Butler
It's basically protein powder plus water bro. Make it yourself for 1/5th of the price.
Lincoln Hernandez
It says don't have more than 1 a day but i've been having 6 a day for a while now. I feel ok.
Adrian Price
>but I've been having 6 a day
>>Ingesting 180g of protein a day
Nicholas Johnson
I often get 400 a day since I eat more than just that
can too much protein be bad?
Xavier Thomas
>what is hypervitaminosis
Levi Morris
>I often get 400 a day since I eat more than just that can too much protein be bad?
a-are you retarded?
Justin Mitchell
but rich said have 5 scoops
Alexander Anderson
>I often get 400 a day since I eat more than just that
>can too much protein be bad?
What in the holy god of gains is your major malfunction?
Anthony Price
This can’t be real
Cameron Roberts
This was a week ago. I feeel ok.
Camden Hill
There was also a day where I had 18 if this helps. As you can see I have overdosed on everything (but it is healthy) so I will beocme extremely powerful now.
Isaac Wilson
>As you can see I have overdosed on everything (but it is healthy) so I will beocme extremely powerful now.
This should be a Jow Forums banner.
Wyatt Phillips
>he has a mom who cares about his dieting and provides him with food that he wants
My mother wanted to kill me when I told her I'm fasting, later she called cops on me when she found Creatine in my room thinking its steroids
Samuel Davis
also they were expired by one month. expired in june and I drank them 30 days later in july.
Cooper Lopez
>2188 surplus
Liam Jackson
Henry Allen
I need to explain myself now. I started going to the gym with two of my friends. One has been lifting aslong as me and the other only trains abs. The frist one strengthmogged me and the other one absmogged me and I was angry as fuck.
I have been bulking so hard. bulking so hard that soon I will walk into the gym and they will see me and die. I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month , assuming I have not taken a shit. if I take a shit I only weight 29 lbs more.
Soon I will mog them. I now have stretch marks on my delts and quads but those are my gains.
Dominic Anderson
absolute alpha male
Eli Mitchell
Post body I have to see this
Eli Martinez
...
Gabriel Adams
>I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month
Noah Anderson
By god
Aaron Barnes
UPGRADE
Grayson Robinson
Enjoy your liver and Kidney failure
Elijah Murphy
>I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month
Tyler Jones
Probably tastes like shit, and not very filling but if that's not the case drink that shit
Parker Jenkins
Kek
Alexander Flores
>Mfw reading this
Oliver Morgan
>I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month
Liam Lopez
Unless you weigh more than 200 pounds that’s even more than Arnies retarded 2g/lb rule which he recommended for Olympia bodybuilders.
Christian Jenkins
>I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month
You did WHAT?
Brody Cook
I'm not ready just yet. I am bulking remember? but I have been training literally every day and I recover almost instantly. Any doms I get is gone in just a few hours and I can max out again within a day. My vascularity has also been fucking ridiculous.
this sounds bad but actually it isn't bad. I was only 114 lbs when I started but now I am almost 150. This is healthy.
Also I have been doing cardio so my heart will be ok.
Caleb Baker
Nigga you trynna die?
Matthew Parker
Pls post body. Daddy needs to see your quads.
Henry Reed
newfag here what website or app is that?
Andrew Gonzalez
>I was only 114 lbs when I started but now I am almost 150
>This is healthy
Hudson Perry
Nigga wants to overdose in protein.
Luis Barnes
cronometer
John Stewart
Trips confirmed demon gains
But seriously mate, slow down your gains or you'll fuck up your metabolism, skin, organs, nervous system and bowels to name a few
Nathan Anderson
>Those boxes
Holy shit it's real
Aiden Edwards
>gained 30 pounds in a month
Can't say I haven't been there, actually. Fuck GOMAD.
Xavier Miller
>only 114 lbs when I started but now I am almost 150. This is healthy.
>30 lbs in one month
Bullshit
Isaiah Rodriguez
>that picture
user why are you opening packages of protein in the bathroom?
Oliver Kelly
More in the basement. I have a minifridge filled with those and some apple vinegar. I drink the vinegar so that the protein drinks digest faster.
Only problem is that my torso has been breaking out in acne. The skin already looked fucked after I failed to fry a can of tuna so I am not worried.
John Ortiz
>I drink the vinegar so that the protein drinks digest faster.
You are now my God. Post pics
Jackson Stewart
> puts can of tuna on a burner without even opening it
> it explodes
> nice! now i can get acne and nobody will notice
> buys 100 boxes of protein shakes
Julian Gray
Jesus Christ OP STOP
Brandon Allen
>I drink the vinegar so that the protein drinks digest faster
Talk about dedication. I hope you mog the shit out of your friends
Kevin Lewis
>I drink the vinegar so that the protein drinks digest faster.
Jonathan Nelson
Make sure you don't get that ACV on your teeth or it will fuck you up and your gains will mean nothing due to a crackhead smile.
Hudson Sanchez
That's not what happened . I filled a pan with oil and boiled it, then put in the contents of the tuna can. It was going really well but i wanted to feel cool like a chef so I shook the pan. I was splashed with boiling oil and it got in my eyes and all over my torso.
I thought I was going blind, but then It was actually just smoke. and I wanted to keep cooking so I didn't wash the oil off. Now my torso is scarred pretty bad.
Imagine salt and vinegar chips but with out salt or chips.
I am not OP. OP asked if it was a good idea to drink them. I said yes I drink many.
Thomas Gray
how have your lifts changed?
Andrew Thompson
Truly a legend. Make a thread after you're finished bulking
Evan Martinez
ДABAЙTE HAM КAPTИHЫ BAШE TEЛA B КOHЦE КOHЦOB
Kevin Morgan
Jesus fucking christ there's no way this is real
Benjamin Morales
even satan himself is in absolute awe of this lad
when you die of inevitable organ failure make to mog the devil
Oliver Sanders
>eating 1600 calories in protein alone
>cutting
Luis Perry
everything I lost on the cut (I cut extremely hard and everyone was worried) came back very very quickly. Remember it has been less than a month.
Everything has been going straight up very well. I shrug every day of the week now because I can recover that fast. I also have seen major neck gains in terms of appearance and my squats progress without any prolemb.
I have said this before but my arms are retardedly vascular. I mog literally everyone at the gym in that way. In addition I do pyramid scheme everything for my delts, bis and tris and I can max out again the next day.
Anthony Morris
I can't tell if OP's retarded or a fucking genius.
Jace Cook
Post vascularity at the very least
Nolan Diaz
You guys seem to think I am some kind of a freak who has backwards ways and will die of organ failure. Well this is what I have to say.
If you told a normal person about putting a weight on your face, to make your neck big, they would think you are some kind of mentally ill. That normal guy, will never have a cool neck that can not die from a noose, because they think it is a retarded thing to do.
That is like me, you guys think I am retarded? wWell everything I do is correct and 100% no problem. This is healthy and sustainable. Probably.
I have to squat now. It is getting dark where I live.
Nathan Nelson
>I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month
you know even as the noobest noob, literally the most lb of muscle you can gain in a month as a natural is 3 lb, right?
you know you are going to get kidney stones eating that much protein, right?
you know that at a 500 calorie deficit, it would take you 30 weeks, or 7.5 months to lose that fat you gained in 1 month, right? Hope you don't get buyers remorse and ever want to see your abs again
Carter Powell
it's not op
Brody Robinson
>a cool neck that can not die from a noose
Jack Young
>I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month
>this sounds bad but actually it isn't bad
>I drink the vinegar so that the protein drinks digest faster
>my torso is scarred pretty bad
>This is healthy and sustainable
Caleb Ward
I do chocolate. These things are god tier
John Martin
>Probably
Robert Johnson
Wait. Whats wrong with this. I eat like 160g minimum
Nathan Walker
Don't listen to the fools, go all out and become the next god of lifting (but maybe stop if you end up in the hospital)
Easton Davis
God bless you bloatanon, squat till your legs give out and don't listen to these pussies. Can't wait to see your progress pics, maybe you could show us your arms?
Brandon Walker
you're a legend, please post bulk progress as your bulk continues to motivate other anons!
also does apple cider vinegar actually speed up digestion, cause that's goat if so
Mason Ramirez
>I have gained just over 30 lbs in a month
Luke Allen
can someone make a screencap
I want to be in it. and I want him to post again with progress.
Jayden Brown
cmon i wanna see you bloatmaxx and mog the devil's domain
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Cooper Edwards
Imagine the smell
Adrian Richardson
>but rich said have 5 scoops
He... died
Jackson Ramirez
>implying he will go to hell
Oliver Cox
Soooo, how did you drink exactly 3305.9 grams of water?
Landon Evans
>she called cops on me when she found Creatine in my room thinking its steroids
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What did the cops say?
Blake Reyes
thick nigga is gonna break the soil when he's 6 feet under and fall on satan resulting in hell's implosion
Nathaniel Cooper
You know he's gonna fuck jesus' tight boipussy
Jace Reed
Jesus Christ, you're looking at kidney damage from the sheer amount of protein you're eating, calcification of soft tissues including blood vessels from all that calcium, liver cirrhosis and heart failure from all that iron, and bone swelling and liver damage from all that vitamin A, along with a laundry list of other symptoms. You might as well take a shot of bleach every day instead, it'll do the job quicker.
Alexander Perez
Absolute unit.
David Morgan
Is it actually dark or are your eyes failing?
Please don’t die
Gabriel Nelson
You're fine. Your not going to get any organ failure. If your body doesn't use the protein, it'll just shit it out.
John Powell
Move out of your parents house. What the fuck are you doing still living there? The only good excuse is if your under 18. And if that's true then MODS!!!!!!!
Jordan Cruz
1LB OF MUSCLE AND 29 LBS OF FAT
Thomas Thompson
You don't shit protein out, mate. Your body deaminates the amino acids, converting the organic backbone into sugar or fat (depending on the amino acid) and the ammonia into urea which you piss out. A chronic excess of urea causes kidney stress. Add that to all the calcium, iron and vitamin A he's taking in and his kidney are screaming.
John Harris
The catch is that you now realize how much your mom supports and loves you
Christian James
unironically this
Ayden Hernandez
I've never fucking laughed so hard in my life. I think it's because I feel like you're literally about to die and I'm freaked out so I can't stop laughing.
Jaxon Edwards
This man will kill the devil. Something tells me that he is a polak too.